@theneedling.com
Seattle's Only Real Fake News (Satire/Parody) Have a hot headline tip? Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com TheNeedling.com
@shannonskalos.bsky.social
Sad federal biologist | Ornithologist | Raptor Biologist | #TeamBird | Mother of Harriers | Hummingbirds, Hawks, and House Wrens | opinions mine | she/her/mom | IG: shannon_skalos
@tairawhitidoc.bsky.social
US (Oregon) immigrant in (Gizzy) Aotearoa/New Zealand 🇳🇿. Family Physician 🩺, tree climber 🌳, surfer 🏄🏾♂️ , photographer 📸. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@fitterflittermouse.bsky.social
Just a dumb cowboy at heart Bat enthusiast 🦇 Art, history, and art history Jewish disabled leftist Texan They/she
@duboisstanaccount.bsky.social
I like Disco Elysium / Wishing Bernie won / I am just screaming into the void I beg of you to ignore me
@ogmin.bsky.social
Nyingma, Tennessee, living on the Chickasaw cession (1816), Meso/Native American Studies, grandfather of many. Focus: quotes from Buddhist wisdom traditions.
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@lynned444.bsky.social
I love nature and enjoy finding beauty in the simple things. Oh and I like to take photos, lots of photos. (All photos are mine). No DMs unless we are friends. Instant block if you do.
@jujuliagrace.bsky.social
Chief Executive of EveryDoctor, and I write a personal newsletter called Call to Action! Click on my linktree for info: https://linktr.ee/jujuliagrace
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Oh, and Fuck genocide🍉 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
@gensibayan.bsky.social
"insufferable" London My Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s My Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
@guitargirlnyc.bsky.social
Former marketer, current writer—exploring identity, injury, and reinvention with clarity, mischief, and a golden retriever named Bear. Concussed CMO. Start here: https://wendylc.substack.com/p/start-here. Slava. Resist.
@alexis-md.bsky.social
General Surgeon | Mom + Wife | Gardener + Beekeeper | Vegetarian Cook | Reader | Lover of Vintage Vinyl | Child of Immigrants 🇬🇷🇷🇴 | Two Cats + Eleven Hens
@bethlav.bsky.social
Not a lot to say. I am a 71 y.o. woman, grandmother, wife of many years, retired electronics engineer, ✡️
@ellyloves2read.bsky.social
A native New Yorker 🇺🇸 ✨married retiree living in Spain ✨lover of 📚 ✨🍷 ✨travel 🌍 ✨my fur baby Charlie Brown ✨pro-choice✨believer of freedoms afforded under the 🇺🇸 Constitution for all✨Rebel with a Cause 🚫MAGA🚫🍊💩🤡🚫
@sqlhandle.bsky.social
no-no-nobody’s fault but mine. database scientician, virtue signaler. he/him
@mermaid1566.bsky.social
Wife, Proud Navy & RN mom, LPTA- metal-blues-rocker🤘🏻💙Atheist, 😽dirty mouthed feminist, the older I get the less I care,sarcasm served always, people generally suck, Democrat, Trump and maga are fuckity fucking evil, being nice costs nothing,Resist,no dm’s
@mariana057.bsky.social
I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.
@lovekaupo.bsky.social
Center left Liberal, Photographer, micro town Mayor, Hawaii refugee, dog lover, leave things better than you found them, it’s the climate stupid, single widower. Stop Trump.
@morgfair.bsky.social
Actress. Politics, Foreign Policy, Science & RockNRoll. Love animals
@socialsecurityworks.org
We're fighting to address the retirement income crisis by protecting and expanding our Social Security system. socialsecurityworks.org
@flickerbucket.bsky.social
Definitely a human. Certainly not a bear. I'm totally safe. Come closer. #BearWithMe
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
Profane woman with a bad attitude. Some think I’m funny but you may not. I’m a survivor. Nickelback is fine bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdguk6hkxk https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
@andersaslund.bsky.social
Economist & author, specializing in the economics of Eastern Europe, especially Russia & Ukraine.
@tenoaks6.bsky.social
Happiest outdoors with a camera & my pup 🇨🇦 Proud Canadian🍁🇨🇦 Living with gratitude. Trying to stay zen while holding my elbows up🇨🇦 Kindness most welcome & appreciated🌺 📷 Photos ©2025 @tenoaks6 unless otherwise credited
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
" People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, You can't trust people " ~ Super Hans https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
Public Relations Manager for Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof- Pastor at Assembly Of Bluesky. Steampunk Jarvik 7 on Etsy for $74.99 I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
@georgehahn.com
Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.
@misterabk.bsky.social
Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him linktr.ee/misterabk www.loremenpodcast.com www.abeckettking.com
@introvertproblems.bsky.social
Can I stay home and read a book instead? Providing humor and memes about the introverted life.
@rachaeltalibart.bsky.social
Ocean and coast-obsessed professional photographer. Based in UK. Photos made by a human with a camera. https://rachaeltalibart.com
@humanityposts.bsky.social
Where kindness meets humanity, love blooms. Buy me a coffee : https://ko-fi.com/humanityposts
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social
@zenthem.bsky.social
Your moment of Zen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 Patriotism is supporting your country all of the time and your government when it deserves it. ― Mark Twain 🏳️⚧️Protect Trans Kids 🏳️⚧️
@nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Double dumb-ass on you. (And so fourth) #AltText enthusiast. Same account as mastodon, currently dark on twitter. Any other similar accounts are not me. JRE_LLAP on vemo for tips🤜🏼🤛🏼 #StarTrek
@redtartlet.bsky.social
left-handed green-eyed ginger 👩🏻🦰 movies dogs books travel tea music photography…tickle my fancy #EastCoastKin arts collective member
@tomorrowx3.bsky.social
I don’t want to write a description ❤️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
@zoeschiffer.bsky.social
Director of Business & Industry at WIRED. Author of Extremely Hardcore: Inside Elon Musk’s Twitter. Signal zoeschiffer.87
@cheygoulet.bsky.social
more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face ? future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
@kenjennings.bsky.social
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).
@davidjohnurban.bsky.social
Concerned US citizen and Pennsylvania resident who loves reading about politics and policy.