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It's impossible to accumulate $1,000,000,000 USD ethically.
@mrkd26.bsky.social
Downtown Houston, doggo pics, wildlife, politics, and alt txt corrections.... the man in a tux sitting in front of a window is Marlon Fucking Brando!
@adefwebserver.com
Microsoft MVP - BlazorHelpWebsite.com - AIStoryBuilders.com (He/Him) - #Blazor - 💙- #Resistance
@prettyhatmachine.bsky.social
Likes: 228.6mm nails, collective bargaining, and the abolition of Oligarchy. All comments before noon are poorly proofread. Worse later. For better content, pay me. Support actual intelligence, not artificial. Opposed to Authoritarianism.
@kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Patient gamer, Star wars fan, Antifascist. Into science, photography, music. Member of the Italian cluster 🍝 (he/him). stormtrooper528 on Twitter
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
@teslatakedownsm.bsky.social
🎉 JOIN THE PARTY EVERY SATURDAY 1PM-3PM outside the Tesla Showroom on Third Street in Santa Monica https://actionnetwork.org/events/teslatakedown-santa-monica/ #TeslaTakedown SEEKING MORE DRUMMERS 🥁🪘🪘🪇
@deehellcat.bsky.social
educational writer, speech pathologist; lover of books, yarn, Tony Stark, and things that smell good. :) she/her, progressive, demisexual, Christian. #SeniorSwiftie #LSG #BPAL
@lifewinning.com
writer, artist, alleged geographer. had a beautiful dog for 5 1/2 years. https://buttondown.email/perfectsentences is a little hobby newsletter. lifewinning.com is past work. wares.lifewinning.com for drawings.
@billionaireboycott.bsky.social
No MAGA No 🍊Felons No DM's No pørn or O/F No racists #BoycottVisa #BoycottGoogle #BoycottMusk #BoycottAmazon #BoycottMeta #BoycottTmobile #BoycottTwitter Yes to: * NETWORKING & SUPPORTING EACH OTHER * DEMOCRACY * ANIMAL LOVER * HUMAN RIGHTS * LGBTQ+ ALLY
@endthepatriarchy.bsky.social
It's time to Rage against the Machine, Reform Campaign laws, Redefine what Success means, Regulate Capitalism and Guns. I block Trolls, Crypto, and accounts with Bio's about Gods or Religion. DO NOT DIRECT MESSAGE ME
@gregfallis.com
Former medic, former prison counselor, former criminal defense investigator, former almost academic, photographer, writer of detective fiction, Edgar Award winner.
@bennettelder.net
He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup. Born at 343ppm CO2. Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
@taxwarroom.bsky.social
We’re fighting to put hardworking families first, standing against tax giveaways to the rich and corporations, and holding our leaders accountable. Join us: familiesoverbillionaires.org
@grrlscientist.bsky.social
GrrlScientist: PhD ornithology, parrot researcher, SciComm journalist & writer Currently: Forbes Formerly: The Guardian Vegan. 4B. Self-exile from Axis of Evil AmeriKKKa. Atheist. linktr.ee/grrlscientist
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Senior Fellow at the American Immigration Council. Commenting generally on immigration law and policy. Retweets =/= endorsements, views are my own.
@frankamari.bsky.social
Lapsed attorney and former public defender. Pro-Democracy, Anti-Trump. Loves dogs, nature, art and history. "As long as one lives, one can learn." - Ruth Bader Ginsburg 🌊💙🌊💙
@aaronvandorn.bsky.social
Sometime writer and (mostly) analog photography | Award winning chili maker | Baltimore via Jersey City, Kurdzhali, Bulgaria, and Ohio | Friend to cats | He/him
@leecasebolt.bsky.social
Amateur historian, pro wres maiar, violence aficionado, not Masahiro Chono as far as you know. He/him
@cyclelicious.bsky.social
I like bicycles and coffee. Active transportation policy nerd mostly in a California context. Movement by bike, on foot, on buses and trains. I've been around. Old GenX guy who respects pronouns. He / him.
@bladeofthes.bsky.social
Author, book http://Amazon.co.uk/dp/B09KR275TN? Preview here https://archiveofourown.org/works/47902108/chapters/120770212 I #followback
@merirei.com
Making borders, bots, & billionaires nervous 💀 Decolonial comms + digital resistance 🔥 Micronesian (Palauan) | Omo Oshun 🌻 Smut | Kink | Polyamory ❣️
@joshcowenmi.bsky.social
Educator and Author: The Privateers: How Billionaires Created a Culture War and Sold School Vouchers (Harvard Education Press) https://linktr.ee/joshcowen?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=30405
@twitterexodus.org
A grassroots nonpartisan campaign to help grow Bluesky and fight back against X. Activate, don't deactivate! Our words and news shouldn’t be owned by billionaires. We need a public square that's truly free. twittertakedown.org, @flocktobluesky on X
@jos-blue.bsky.social
Center-left Texan. Sometimes informative, sometimes funny, always stirring the pot. Defender of democracy and liberty for all. Zero patience for MAGA contemptible fools, fascists, and megalomaniac billionaires.
@petersgoodman.bsky.social
Global Economic Correspondent, NY Times. Former Shanghai buro chief, WashPost. Author of HOW THE WORLD RAN OUT OF EVERYTHING: Inside the Global Supply Chain and DAVOS MAN: How the Billionaires Devoured the World
@dattil.io
He/him. Android. ADHD. Left AF. Dad of many. Pinball. Star Wars. Warhammer. Hates Nazis/Billionaires Maryland Runs @Warlabel.bsky.social
@jenminicooper.bsky.social
Proud liberal and gardener. Tax the billionaires. Tax the churches. The Citizens United decision has turned America into a corrupt oligarchy. Do not send me DMs. 60578th user on Bluesky.
@teddyschleifer.bsky.social
Just getting started here. I write about billionaires and their impact on the world for The New York Times. Proud Puck, Recode alum.
@psiglobalunion.bsky.social
We are the Global Union Federation for public service workers. Fighting fires, fighting pandemics, fighting billionaires. Over 30mill members in 168 countries. Follow us for news on workers' struggles the world over PSI www.publicservices.international
@jamespiotr.bsky.social
Journalist and father to a super intelligent alien queen. Author of five books: Engulfed, 1312, The Billionaires Club, Thirty One Nil, When Friday Comes. Co-founder of Delayed Gratification. https://linktr.ee/jamespiotr
@endtrescommas.bsky.social
Billionaires are not our friends and this country has facilitated their cancerous growth. Until billionaires can run their companies without subsidies, tax deals, and their employees on public assistance, they do not deserve to keep 1$ above $999,999,999.
@theycallherpatch.bsky.social
Everyone needs to rewatch Bugs Life by Disney. We are the ants. Free Luigi! ✊🏽💚 up VS down. BLM. Equality. No more billionaires. World peace, after a hefty revolution.
@ryanpatsone.bsky.social
-Free Luigi, jail the billionaires- Agoraphobic leftist stoner, antifascist cat dad From the river to the sea, ACAB
@zonvolt.bsky.social
Nerdy guy. Cat dad. He/him Billionaires should not exist. Free Luigi
@spaceventura.bsky.social
Kill billionaires. Burn churches. Free Education. Value science. End patriarchy. Practice socialism. Love whoever. 🇲🇽🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈✊🏿
@punkneverdied.bsky.social
Free Luigi. All cops are bastards and all billionaires are pigs. A riot today is a revolution tomorrow.
@urbanhermit.bsky.social
aspiring adult, urban hermit. 🖖🏼 FF7, eruri, BG3. Astarion x #Veryn (♂Tav) 🔞 surviving generalized dystopia. #aboutheich pfp➡️vancunin 30s, they/them Fandom | #heicharts #heichblurbs #asteryn #heichplays ヘーチです！少し日本語で喋られます！ https://heich.carrd.co/ 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
@jerichojones.bsky.social
Stop organizing for the donor class and start organizing for the working class. Labor is the last line of defense against fascism. Protect Trans youth. Protect all Trans people. 26+6=1
@pcarredo.bsky.social
produces content w/ vibri from vib-ribbon | yt: https://youtube.com/@pcarredo
@isaiahbishop.bsky.social
ML Eng. and econometrics. Lot more left-posting than normal. Some hobby-level finance Regrettably degen trading for the next 3 months, im sorry Views dont reflect my employer
@thewanderingjew.bsky.social
He/him Threadbare in coat, heart, body, and brain A heathen, conceivably, but not, I hope, an unenlightened one. Pondering, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. Intermittent NSFW (41, over 18 for a long, long time)