☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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Starter Packs
Created by ☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ (2)
People Who I Like
People who I like
What Is A Starter Pack?
A miserable little pile of secrets!
@junotheappliance.bsky.social
not-so-mysterious mystery backup alt in case the other account blows up
@anoncompliment.bsky.social
If you remember the anonymous compliment game from Twitter it's back, in Bluesky form! It's really easy. All you have to do is send this account a DM (they'll be open to everyone when it's active) I'll tag that person with a screenshot of said compliment!
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Which post drank the most go go juice? @ us to crown it ultimate skeet supreme and let it be a beacon in the uncrowned death of all others
@lisabug.bsky.social
Welcome to LisaWorld | Pun Queen | Got Cake? | Cat Mom | Taken 💍 | San Francisco Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Rage, rage against the lying of the right. Nicer than Betty Monroe had. Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, uncle. Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@firebrand3.bsky.social
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
@moistenedtart.bsky.social
I write political epic fantasy. Strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords #Australian #adhd USA Today, Wall Street Journal, Amazon top100, IBooks top20, Novelist: developmental fiction editor. Counsellor. ADHD coach. Social science/psychology
@notincharge7.bsky.social
it was just a joke Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
@zebrasyndicate.bsky.social
Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@poutinesmoothie.bsky.social
*finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
@cmf111.bsky.social
I don’t give a damn about my reputation. yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Cashapp: https://cash.app/$paycricketmoney Venmo: https://venmo.com/crankycricket my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
Tell your pets I said hi. she/they recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
@burritozen.net
A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird
@struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@cloverkisscinema.bsky.social
Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar lesbian. PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆕 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
@theorajones.bsky.social
20 minutes into the future Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. Thinking about financing a waterbed.
@jenetmms.bsky.social
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer. Following the ebb and flow of life. she/her/HBIC
@neiltypewriter.bsky.social
@savascha.bsky.social
Yet another middle aged non-binary person. Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you. Utahn in Switzerland. PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
@myevilvalentine.bsky.social
Pastry chef, mom to children & pets, married, she/her 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Here to mess up. Boops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoin4cyhcue Beeps: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoim5pia4ou
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
@breadery.bsky.social
Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@obscuregent.bsky.social
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
@holacati.bsky.social
28, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop! Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast! Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
I didn't ask to be here https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
@xinicit.bsky.social
Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support https://buymeacoffee.com/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw
@kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not) If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light? Fake it til you break it Potato's Grandma The original Pony Baloney™️