sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
please hold https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7gavvi7t5cn2d34wtkgjy42/feed/aaaa322hoj6dq
@colyndwyr.bsky.social
Life is a haiku because I almost get it Then always screw it up If you're interested in being mean to people pass on by.
@tftb.com
"My son, your ineptitude is so vast, your incompetence so profound, that I am certain you are inhabited by greater power than I have ever known." -- Nikos, to Schmendrick. The Last Unicorn Author, journalist, techie Fantasy/scifi, great books #Connecticut
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@imwintersmom.bsky.social
Just the facts-PDX liberal living in Colorado, proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaaegj7env3yw
@dreamsingray.bsky.social
My refuge is here with all of you Picking up the pieces after leaving my abusive MAGA spouse cashapp: $anotherDroid
@gymclasswarfare.bsky.social
It's a joke He/Him, liker and enjoyer of things Often NSFW
@tweedle.bsky.social
I just wanna be an dumb hot cow. mooner neo-dadaist cowmedian asymmetric the one who came after cash.app/$BoschB
@humans-are-greater.bsky.social
Succinct bites of wisdom, insights, advice, and motivation. We're an informal group of volunteers who believe in the power of human effort over wealth. Since 1990, we've been making a real-world difference.
@strangehaze44.bsky.social
glimmers that keep me vaguely (eh.) sane, my doggos, nature, a bit o' gothic architecture, yoga and did i say my doggos? main comfort books/shows, Discworld, Twin Peaks, Buffy. She/her
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@devononearth.bsky.social
Themme Fatale. they/them. Host of Kill James Bond Podcast/ Streams at https://scren.ch every monday and thursday!
@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire. Legal Advice: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kbe2ppvlcrszkduecbj4syj/feed/aaai5iu6grewk
@kmoney202.bsky.social
A mom, but not yours. So clean it up. Perfectly imperfect. Registered Nurse. Twitter refugee. Maker of mistakes and mom cheesecakes. Music, sports, stuff. #BillsMafia My posty’s: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kiobkk5pp3zdi2icfi5u3qbn/feed/aaagxf5jfetng
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@paulsmedley.bsky.social
English. Grumpy, caffeine-fueled foodie - (chocolate & cake addict), cat wrangler, nature walker/dog lover, home baker & cook. Beatles, Clapton, Floyd, classical. Avid book reader. Caregiver. Fanatical believer in democracy. Leicester Tigers.
@mrspowersdayjob.bsky.social
K teacher in Tucson, UU, Democrat, Progressive 🔬🌵🌊🕊️ Ally to LGBTQIA+ —> If I don’t follow back, just remind me! Proud member of the 94.5% of the population with an above average sense of humor. I am my dog’s emotional support person.
@360barking.bsky.social
He would of been a good man if there had been somebody there to shoot him every minute of his life
@hcsully05.bsky.social
Lawyer. Chicago Dem. Went from nauseously optimistic to just nauseous. Concerned about what the next 4 years will do to my looks.
@spineflu.bsky.social
pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once. #spinefludrawspokemon
@damnitamanda.bsky.social
Recovering chef. Filthy socialist. Pro-pineapple on pizza. The little plastic castle is a surprise every time.
@shortstack98.bsky.social
She/her 26 years old Otacon and Zack Fair Stan. No Ai, Nazis, or Zionists please.
@neshura.bsky.social
@baseballmad.bsky.social
then I got fired for being scared of bees, and they only paid me fifty cents an hour
@dickynet.com
Eternal tinkerer, love technology and figuring shit out. Enjoy the outdoors and for some crazy reason do cold plunges. DMs are a case by case basis 🎰 Please reach out if you need to chat 🇨🇦💪
@stoobiedood.bsky.social
Retired technical writer / voice&data comms sales / violinist 🇨🇦🏳️🌈Toronto mid-town, cat lover, curler, sometime cyclist NEVER VOTE CONSERVATIVE
@p1d40n3.bsky.social
Christian, communist, huge nerd. Love games, but not a gamer. He/him
@caffienekitty.bsky.social
she/her/dude, ace/aro of some sort. Wear a mask, get vaccinated, be kind, trans rights are human rights, Black lives matter, living on unceeded First Nations land, ban guns, LGBTQIA2+ positive. https://ko-fi.com/caffienekitty
@askulie.bsky.social
> Portmanteau Aficionado > Fixed-width Font Advocate > Honorary PhD in TI-BASIC > Semi-professional Aspartame Connoisseur 🥤
@hereforthefunny.bsky.social
NO POLITICS. I love memes. The more tasteless, the better. I just want to laugh. If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
@leosdad.bsky.social
Cooking & baking & power/weightlifting & crochet & WNBA & ampersands
@oldbaseballnews.bsky.social
Digging through old newspapers to deliver the freshest, latest breaking baseball news from decades ago. If you like current baseball too, I wrote @dingerbot.bsky.social to post every time there's a home run. Also developed everybaseballscore.com
@kageyone.bsky.social
🤘 Teaching the banned shit 🚫 AI 💀 🏹 Ready for the revolution 🐶 Pound Puppies generation 🏳️🌈 #AuDHD
@shickey244.bsky.social
Leftist, Queer, Spoonie, Witch, Swiftie, Childless Cat Lady She/her/hers Cap ☀️, pisces🌙, sag ⬆️
@derekosgood.bsky.social
Midwest AF. I do things like photography, music production, and tech. Suburbia sleeps tonight… in skate shoes.
@wugglyump.bsky.social
@susanliehe.bsky.social
Colorado. Proud progressive, retiree, Mom, gardener, dog lover. LGBTQ+ ally. Coffee and conversation. Sobriety, exercise, and humor are my non-negotiables. DMs not welcome.
@scottcrates.bsky.social
Soros-funded Twitter refugee prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.