My name is…
Thick thighs save lives.
No pants, no problems.
Lover of tall socks and Dino’s.
Sometimes I cook and take pictures of it.
Sometimes I take pictures of animals or nature.
Sometimes NSFW.
Be kind or GTFO.
🔞MDNI🔞
@scrumble-eggs.bsky.social
PRONOUNS | Twitter: scrumble_eggs | https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1IWKCQ0KP9I5Z?ref_=wl_share My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bwqttzhwjyep43x7yhc4brqw/lists/3lbj3x3cj6m22
@schmezi.bsky.social
• professional dummy • mediocre human skeeters: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fwhlncsnmbxsosqip5lnxvx4/feed/aaacjuk65ny2e
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her. Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
@andreyasasylum.bsky.social
Cat lady. Lesbian. Not your señorita. Enter at your own risk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdhdjbnqpa
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@guttergeek.bsky.social
Prof of lit, film & pop culture. Higher ed history nerd, academic freedom militant. Buckeye born & (pending) died. Hobbies include music, plants & counting pills. Ask me about my 🥄😵💫⚡️ 🕎 Opinions mine all mine http://campus-novel.ghost.io
@titsonthebarbie.bsky.social
I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺 My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
@traciebreaux.bsky.social
Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
@pippibongsmoking.bsky.social
Mothman's girlfriend https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
@camillesevian.bsky.social
I only get out of bed for my dog My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zrhsanogt5vnv3cjtmwwrvyo/feed/aaadeys4llqbw
@up2long.bsky.social
A mild-mannered Cookie Whisperer by day and a belligerent Cookie Smashing Connoisseur at night. My Posts in one spot .... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jnu4l3ghymgm3htyvghueuzp/feed/aaaguosklgr3m
@jjonesy.bsky.social
Go to youtube.com/@cartooncircustv for all the funny shit
@baronvonbike.bsky.social
Just some jokes. Click here for my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuesha3orjr5djprcuxy4d2u/feed/aaabhqe7esgs6
@dadandburied.bsky.social
I’m here to make you feel better about your parenting 🤣🤣🤣 and worse about your country 🤮🤮🤮
@reallifemommy3.bsky.social
3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
@snarkymommy.bsky.social
Mom | Wife | Social Worker | Introvert | Brooklynite Enjoying every moment.
@deesunshine99.bsky.social
@lenoxgripes.bsky.social
awkward human my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:igjrrfhdnr24can47mus5ddv/feed/aaakkuw5ovry4
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Part Time Gamer, Twitch Affiliate , Dad , Husband The Oxford Comma can fuck right off www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming is where I stream.
@ssparklesdaily.bsky.social
Still the tangled necklace of the jewelry box. Surviving cancer, lupus, and heart failure. Lover of animals and hater of red hats. My dog says hi. 💜 Venmo: @SSparkles My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbftkcrnaxqgxbpl3bgct4gf/feed/aaadmle5ohqyu
@daddyjew.bsky.social
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2ybjpxkkq Mash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2qxgwlhfc
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Oh, and Fuck genocide🍉 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
@greekheanen.bsky.social
@copymama.bsky.social
Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
@danielaegan.bsky.social
Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️ he/they🏳️🌈 Partnered with @BreeDiamonds@bsky.social DanielAegan.com
@destry.bsky.social
Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k
@surprisedface.bsky.social
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out. Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
@manofletterz.bsky.social
I've become something of an urban legend https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcrmt4cnmw6i7ofeojpswzar/feed/aaab7yq46j3em
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@vleewalker.bsky.social
Politics junkie. Nature lover. 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraine 🌻📎 putin and trump are potatoes 🥔🥔 let's make potato soup! 🏳️🌈 I am grateful for Blue Skies 💙 🙌 joined August 2023 🚫No lists, please. I'm still with 🥥🌴💙 Kamala Harris 2024! 🥥🌴
@worldwithouthumans.bsky.social
Time-traveling musicians exploring Earth's silent future. Songs capture humanity's fall circa 2070. https://ffm.bio/worldwithouthumans
@vivalaparty.bsky.social
Hi my name is Matt, I love talk about video games and I always playing something! ~37y Florida,US. Youtube.com/@vivalaparty 🎥 Instagram.com/vivalaparty 📸 TikTok.com/@vivalaparty 📹 Twitch.tv/vivalaparty Contact: vivalaparty@icloud.com 📧
@spacecadaver.bsky.social
35. SVP. Elder Emo. Horror Enthusiast. Dino Nugs or Bust. Gardener 💨. I probably think your mom is hot. 🤘🏼
@ruckusmayfield.bsky.social
He/Him | 🇦🇺 Aussie PS Trophy Hunter | ⏳ Level 31 | 🏆 Plats: 241 | 🎮 PSN: Sig_Shadowstep | 🏳️🌈 Friendly | ⚔️ Fantasy Addict | 🍿 Anime Enthusiast | 📖 Comics! | 🌏 World Building DM Will occasionally post unhinged stuff, bear with me 😆
@don626b.bsky.social
Boater, snowmobiler, sometimes funny, amateur weather photographer, photography fan, fitness, aquaholic. Sports fan. Photos & videos are mine.
@hotsweetmess.bsky.social
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for…. NSFW, #Pansexual #Polyamorous #ENM #Kink #Switch #CoffeeLover #CatLover She/her