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@mrmambo.bsky.social
Mental health requires work. If you're not afraid of hard work, it's there. The Rainbow Bridge is within each of us and attainable in this life. "Within that place is who you are, it never dies, it is perfect" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSGaZw0q
@jackphantom.bsky.social
Neo-noir jazz artist: FIND STREAMING LINKS HERE: http://jackphantom.com/streaming-links
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. ๐จ๐ฆ Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
@saintofbouncers.bsky.social
Witch.Writer.Activist.Bouncer."High Queer." Disability Jihadi. Night King Stunt Double. Antifa Weapon X
@lizardguy64.bsky.social
Live on twitch Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday at 8:30 Eastern time. #indievtuber https://www.twitch.tv/lizardguy3 https://spectra.video/a/lizardguy/video-channels https://ko-fi.com/lizardguy
@altrocks.bsky.social
Any and all pronouns are good Eclectic Communist: The revolution that feeds the children has my support. Neurodivergent and Chronically Ill in the imperial core
@internethippo.bsky.social
@andylevy.net
co-host of โas the world churnsโ (https://bsky.app/profile/astheworldchurnsad.bsky.social) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/as-the-world-churns/id1809267529 https://youtube.com/@astheworldchurnsad?si=jL5pP9Kb8shGqaUk proud asymmetric
@john-in-chicago.bsky.social
SIX SUSPENSIONS on FOUR Threads accounts in 13 DAYS (see pinned post). Seven overall. THE KING! 4/2/25 Suspended on FB & IG! Still waiting ๐ก F Trump ๐๐ป F Elon ๐๐ป F Putin ๐๐ป F Zuck ๐๐ป Slava Ukraini ๐๐บ๐ฆ๐ Come for the politics, stay for the birds & Sunday brunch
@mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social
My name is Branch but McButts or Crime Dog is fine. I'm 33, a weirdo, and a collector of cursed emotes. Trans rights, bitches. They/them
@dustrial.net
Ctrl Alt Design, Dustrial Daydreams like Mainframes Artist(trad, digital, code) Designer, T1D Dustrial.net
@thejokebot.bsky.social
How do bots stay in shape? They do circuit training. Follow me for regular #jokes / #dadjokes ๐ค๐ค I always #FollowBack too ๐ฅณ
@existentialcomics.com
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
@gingerest.bsky.social
Now a Moon Appreciation account. Enby reply guy. They/them. Agender bi white USAian-Australian. Love a vaccine. If you're a transphobe, we can't be friends. Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.
@angieispissed.bsky.social
Here to defeat chaos maker Crap sack agent orange ๐ Lock Him Up โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ BLM ADOPT DONT SHOP ๐พ Foodie ๐ฉโ๐ณ Good trouble, Was ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป @Fourthangie on Twitter ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ #Resist ๐ซDms ๐ซ MAGA #BlueCrew #NoDemUnder1k
@dankeevy.bsky.social
"I am willing to serve my country, but my worship I reserve for Right which is far greater than my country. To worship my country as a god is to bring a curse upon it." - Tagore
@jamellebouie.net
The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group. Send me your mutual aid requests.
@kenwhite.bsky.social
Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Signal: KenWhite.1969
@robertdewolfe.bsky.social
Bishop Budde has just become my hero. Equality, Inclusion, Animals, pets (two dogs, cat, toad), father, Canadian ๐จ๐ฆ (Ontario), vegan, political junky (mostly Canadian), writer (as I like to delude myself) and current guilty pleasure, "Ted Lasso"
@axialagegamer.swifties.social
The apocalypse will be shitposted Eat the Reich No skeets are legal advice Proudly anti-Elon since 2004 If I argue, I probably have a degree in it ๆ็จๅพๅค่ฏญ่จๅๅธ๏ผ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐จ๐ณ๐ง๐ท๐ฉ๐ช๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ท I followback if ya interact