Unindicted Co-Conspiritor
My face always feels like I've eaten a lemon wedge covered in hot sauce
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
I'm a niche genre. Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
@misshavishambles.bsky.social
No you’re a gothic horror. A report of a most alarming nature has reached me. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
@bobjanke.bsky.social
Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Behold my skeets. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
@haliphacks.bsky.social
Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show. My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
@trans.bsky.social
Trans enby woman into tech, queer rights, pop culture, & alt-text. writer/artist/product manager. she / they/ fae. 🔞minors dni🔞 —— 🎯𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Cyberpunk 2077🦾 —— Tip Jar ☕️: https://ko-fi.com/trans_sage Merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase writer/editor at The Beaverton she/her | Vancouver B.C. Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/ Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w4omt4th54l6kul2nc7orbil/feed/aaab44jnupudu
@dariusw.bsky.social
🟩 ♎️ 🪩 🥗 🏳️🌈 💑 💍 🩲 🔞🐈⬛🎧🦈🎄🍑🏀🗽🦄 She-wolf of the Hyrkanian Steppes Blah blah blah. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5pczeahw5sgryk6lawg3cz7e/feed/aaabokaveu3cu Get to know me in the Feeds tab. ^[s|t]{0,1}h[e|i][r|y|m]{0,1}$
@numb.comfortab.ly
Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
@birdiegirl.bsky.social
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
@resistingmomface.bsky.social
Breathing fresh air in the blue sky. 🦋 Mom, scuba diver 🤿 painter 🎨 Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Suicide Prevention Hotline #988
@fleksiblel.bsky.social
I support those who chose to spend their energy and strength on others. Accounts that are clearly trolls, porn bots, fake GoFundme, begging, lunatics, promoting Bitcoins or Crypto will be zapped. No DMs or Chat. Truth matters. Character matters.
@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social
Political and humor writer with 1.5 million monthly views. Host of "The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings" podcast. Anti-Trump, pro-LGBTQ, I support women's reproductive rights. Mouthy as fuck. https://substack.com/@themouthyrenegadewriter
@hexxus37.bsky.social
@mixmastermichelle.bsky.social
HELP! My account was reinstated but labeled as spam. Please help me fix it! 🍸 Mix Master Michelle | Your friendly neighborhood bartender 🍹 | Shaking up fun with cocktails, stories, and good vibes 🥂 | Let’s mix it up, one drink at a time! 🍷✨ #MixologyQueen
@innercitysub.bsky.social
Realist. Not only is the glass half empty but the milk is sour. Book designer and reader, art teacher. Environmentalist. BFA from Pratt, MFA from Florence Academy of Art. Pro-abortion rights. Single adoptive mother. Marched on Washington with NOW. Atheist
@bellysaurusthejust.bsky.social
temporarily off line due to bullying from MAGGOTS please come back to me later
@funhouseradio.bsky.social
Weird News, Memes, Novelty Records, Parodies, Weird Covers, Outsider Music, Oddities, Offbeat, Mashups, Comedy, DIY, Humor, Satire, SciFi, Pets, Robots, & Cringe ► FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN BROADCASTING AUDIO 24 HOURS
@boxerdogs.bsky.social
Boxer dogs are known for their playful humor and sharp intelligence. Their goofy antics and clever problem-solving skills make them delightful companions, always ready to bring joy and laughter to their families.
@hirenthakore.bsky.social
Bringing software engineering humor, gaming vibes, and dev tips to your feed. 💻+🎮 "Code never lies… but comments sometimes do." Enjoying the content? Fuel my code with coffee ☕️: https://buymeacoffee.com/hirenthakoa
@sistosterone.bsky.social
Weird Comedy person 👨🏻🦱 If anything here offends you blame your parents for raising such a dooshnozzle. Tell your friends Malibu, Ca / Guantánamo Bay, Cuba 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 https://www.instagram.com/sistosterone/
@ph7.bsky.social
I should know this by now—I’m a native New Yorker. 53. Happily gay married. 2 dogs/2 cats. He/him. Militantly anti-violence. Trekkie. Idiot—but like Tony Kushner, at least I’ve never voted Republican.
@glassell.bsky.social
💙🌊💙🇺🇦🇵🇸 Father of three, married to the most amazing woman, engineer for Gorilla Glass, all around nerd and unrepentant progressive. Lover of Star Wars, Trek, Firefly, LOTR, BttF, Final Fantasy, HZD, D&D, and LA Rams football! Unrepresented in congress.
@jenmagisteris.bsky.social
Mutant Fam, Tarot Reader, Democrat. I'm not following back because I'm exhausted.
@snoutcedar.bsky.social
If Coyote Peterson & Joe Exotic ever mated, this would be the unfortunate result. YouTube - https://youtube.com/@snoutcedar?si=r0_6wUc2g-3rK4Oo
@itsedsilha.bsky.social
IT Consultant, Podcaster, Freelance Wiseass - Random musings from a cluttered mind. Political Centrist, the left is far to left and the right is far to right. I’m part of the 70% of Americans in the middle.
@kevin-sweet.bsky.social
i try to be curious not just furious - fear, hatred, and anger can blind us to the humanity of others - for any issue and any side we take. 😍✌️🌍🌏🌎🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇸🥰🎉 we can be better if we know ourselves and each other better - please human responsibly. 👍❤️
@jojofromjerz.bsky.social
Hey, it’s me… JoJoFromJerz! (My real name is Jo Carducci btw). I’m a mom, a podcaster, a writer, a lover of politics and puns and a true Jersey girl through and through. Check out my Substack (my baby) on my Linktree https://linktr.ee/jojofromjerz https://
@tylerjameshill.com
Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him No alt text, no engagement
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, and squats
@james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
@boobburger.bsky.social
*life changing event* (Famous) He/him/ham(burger) Discogs inventory for VinousVinyl https://www.discogs.com/seller/VinousVinyl Buy me a burger! https://ko-fi.com/burgerboy
@dvgeebees.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dvgeebees / discord all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot
@sidebangsmusic.com
delightful entertainment singer, guitarist, songwriter, producer, rock band leader, etc. brooklyn 🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs 🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
@cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji 📍Pacific Wonderland [he/him]
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@cinema-diorama.bsky.social
Land of 10,000 Lakes. Copywriter. Not much to write home about. https://boxd.it/3ZPn1
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something Software Engineer Ohio escapee (cleveland sports) An idiot who types things Denver📍 just my skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig NGL https://ngl.link/ledhead
@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i linktr.ee/dave_tothe_k
@qutzupalotl.bsky.social
Here to entertain the troops. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq