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Are you there, Optimus Prime? It's me, Pubertina Maxima.
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@djdynastyhandbag.bsky.social
leukemia research nurse, sardonic 🇵🇸 please help my friend, Reem @reemoismaill.bsky.social, survive the genocide in Gaza: https://gofund.me/4e333f55
@sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
@sushisiren.bsky.social
AnarchoMagicalGirl - they/she Shitposting, curating Take Action at Home threads, and existing out of spite.* *mostly shitposting right now, for reasons
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@marilynsomers.bsky.social
Well we fafo and now we Fight. "I thank you for letting me be myself again" RESISTER/Nurse practitioner/FUCK BABY t🍼/politics/earth/women's rights/gun reform/tax the 1%/music/love 📚 Followed by Al Gore won Florida and McSpocky I educate targets of abuse.
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN I buy very little but when I do it’s so I don’t kill someone. Wanna help ppl live? https://venmo.com/u/emceekayvee
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
writer. opioid addict & alcoholic in recovery, 1/30/18. neurodivergent 🏳️⚧️
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com
Student of complex systems failures, resilience engineering, cognitive systems engineering. Will talk your ear off about @resilienceinsoftware.org
@pooblemoo.bsky.social
Frequent watcher of people. Sometimes I interact or even play with them.
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
CrabbyDaCrab from Twitter under new management. architect, single dad, somewhat crabby. we have one race: human. be kind.
@imwintersmom.bsky.social
Just the facts-PDX liberal living in Colorado, proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously All the me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaaegj7env3yw
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
i am girl pug hear me ruff • gen x • infp • amerasian 🇺🇲🇹🇼 • apolitical • humanist • poet 📜 just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqpayl6g3r7xhjor77o6emn5/feed/aaabwlmqb3jle
@nickforbrains.bsky.social
Your favorite end-times therapist. Ton pyschothérapeute préféré pour la fin des jours. 🇨🇦 Seattle, Washington, USA
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
Same Jess, different app. All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@wonderkitten.bsky.social
I guess they’ll let anyone in here https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z2x5l4kr6ra64rvm3cpukdxx/feed/aaanrdgt2klum
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Which post drank the most go go juice? @ us to crown it ultimate skeet supreme and let it be a beacon in the uncrowned death of all others
@flawdbizkit.bsky.social
@nerdynurse.bsky.social
RN. MSc. Erotica Writer. Mom. Cherokee. 🪶 Bibliophile * Ballerina 🩰 * Ody’s Girl ❤️ LGBTQ+ Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ “Strap Attack!” 🎡 #MMIW
@danibananica.bsky.social
Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser. American who respects Canadian sovereignty. Trump sucks. Musk sucks. Vance sucks. https://www.youtube.com/@danibananica https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/aaapy75plmfvw
@notjpo.bsky.social
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@officeofsteve.bsky.social
You've been smooching with everybody The Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46 Creme de la Creme - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@mulva74.bsky.social
Here for the hullabaloo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o4e2g63pfxp2tvmuqcsaxfds/feed/aaaa6ljtognhq
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
Cardiac Cath Lab Nurse, wife and mom of two fucked up individuals who are 17 and 20 that I ❤️ dearly. Jesus loves me and I love Him.
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu #HollyRossMusic
@katesamuels.bsky.social
Low Road Democrat Sweet like a poisoned cupcake. Fighting for justice with unladylike enthusiasm. If civility is dead, I'm here to make sure it was worth it
@liisalee.bsky.social
Voiceover Coach | Director | Food Photographer | RPG Writer | Drinker of Sidecars | Wielder of Sass | SF | LA | NYC ✨⚜️✨ linktr.ee/liisalee liisaleevo.com voicecoachcalifornia.com sugarstudiosinc.com champagneandpajamas.com https://ko-fi.com/liisalee
@b0urb0ulithra.bsky.social
Bluesky ήταν η μάρκα της τηλεόρασης που είχα όταν ήμουν φοιτήτρια
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
Doing the Neutron Dance Smoking myself hazy Siren A finely tuned sound tsunami. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury. Vampira's Fiend I am a Chaos. Painting. California says hello. ALL HAIL! Sturgill Simpson Margo Price Luke Bell
@meowmeowmfer666.bsky.social
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson 🦇 So so tired. Drowning myself in crochet, memes, and music. AuDHD & bipolar. 💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 💍 10/14/17 🧒🏻🧒🏻🐈🐈🐈🐈 *Nothing on my page is for sale.* **DMs are blocked.**
@feralhusband.bsky.social
Optimistic democrat in 🍿 mode. If they want to touch the hot stove again, all we can do is hope they learn. Please follow me! Positive IQs only! #bluecrew #resistance Married to @judgywife https://feraldemocracy.substack.com/
@reishbit.bsky.social
Enlightened • Random • Laughs • Analyzes • Laughs again • Living a life of LOVE • Ethereal Endeavors 📍 Where the grass is green.
@caffienekitty.bsky.social
she/her/dude, ace/aro of some sort. Wear a mask, get vaccinated, be kind, trans rights are human rights, Black lives matter, living on unceeded First Nations land, ban guns, LGBTQIA2+ positive. https://ko-fi.com/caffienekitty
@mydmac.bsky.social
Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase writer/editor at The Beaverton she/her | Vancouver B.C. Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/ Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w4omt4th54l6kul2nc7orbil/feed/aaab44jnupudu
@sbandrea22.bsky.social
18+. She/Her. Didn’t have any other socials to go to. 🏳️⚧️
@wilwheaton.net
New York Times bestselling author and audiobook narrator. Host of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton Retired Starfleet officer. Husband, father, Traveler. Nazi punks fuck off.
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6
@snipticker.bsky.social
Looking for laughs in all the wrong places! Heaping praise on those who bring: Science, Nature, Art, History, Music, Comedy, Gaming, Aquariums, Poetry. Please use alt text! Does anybody ever get this right? She/Her in the mountain west U.S.𓅮
@bexber.bsky.social
Sweary, exhausted, Geordie. I lost my elderly cat but gained a baby and a husband. I have a collection of health related acronyms so you’ll probably find me on the sofa.