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It's impossible to accumulate $1,000,000,000 USD ethically.
@andrewtheblueskier.bsky.social
Guy from Serbia, Java mobile game fan, never posts, swears he isn't a bot
@dov.bsky.social
nothing will open eyes like steel in my hand "a fun and enjoyably combative SNP activist with great taste in videogames" -@stephenkb.bsky.social Glory to Ukraine he/him ๐ฑ๐น๐ต๐ฑ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ฎ๐ช๐บ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐พ๐น๐ผ๐ฌ๐ฑ
@violentlycar.bsky.social
Time Person of the Year 2006 | he/him Basically just a politics reply guy.
@georgetakei.bsky.social
Iโve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@black-knight767.bsky.social
Hopelessly addicted to transformers, kinda want to start streaming. He/They
@sababausa.bsky.social
30-something Jewish ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฆ๐น dual-citizen biologist patent lawyer who grew up in South Jersey, Delaware, and Geneva ๐จ๐ญ. Now in Northern Virginia Proud dad to twin daughters ๐ถ๐ถ
@sheridesabike.bsky.social
Bikes & transit. SEA & WA. Writes, edits, paralegals. Formerly: PeopleForBikes, WA Bike Law, Disability Mobility Initiative. Writing The Transit Trekker Manual, b/c it should be easier to enjoy the outdoors if you canโt drive. @transittrekker.bsky.social
@tom-m0rgan.bsky.social
Most of the people who follow me are bots. Always been 95% sure everything is secretly terrible. Following cool reporters, professors, and other nerd shit; you ought to as well. Open to being convinced the internet was a huge mistake.
@bbqdotgov.bsky.social
Playing old Nintendo games on Twitch (twitch.tv/BBQdotgov) & YT (https://www.youtube.com/@BBQdotgov). Aspiring to be Surgeon General of barbeque. Not government affiliated (yet).
@kerrygutknecht.bsky.social
Good servant. Pie maker. Riot grrl dad. Obsessed with the limits of Executive Privilege.
@thespinner.bsky.social
Cyclist, hiker, former bicycle mechanic, married dad, punk and indie fan, public defender, pancake flipper. Southern secular Jew with Chicago roots. Reposts not endorsements, etc.
@planetjackanapes.bsky.social
@jimpoetrydude92.bsky.social
Hecho en Cary, Illinois. I believe in poetry, movies, coffee. A good satchel is a must. Fiber. Began online as a lurker, and still. Miss my Mom and Dad. Plain clothes punk (apologies to John Waters).
@chrisquixote.bsky.social
#TeamFight tilting at windmills; yelling at clouds writer, sometime theater producer, not-for-profit manager I began in Ohio I still dream of home https://notesfornobody.substack.com
@whimgruent.bsky.social
Maybe the chicken crossed the road to get to some pleasant looking woods. Print-on-Demand designs: @thetangentorum.bsky.social Linktree: https://t.co/t73xErglFd
@tinkertailorreply.bsky.social
Lawyer (not your lawyer) and Dad (probably not your Dad)
@castirony.bsky.social
@jgee.bsky.social
You can save the world, but first, lunch! He/him. Making great digital products. Former digital services at MTA, City of Boston. Politics before that. Mass Oyster Project. Write about food and tech.
@jakewertz.bsky.social
Living just west of Chicago, sociologist in education, via Madison, Los Angeles, Northwestern, & San Francisco. Doing research in a large suburban public school district. ๐ก๐ชด๐๐๐๐จโ๐ซ
@priscillapage.bsky.social
I write about cars, movies, & cars in movies. words for Hagerty, Arrow Video, Empire Magazine, Polygon, Autoweek, Southwest Review, Bright Wall/Dark Room, etc. https://linktr.ee/scillapage
@statmiller.bsky.social
@thesmokeshow.bsky.social
| @Ranch-Nelson.bsky.social ๐ 8.12.17 | Felix 8.21.18 | Ozzy 10.28.23 | Host of The Smoke Show | Head of Smoke Show Studios | #SFB11 #SFB12 #SFB13 #SFB14 | AuDHD ๐จ๐ฆ | https://youtube.com/@smokeshowstudios
@mlobelart.bsky.social
Professor of Art History, Hunter College & CUNY Graduate Center. I look at things and then write about them. Author of Van Gogh and the End of Nature, from Yale University Press: https://yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300274363/van-g
@yazikus.bsky.social
Questionable taste in winter hats, first-clapper, cheese enthusiast, lamprey stan.
@jessemeyerson.bsky.social
Sustainability, NYC politics, cool maps, linguistics, socialism, books, esoteric puns, and 40+ years without a driver's license.
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais No, never work, that's what they say Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas No, don't let's stop until it's done https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
@robertus.bsky.social
Copy editor ordinaire, he/him, hockey official, hobby medievalist, sometime writer of words in a sequence, New Yorker in Maryland, sublime dot idealist at the gee mail.
@dhberman.bsky.social
CNN Politics: Supreme Court, DOJ, all things legal, etc. Forever waiting for the Padres and Tottenham dynasties. Former pitcher and 3B, Allied Gardens Little League.
@ddr3ck.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Brother. Son. Michigander. *Formerly* Tortured Lions Fan. Not a fan of fascists.
@shuadc.bsky.social
@aguilar46.github.io
Software Engineer. Digital Nomad. Utah Jazz | USU | politics | Magic: the Gathering | Video Games. Fluent in Simpsons quotes. Menace to Society. 8647
@filipecampante.bsky.social
Bloomberg Distinguished Professor (SAIS & Carey Business School), Johns Hopkins University. Political economy, Brazil, and a little bit of futebol.
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him Fitzyโs Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@justinmatic5000.bsky.social
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
@savageblondii.bsky.social
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa https://buymeacoffee.com/savageblondii
@republicansrevil.bsky.social
Mission to display all the evil of the GOP and MAGA will afflict onto the USA and the worldโ๏ธ We support ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฑ๐บ๐ณ๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Also on X @canproveit Blue Dot in Red Nebraska
@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social
I am the host of The Jack Hopkins Show podcast. Former Republican. Now, my โpartyโ is Democracy. Navy Veteran. https://www.JackHopkinsNow.com
@alexhh.bsky.social
Ex-๐ฌ๐งdiplomat. Now an ๐บ๐ธ. Resigned over Brexit lies. Frmr Ambassdr to ๐ฌ๐ช . Writer Byline Times. Co-host Disorder Podcast. Patron, European Movement. Advisor Eurasia Foundation. Member, Commission on Political Power looking at how to strengthen UK democracy.