DasAutoCitron
Jesus loves you, but we think you're a cunt.
Also on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/DasAutoCitron
@marczammit.bsky.social
Director🎬 | Producer 🎥| Actor 🎭 CEO Aptitude Films, Skylark Vision. Homeless Ashes, Witch, JITTERS
@steely-xan.bsky.social
WELCOME TO MY PAGE FEDERALLY HATED DIGITALLY WORSHIPPED I LOVE BEING SOBER CLOSETED ASEXUAL FUCC IMPERIALISM RAW & VEGAN OMNITHEIST CEASEFIRE 23 🏳️⚧️
@fherdinand.bsky.social
Economics teacher and global citizen dedicated to linking real-world issues to economic principles, inspiring students to think critically and act for a sustainable future.
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨🇨🇦 Toronto, ON
@georgetakei.bsky.social
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
@senorplow.bsky.social
Fully licensed and bonded by the city. I plow driveways to make the payments. I’m also a lawyer. Left-handed, GenXer, Oxford comma fan. Boston Bruins/Red Sox #BillsMafia Long Beach CA via 🇨🇦
@blisskissed.bsky.social
Nurse by day, salty sweet broad by night. Writer on the down low, but reading makes me high. Funny sometimes, always with a delectable madness. Isn’t it ironic?
@cmf111.bsky.social
I don’t give a damn about my reputation. yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
@pelsner.bsky.social
Liberal Democrat, Atheist, Unix/Linux Server Geek, Lover of animals, hermit (just my wife and I for the past 35 years). Perl programmer. Master of sarcasm. If you have no posts, or are selling crypto or other crap, please don't bother following me.
@spinoza1960.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Proud nasty canadian - Elbows up. Pro democracy. Father, husband, philosopher and reader of Baruch Spinoza and Hannah Arendt. My political heroes are Mahatma Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Muhammad Ali and Volodymyr Zelenskyy
@angrychango.bsky.social
>3D Artist and Rockerboy. Editor in Chief of JOYTOY Magazine. A thing of contrast. >Machine trash art made by a barely functional human. >NSFW >Level 40. >No DMs.
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
" People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, You can't trust people " Super Hans kingmonkeysunkle on Insta. https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
@dubiousgenius.bsky.social
Moderately Witty Best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ab4esiltiwa3j45vbiojxfgl/feed/aaabvychldq2s Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ab4esiltiwa3j45vbiojxfgl/feed/aaad5hik6o22s
@daisy91.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia 🇦🇺👇 https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
@cynickal.bsky.social
Old punk talking about cats, mutual aid and burning down the whole system.
@cornjerker78.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g “Top” posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@arsenalbat47.bsky.social
Chronicles of a chef, writer, photographer, keeper of bad movie tastes and secretly three gremlins in a trench coat. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1vyRF
@matthew-wright.bsky.social
@LBC weekend breakfast; fly fishing, festivals, old Brit motorbikes, awesome music: Grateful Dead to Cardiacs via Gong, Zappa, Here & Now, Hawkwind, X Ray Spex and Sparklehorse. Cassady’s Dada x
@evry1getsatrophy.bsky.social
I am a retired teacher. Part of the blue crew resistance. MAGA sucks donkey ….. Writing poems and songs are a great form of therapy. It can release some stress. It’s ok to disagree with someone. That’s the beauty of a democracy. All you need is love
@dogshistorian.bsky.social
Writer of evolutionary history of dog / human bond🐕🐶#dogs are my life. My wife is a #dog photographer. Hard Rock soul, Classical music #SlavaUkraini #Trumpisunfitforoffice https://taplink.cc/giovannipadrone
@dvgeebees.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dvgeebees / discord all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
Horrors and hot dogs. (she/they) Latest https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq Random https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. No bandwagons. #INFJ I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
@maidofbeans.bsky.social
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️🌈 pizza enthusiast always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
@ygrene.bsky.social
i want to do everything all the time https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
Reluctant Michigander. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the sixties and movies from the 70s. ALT pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand. Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
@haironfire.bsky.social
Minnesotan. Interested in learning what nice people have to say about a variety of topics, I'm mostly a lurker. Also enjoy random silliness found online. And not a redhead, just like the name. Profile image created by some random ai generator
@projectauuman.bsky.social
Shaving schrödinger's cat with occam's razor under godwins law. Opinions are someone else's I am the greatest humanity has to offer and the lowest.
@anniemumary.bsky.social
Here we go again! My posts, hopefully: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo