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I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”
@poopfoot.bsky.social
The family dud. Future second bass player of Daddy and the Daddies. Scorpioest Scorpio that ever Scorpioed (complimentary AND derogatory).
@emmett.click
Writer, producer, composer, engineer | Mostly known for producing STAR TREK 🖖🏼 | Remote Pilot 🚁 | KB3MPN 📻 | Married to @neyshameows.bsky.social 💍
@tyfisher.bsky.social
Journalist. Husband. Stepfather. Disc dog dad. In no particular order. #trucking #kubball #Royals #ChiefsKingdom #HotTakes
@aaaaaavalon.bsky.social
@thebusyguy.bsky.social
Living in Wichita. I like TTRPGs, ARPGs, sports, and food. I feel like you’re just here for the dog pics. He/him
@shari2112.bsky.social
Film Critic in AZ Atheist Movies, reading, hiking, playing poker are my life. No MAGA. No DMs. Go Vols!!
@tcpatrick.bsky.social
Full-time DM of Dice Company. Paper Soze. D&D and TTRPG lover. Amateur twit. Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/dicecompany
@dicecompany.bsky.social
Dice Company is a narrative-driven adventure podcast. Whimsical and brutal, it's like a warm cup of soup... but with bones in it. Wherever you get your podcasts. Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/dicecompany
@smartassdad.bsky.social
@clueless.bsky.social
@sipmcdrinky.bsky.social
@shoelais.bsky.social
Former writer. Making art and building community. Please be kind, this is my first time being alive. she/they
@netsematary.bsky.social
https://open.spotify.com/show/3dzHFlmO1nz7Glh2D8gDtV?si=iQB0ASKRQKSnQCGhlxHbwg
@xkcd.com
@trisarahjtops.bsky.social
Based on a true story she/they Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2 wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW
@rockchalksara.bsky.social
I’ll always find the joy in the chaos. We only get one life - I’m gonna fucking live mine. Cubs, Chiefs, Badgers, Jayhawks Beer, bourbon, books, music and friends ❤️
@baconfish.bsky.social
Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold" Venmo: B_A_Con Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
@angelchrys.bsky.social
Showing up late to the party with a mocha in hand, looking for a kitty to pet. She/they
@psaprez.bsky.social
Graphic Artist, Embroiderer of hats, Husband, Father, Gamer, Geek, Friend. All in all.. just an average guy! www.PSAInk.com https://linktr.ee/psaprez Avi by @chrisuminga.bsky.social
@nuke718.bsky.social
Veteran submariner, former corporate computer guy, current caregiver. Too old for this shit. Makaala mau.
@kittennursekc.bsky.social
KU 👩🏻🎓 VetMed 🏥 Cat Rescue 🐱 Kansas City ❤️ ✨ www.meowymatchmakers.org ✨
@ladylofi.bsky.social
Grower of many things🌱, Horticultural Therapy/KSU/@rockridgefarm.bsky.social Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens I watch the sports. All of them #AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙 Lorenzen pitching arm fangirl since '24 Tell your cat, I said pspsps
@johnnyoptimist.bsky.social
he/him Looking for a snaz-tastic vintage cookie jar? Have I got the place for you! Head on over to www.MacOlith.com and look at all the jars, then ask me about pricing/availability.
@grogg.bsky.social
PDX. he/him. I've been everywhere. Baseball (Cubs), College hoops, movies. For jazz skeets, see @thejazztome.info
@danielkraus.com
NYT bestselling writer (books, TV, film). Whalefall, Creepshow, The Shape of Water, The Living Dead, Rotters, The Autumnal, 20+ more, visit the site or just trust me. DanielKraus.com
@fakefakenedyost.bsky.social
“Even if you're friends with him he'll piss you off at some point,“ me as described on The Eureka Podcast
@thelovelygirl.bsky.social
Communist. KC native. Swiftie. Mental health advocate and cat mom. 🐈⬛✨☕️
@factorone.bsky.social
Cynical software engineer. Marching band nerd. Scotch. Chiefs, Royals, K-State, F1, IndyCar, sprint cars, midgets, etc. Sometimes i pretend to speak Italian. #TeamCargoShorts @drumcorpsafpodcast.bsky.social pseudo-host
@cupcakesarenice.bsky.social
Resting bored face. Energy drink connoisseur. Retired lawyer. Zack Greinke superfan. Arkansas enthusiast. she/her/y'all #ForeverRoyal #DWTS #bb26 #RHAP #DeadSky #arpx
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@joeposnanski.com
Writer, author, podcaster, father, husband, juggler and believer in blue skies.
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and coming May 2025, Anima Rising.
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet.
@weratedogs.com
Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹 links.weratedogs.com
@marissasays.bsky.social
Licensed mental health professional. Pets. Rescue. Sports. Swiftie. Kansas City. General silliness. I’m also a mom. She/her.
@tarantical.bsky.social
Random musings from a disenchanted witch. Catch me on a hiking trail or supporting live music. (She/her)
@chuckwendig.bsky.social
I like apples. I post photos. I dig birds. I write books. The next book is THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS, April 2025. Yes, I'm cringe. What do you want from me, I'm a 48-year-old dad and my brain is a mouse-eaten shoebox.