@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Father Tim comes for you all. Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK 🌈🏳️⚧️
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
@klaybourne.bsky.social
Much swearing 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱🃏💚☮️🎹🎸🤓 I’m almost out of emojis.
@mindsxmeet.bsky.social
Words and paintings now and then. Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know. [This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home now
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
Vulgar woman My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacezco2p44q
@cornjerker78.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw
@identityxcrisis.bsky.social
Please don’t parade on my rain. he/it/bag of dirty sox This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g <see “Feeds” for more options> That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis {avi: rubber duck on asphalt}
@smillz.lol
Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍 Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
@qutzupalotl.bsky.social
Here to entertain the troops. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I am not here for serious medical or psychological advice.
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@neiltypewriter.bsky.social
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social
Info on a “need to know” basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
@beelzebong.bsky.social
twenty neurotic zesty floridans encapsulated in one body
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, game runner, and movie buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed)
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
"I can see that you're a fully socialized, well-adjusted, emotionally stable, adult man. Good for you!" -Dan Mitchell, 11/26/2024
@squirrellee.bsky.social
🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band. APS, CPSU ✊️ Naarm ❤️💛🖤
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@5oclockeveryday.bsky.social
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
I'm just trying to slip into something more comfortable like a rage induced coma. Hail Eris and don't drink in nazi bars, motherfuckers He/him
@ironblanche.bsky.social
MN | 38 solo poly nonbinary goldstar bisexual aro slut Accidentally an accountant
@scottopotamus.bsky.social
Originally from bird land. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. He/Him.
@caycej.bsky.social
On a journey Looking, creating, contemplating pretty things, poetry, and revolution Swim the cringe Unhinge ░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ [███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤..
@optimistprimus.bsky.social
Working class zero. Cosmic joke punchline. He/him. Hate has no home here! Be excellent to each other. Chop wood, carry water Comments/complaints: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagbiuaqzqpg
@sadiston.bsky.social
PRESIDENT OF SNACKS & FULL TIME KVLT DADCORE PRO INSPO BRO, LYDIA DEETZ BUT AN MOM, HOT HIKING TAKES, LEAST HORNY DISCORDIAN. HE/HIM.
@chevapi.bsky.social
[ posts below are accurate representation of what's going on in my brain ] [ 25 | she/her ]
@i.n33d.coffee
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
@horsemorsel.bsky.social
Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter. Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook. Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
@scrimshaw.bsky.social
Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum. Welp, that's me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad25mf6clts
@marcodas146.bsky.social
Trying to amuse myself, again. I have no skills. I typed things and they ended up there↗️ and down there 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqkcrp2ue4el5rzwofujvlxy/feed/aaakpd7pk6goq
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
@james-the-57th.bsky.social
IN YOUR HEAD, ZOMBIE. RANDO? Abi-normal. Funny? It pleases me. Absurd? As stirring turds. Beatles? 4-ever! LET US PLAY, SHALL WE?
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg