presentdad🙋🏻♂️
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face ?
future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
@muaddibatreideez.bsky.social
Just a visionary bringing peace through drug trips and galaxy-wide holy war. Father of Leto II, Ghanima and Leto II (the second). Occasionally original but oft stolen #Dune memes and #Sietchposting for #Dunesky. He/They, EN/FR
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, SAHD, independent, gamer, reader, blogger, Bluey fan My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
@ficklefilly.bsky.social
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster) 💙Impeach Obama💙 she™/her™ My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Come join me on the adventure of a lifetime. Everything will go wrong, and it will be beautiful. My Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaalu4orsc6fm ℹ️The owner of this account posts nothing useful
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know. [This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
Autistic Pixie Dream Dad, but they're the fucked up dreams you get from eating too much cheese before bed I once spent an entire month on Bluesky pretending to be a large plate of spaghetti He/him | Eugene, OR
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu #HollyRossMusic
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (she/they)🏳️🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. Narrowly avoided being your aborted girlfriend.
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter Nicer than Betty Monroe had Rage, rage against the lying of the right Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@ordinaryalso.bsky.social
Protect immigrants 36 he/him Florida https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
@smillz.lol
Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍 Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
@imyourdogtherapist.bsky.social
i’m your dog therapist session notes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabqmwjuznqi
@ninaberries.bsky.social
editor, baker, gardener, film lover, ballet nerd born and raised in hollywood, ca. pfp is me and ray bradbury at his home in la
@yurithirst.bsky.social
What would barbie be like if she was raised by lesbians? 🚬 Gamer, reader & gymlesbo HL recs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaafzr2xs32f6
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@notjpo.bsky.social
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@guess-what.bsky.social
Comedy doofus Puns not guns! He/him, Philadelphia My ✍️👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes Avi by my talented and supportive sister @posts.by.emilyk.art
@whatsername2.bsky.social
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s
@girlawhirl.bsky.social
🌾Just a girl wording through this world💃🏽 Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg
@jenetmms.bsky.social
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer. Following the ebb and flow of life. she/her/HBIC Tickle my fancy with a tip: https://ko-fi.com/jendreams
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
@acab4cutie.top
“[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later” “lesbian mr. rogers” “chaos muppet” she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. She/Her Then: East Coast Now: MN https://venmo.com/u/emceekayvee
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@i.n33d.coffee
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
@kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear. Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 📍Haudenosaunee 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* 👉 for the "tops" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba Or 👽latest rants https://tinyurl.com/invisiholebsky
@beefcarcass.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Horror. Fiction. Available for work. Check out my website for samples. And don’t forget to wash your hands. beefcarcass.com