Fomo Simpson
Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
@therealdcf.bsky.social
Musician, 1/3 of the band Scoop the Mids. Dudeist priest. Not for internal consumption. New music from Scoop the Mids: https://tinyurl.com/vshybpyv My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkzbul4mh3i4rauowwq3mai7/feed/aaaidfvdsdjli
@mulberrysdream.bsky.social
Staying in my lane. Music addict. The Disco Biscuits are my #1. I also love Umphrey's, Dogs in a Pile, Zappa & all things Jerry Garcia. also, hip-hop, jazz, classical, and more. RIP Mac Miller & John Prine ❤️
@intheruins.bsky.social
Entry-level cryptid Absurd, dark, post-apocalyptic, cats. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/aaagzst7vreuo 📍 New Haven
@i.n33d.coffee
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
@spoon-fl5.bsky.social
Sublime idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaakdiaqypw6q
@sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
" People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, You can't trust people " Super Hans kingmonkeysunkle on Insta. https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
@tonysadowski.bsky.social
Aspiring Eccentric Recluse • Marketer • Producer • Podcaster • School Boarder • General Dad-Type Guy Just My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qdswpo7ddjjmici4kwcfwql7/feed/aaahwk3gppdls
@sophamir.bsky.social
she/her • 32 • deeply unserious 🫶 unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
@toddalio.bsky.social
Your locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood IT guy. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees. He / Him / His
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home now
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts Less new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
@ayankdownunder.com
NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Formerly twatter's OG @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Brain eggs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
@slipofmytongue.bsky.social
I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait. Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaagnjfxdbvss Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaafrvzu2rybc
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@oneawkwardmom.bsky.social
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@wildethingy.bsky.social
@peacefuljourney68.bsky.social
56, married, vegan, spiritual, pro humanity, liberal, and love the beach! NO DMS
@5oclockeveryday.bsky.social
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
@wafflecoffee.bsky.social
"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro polished turds: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm County Galway 🇮🇪
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
Autistic Pixie Dream Dad, but they're the fucked up dreams you get from eating too much cheese before bed I once spent an entire month on Bluesky pretending to be a large plate of spaghetti He/him | Eugene, OR
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Rage, rage against the lying of the right. Nicer than Betty Monroe had. Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, uncle. Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
@kevinthedad.bsky.social
Husband. Dad of 2 funny kids. Writer of parenting LOLs. Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xmyetrh3daqhgkeq6bakuxos/feed/aaakqqwzhzdp4 Greatest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xmyetrh3daqhgkeq6bakuxos/feed/aaakqotfwr2uy
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@ronsequitur.bsky.social
A fax machine is just a surprise printer. "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Reskeets mean I love you.
@nataleedara.bsky.social
@jordangerous.bsky.social
I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Just here to escape the eternal darkness out there. My name is Jason, not Brendan Fraser. He/they My Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaalu4orsc6fm ℹ️The owner of this account posts nothing useful
@daisy91.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
@ygrene.bsky.social
i want to do everything all the time https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@bizinatch.bsky.social
Living my unapologetically gay atheist life as if Huey Lewis wrote the soundtrack
@jackiejax.bsky.social
I just want to be a chaotic little enby clown, but I'm forced to be a Corporate Accounts Receivable Manager for a health insurance billing company.
@atanenhaus.bsky.social
🍭 Trippy glitch art and cats 😻 Comedic in a past life 🐦 she/her Somerville, MA https://instagram.com/atanenhaus https://slogansfornothing.etsy.com https://allisontanenhaus.com
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
@guess-what.bsky.social
Comedy doofus Puns not guns! He/him, Philadelphia My ✍️👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes Avi by my talented and supportive sister @posts.by.emilyk.art
@southerndelite.bsky.social
Hashtag games, coffee addict, avid reader, eclectic musical tastes, cat mom, and nana of 3. Don't confuse my southern accent with low intelligence! "It's ok to color outside of the lines, think outside of the box, and dance to your own music" I ignore DMs