Dysfunctional Programming
Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense.
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@georgetakei.bsky.social
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@loadie.bsky.social
you're an old washer and i'm an old dryer. you're all out of water and i catch on fire.
@ohdangmimi.bsky.social
Award nominated hot girl but I mostly shit post/ sub to me for a bigger dick 🫡 https://allmylinks.com/ohdangmimi / business contact: peachimimi1@gmail.com
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@amyjandrews.bsky.social
Freelance writer. Film lover. Sport watcher. Midnight toker etc. Mostly comprehensible. 🏳️🌈
@drlizpowell.bsky.social
I'm a psychologist, speaker, author, & coach who believes that Great Sex can change the world! Bi, queer, polyam, kinky, genderqueer. Pronouns they/ them.
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
@panic.gay
Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+ There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com
@tylerjameshill.com
Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him No alt text, no engagement
@kennedytcooper.bsky.social
I have a puppet-based YouTube channel called "The Clothkins" I'm on podcast: The Most Important Election of Our Lives Friend of Dorothy. They/Them.
@meo.bsky.social
gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her the most jobless and most online. trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
@angelic.style
18+ || seraphim of the Divine Light || Professional Girls Enjoyer || NOT!! affiliated with the catholic church listen to my music linktr.ee/krystalswords
@garaktailor.com
18+ minors blocked You can not kill me in a way that matters. Solidarity is how we survive. Goofs and Graps (She/They) Casting Pod @mnffpod.bsky.social Tip jar: @JKNotsobad Venmo & Cashapp DM for PayPal http://garaktailor-shop.fourthwall.com/
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster) 💙Impeach Obama💙 she™/her™ My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
@clueless.bsky.social
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@babyshoes4cash.com
💖 america's mystery sweetheart 💖 🏳️⚧️ milmealnainal lesbian wizard 🏳️🌈 👧 she/her world wide web enjoyer 🤌
@girltwinkdotfaggot.bsky.social
hi im sky <3 the heart is part of my name!! im like if krypto the superdog took estrogen u^w^u "Whoever this is should put “niche internet micro-celebrity” in their bio." - @dirigojoe.bsky.social also i am plural :3 🚨mdni 🚨 she/it
@transsalamander.bsky.social
Tranny fag dyke, furry (jackalope), artist, toy collector, and Hellaverse trash (she/her) ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ 🔞 On Twitter I once made a tweet that helped hatch a thousand eggs. Throne wishlist: https://throne.com/transsalamander
@zoewithay.bsky.social
beloved hell-blessed flesh vessel Also found at; https://linktr.ee/monocled_falcon be adult or be gone
@pussyfullawasps.bsky.social
i write social justice grants fundingforsocialchange.com patreon.com/changefunding for grassroots orgs: find grants: bit.ly/ffsc-grants templates: bit.ly/ffsc-apps about: bit.ly/ffsc-about joa they/she 34 fl audhd bipolar 🇰🇷 🏳️🌈 🎲 listen to dice funk
@goddessblade.bsky.social
Transsexual Fairy Princess. 🦋 Fantasy and romance author. Bunnysattva. Fights like a girl. She/her. ☸️ There is also love in the world. maypetersonbooks.com www.patreon.com/maypeterson
@dollcinder.bsky.social
One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting 18+ Minors DNI
@loki.moe
🔞 MDNI 🔞, 27, he/it, mx. everyone's favourite sword-fighting, coffee-making, lesbian boydyke. @creature.gay 🥹🥰🫶 https://ko-fi.com/laufeyjardottir
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here’s a menace, better known for other work it/they (we) https://ko-fi.com/postes
@princesscore.meangirls.online
the wrong kind of trans woman i complain a lot, share nsfw stuff, and play tetris the grand master. i stream sometimes, u should join me u know what my pronouns are
@amygarf.bsky.social
transsexual garfield fan -- she -- author of "The Sorceresse's Bequest" (wip) -- free palestine
@realqrampage.fightins.online
obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | Phillies partial season ticket holder | rare disease patient | monogamous and in love | she/her but also a guy sometimes prof pic by @ethankocak.com
@k1m.bsky.social
Literally just a gorl. photographer. I bring events to life. degen & doer of all things. Certified Internet Gremlin. 📍Seattle 💕She/Her 🔞 mdni venmo.com/kimberlymarie cash.app/$kimberlyhi linktr.ee/hik1mberly throne.com/k1m
@hausofholes.bsky.social
heavy jpeg artifact https://linktr.ee/hausofholes $gnosticmilf
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater in Los Angeles he/him
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
@skilletqueso.com
threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey skillet queso connoisseur He/Him "u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online “WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top "wow" - @dly.bsky.social