Scrimshaw
Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum.
Welp, that's me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad25mf6clts
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Author (The Fault in Our Stars, The Anthropocene Reviewed, etc.) YouTuber (vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.) Football Fan (co-owner of AFC Wimbledon, longtime Liverpool fan) Opposed to Tuberculosis
@planetoffinks.bsky.social
Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books. All you fascists bound to lose
@neiltypewriter.bsky.social
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
@theorajones.bsky.social
20 minutes into the future Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
human person bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social
Info on a “need to know” basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
@beelzebong.bsky.social
twenty neurotic zesty floridans encapsulated in one body
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed) Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
opal appreciator, orb gazer head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
@squirrellee.bsky.social
🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band. APS, CPSU ✊️ Naarm ❤️💛🖤
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@5oclockeveryday.bsky.social
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
I'm just trying to slip into something more comfortable, like a rage induced coma. Join the Dogs of Sinope Syndicate, Hail Eris and don't drink in nazi bars, motherfuckers He/him
@ironblanche.bsky.social
MN | 38 solo poly nonbinary goldstar bisexual aro slut Accidentally an accountant
@scottopotamus.bsky.social
Originally from bird land. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. He/Him.
@caycej.bsky.social
On a journey Looking, creating, contemplating pretty things, poetry, and revolution Swim the cringe Unhinge ░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ [███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤..
@optimistprimus.bsky.social
I don't live here anymore but I still visit from time to time. Seems everything's gone sideways, be careful not to lose your balance :) Comments/complaints: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagbiuaqzqpg
@sadiston.bsky.social
PRESIDENT OF SNACKS & FULL TIME KVLT DADCORE PRO INSPO BRO, LYDIA DEETZ BUT AN MOM, HOT HIKING TAKES, LEAST HORNY DISCORDIAN. HE/HIM. FREEMASONS DNI
@chevapi.bsky.social
[ posts below are accurate representation of what's going on in my brain ] [ 25 | she/her ] redbubble.com/people/ailaravenshire
@i.n33d.coffee
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
@horsemorsel.bsky.social
Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter. Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook. Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
@marcodas146.bsky.social
Trying to amuse myself, again. I have no skills. I typed things and they ended up there↗️ and down there 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqkcrp2ue4el5rzwofujvlxy/feed/aaakpd7pk6goq
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@castorp0llux.bsky.social
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
@craftyartgentleman.bsky.social
Artist, Gentleman, Texan, Crafty. Ticket Taker Emeritus at @CloverKissCinema.bsky.social My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:njtqllms74it7qdetueptxua/feed/aaakducfhn2pq
@zebrasyndicate.bsky.social
Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
@garyniv.bsky.social
I tell the truth often. And I lie often. I don’t want to discriminate just in case epistemic state becomes a protected class. 📍Yvelines. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yz34ajevb6yx57ywa4645dkk/feed/aaafl542uk5rs
@gyrate.bsky.social
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
@dakall.bsky.social
My life coach benched me Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
@alexbergmans.bsky.social
ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”
@azuler0.bsky.social
t. naught rides the blue butterfly — a reluctant human waiting to be monetized