@orbislame.bsky.social
I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”
@rabidcadaver.bsky.social
Father to two, video gamer, ttrpgs, board and card games, professional server monkey.
@feral-housewife.bsky.social
I am probably at home baking, baked like a cake, or being a mayhem menace or something. Kind of like Amelia Bedelia actually turned homemaker. ⛥ I am a predator posing as a house pet. ⛥ Married & monogamous; mom. Queen of the ruins.
@chuckassplanet.bsky.social
geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.
@weddle.dev
Full-Stack Developer. I like my own posts. Tell your dog I said hi. Hire women. She/her
@aceapplebees.bsky.social
I live in Oregon now. Picture Taker. Classic Rock Trap Queen. He/Him.
@quecmo.bsky.social
Nationally Recognized Jason Lee Super Fan KC born and raised (Technically Greenwood but close enough) Formerly @quecmo and @WTFRoyals on the dead bird site
@psaprez.bsky.social
Graphic Artist, Embroiderer of hats, Husband, Father, Gamer, Geek, Friend. All in all.. just an average guy! www.PSAInk.com https://linktr.ee/psaprez Avi by @chrisuminga.bsky.social
@sirend.bsky.social
not the “standard edition” of your “midwest” girl in Kansas🖤🦄 🌻🔭 #trialwatcher i cant spell because i do math for a living Musically obsessed🎤🎶🎧 id rather be reading a book on a patio or in a jazz club then stumbling home alone to my cats (and dog)📚
@stillbecca92.bsky.social
She/Her||Cat Mama||TPWK🌻|| Try to keep up, I’m a trip and a half 💃🏼👽|| Manifesting my way to a better life 🫶🏻 @BeccaStilley on 🐦
@bmkcmo1975.bsky.social
Chiefs. Royals. All things Kansas City.. EST- 1975- …….work in progress….
@emogrl.bsky.social
Metal. Art. Jayhawk. Really bad at learning new technology. 🖤🤡 Venmo @larynmakesstuff
@rachelyohe.bsky.social
RV travel nurse in surgery (prev. senior living/memory care), KC native, mixed bag, music enthusiast, traveler, elephant lover, always-learning feminist, and space cadet- she/her, #BLM
@jaqdeguerre.bsky.social
she/her. nerdy, flirty, inked and curvy(ish). caffeine addicted, medical card holding, ball of anxiety and bad decisions.
@staysick.bsky.social
he/him. elder millennial, leftist, nerd. Trans rights are human rights. ACAB. Seattle.
@unxiled.bsky.social
Awkward and depressed dwarf LFG Proud geek, gamer, seeker of knowledge, fighter for equality for all, Shadowrunner, and former Merchant of Death. I'm a supporting character in my own life.
@froggiemlm.bsky.social
Government money guy, Disney Adult, KC sports enthusiast, work for the Mn Twins on the side but a Royal at heart.
@jbrivard.bsky.social
Recovering Twitter addict, bookworm, horror and pop culture junkie. Realtor IRL....but not the car magnet/80’s headshot type
@gpritchett.bsky.social
“It takes a lot of pairs of pants to be Grace Pritchett” ✨ 👀 Creative Problem Solver for hire | 2025 Mantra Generator 🤙🏻⬇️ bio.site/GracePritchett
@emvstheuniverse.bsky.social
@billduronks.bsky.social
@kcmom.bsky.social
@loloarnone.bsky.social
@fletcherdodge.bsky.social
Word to your moms. I came to drop bombs. I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms. Kansas, Kansas City
@darrenrules.bsky.social
I enjoy 3 things. Camping in my Tear Drop camper, going to professional KC sports games and live music concerts. The ukulele is a garbage instrument. Marine Corps Veteran. No political post. I hate pickles.
@jvanwinkle.bsky.social
Husband, dad, data nerd, sports geek Royals | Chiefs | Razorbacks | Kraken | KC Current | Sporting KC
@thatsusan.bsky.social
Tomato hater. Kansas City lover. K-State alum and mom. Cat and dog fan.
@detroit-derek.bsky.social
Global Product Development for TVH KC Royals vendor in summer Chiefs vendor Fall/Winter Builder of too many Lego sets Detroit Raised - Detroit Proud I ride bikes and sometimes like to run
@msashhole.bsky.social
✨38 ❤️ Widow🦄 Mom 👶🏼 FAFO⭐️the 3rd biggest bitch in the world 😘 Haver of Fun🤪 https://msashbash.blog
@islandinmymind.bsky.social
virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • west coast • adult or whatevs (occasionally nsfw — mdni 🔞) • don’t DM me http://linktr.ee/islandinmymind
@missroyalkc.bsky.social
Chiefs, Jayhawks, and Royals tweets in all caps. Human disaster 🌶️ https://linktr.ee/missroyalkc
@annaliseehill.bsky.social
“If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number then you probably don't know me well enough to have a problem with me," The Giver
@lindseylou1983.bsky.social
Kindest cunt this side of the Missouri River. #SoberAF five years and counting (she/her) and my opinions do not represent my employer (bless their hearts)