@emceekayvee.bsky.social

Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN

@somedankinmycup.bsky.social

He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not OJ’s son.

@charlieaaah.bsky.social

obsessed with my cats - nova (tuxedo) & winston (tabby/white)

@boomboxes-unite.bsky.social

Rando IT guy. Fan of guitars, The Beatles, horror, scifi, gardening, cooking, home remodels, all things Tolkien. Golf's poorly. I swear a lot. Bash the fash.

@joshdobbin.bsky.social

Human, currently being. Stuff I've loved a lot on this site: https://tinyurl.com/5e8j8f3v

@grilldcheese.bsky.social

hip quips for the apocalypse my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no

@phoenixperson.bsky.social

Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Suicide survivor Disabled Veteran #RavensFlock Shitty guitar player

@mcbeardie.bsky.social

A standard reply guy. ChatGPT once called me “a medieval printer with a superiority complex”

@wsstamey.bsky.social

Professional freelance traditional artist and illustrator. Golden Age, fantasy, horror, pulp, film. Human playlist. French fry enthusiast. Just making pictures and lattes during the Apocalypse. COMMISSIONS OPEN. No AI.

@carnitas.bsky.social

Chaotic Sleepy Miss America’s Weird Neighbor 👑 2025 📍a bog perhaps

@crunkdriver.bsky.social

Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

@evilalicesg.bsky.social

Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist

@boghag.bsky.social

makes doom jokes for free & deletes them for free political science • writer’s block • pnw genx • nemesis material • trad hag • silly goose • big fan of human rights

@celestephase.bsky.social

Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

@eelaware.bsky.social

Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son the fifth Beatle Me alone: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦

@gojirademonstah.bsky.social

Huitzilopochtli disciple. Wookian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler. My better half (check out her artwork!) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bhhv7dq2kbaogwnbafg5eyvq

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social

empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is A JerK new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bAngers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy

@infinitefinite.bsky.social

Tell your pets I said hi. she/they recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw

@anotoriouspig.bsky.social

🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY

@georgemeaney.bsky.social

Pleasure to be here, Krusty.

@ufomitzidino.bsky.social

Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.

@railroadofsin.bsky.social

Doing the Neutron Dance Smoking myself hazy Siren A finely tuned sound tsunami. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury. Vampira's Fiend I am a Chaos. Painting. California says hello. ALL HAIL! Sturgill Simpson Margo Price Luke Bell

@dumbbeezie.bsky.social

This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you.

@sluggishcheetah.bsky.social

Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!

@ayankdownunder.com

NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Winning lottery numbers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s

@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social

Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i linktr.ee/dave_tothe_k

@jaymindx.bsky.social

“Writer.” Professional cynic.

@mgsiii.bsky.social

Former lawyer. Dad to two excellent humans. Proponent of the Oxford Comma. Friends with someone you know. PNW. https://www.instagram.com/_mgs_iii

@zachsamaphone.bsky.social

Aspiring stay-at-home folk singer. 5x wook Olympics 60 second ground score pick-up gold medalist

@sulkirk.bsky.social

Location: Out on 441 I can’t with most of yous

@billytc.bsky.social

purveyor of assorted smoky flavors https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mmvzpoxc64ycakorhzum7iqu/feed/aaal3b3tch6u2

@meadowshands.bsky.social

Certified Forklift Operator & Instructor | United we demand, alone we starve | I have 3 pets | ♠️⚪️🟣 | He/Him

@rickhavoc.bsky.social

Music, bad takes, stupid shit.

@burritozen.net

A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2

@lawdicrous.bsky.social

Just a bad dream. Not a nightmare; I'm too pretty for that.

@lawrie123.bsky.social

#ElbowsUp #Manitoba 2-time provincial yelling champion. Nothing too serious here.

@ckyonwords.bsky.social

Independent Copywriter + Creative Director. From St. Louis, now in Minneapolis. Domestically supplied infant. Deeply flawed biped. Aspiring human. Probably doing a bit. he/him/his Portfolio: charleskyouel.com

@splendidhobo.bsky.social

A bindle full of blues Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2 Some people liked these: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc

@gensibayan.bsky.social

Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs

@generalmusician.bsky.social

music, art & nostalgia. careful and care-filled. usually real. Minneapolis. https://youtube.com/channel/UC3OzUSKdwkqJ7WRv5WrJHhg?feature=shared

@fplgoosiero.bsky.social

I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game. Humour & Fantasy Football 18 seasons of failing to win FPL 6 x 100k 4 x 30k 2 x 10k 2 x 5k Best finish - 1864

@robfmdetroit.bsky.social

Hey, we get to just be funny again.

@thebeardidlady.bsky.social

Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter Nicer than Betty Monroe had Rage, rage against the lying of the right Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc

@xanderglasgow.bsky.social

I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 No DM’s.

@snappleroan.bsky.social

💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin

@gypsican.bsky.social

I’m just vibing over here. 👽🍄😚💨🎮🌳🐾🍩 Odds are, I’m jokin. Don’t expect a timely response in DMs and we’ll get along great.

@gypsymoon1969.bsky.social

New avi, same mental health issues. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2

@sicburns2.bsky.social

Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

@grayman.bsky.social

I like food and weird cars

@jmichaelmull.bsky.social

I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.