GOOBER © (Official)
culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah
guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅
Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth
Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh"
He/Him
Starter Packs
Created by GOOBER © (Official) (2)
GOOBER SIMULATOR
EVER WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE GOOBER? WELL NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO SCROLL BSKY AS GOOBER HIMSELF! SCROLL TO "POST" AND FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE MOTHERFUCKER! BE CAREFUL (fail can only add 150 ppl)
GOOBER BOOSTER $12.99
smelly, tangy, delicious
@smokecigarettes.bsky.social
Smoking cigarettes is for cool people that have lots of sex. formerly: https://x.com/maliciousbiz Posting live from the edge of Appalachia Support https://www.teslatakedown.com/ and similar movements that aim to hit the bastards where it hurts
@smams.bsky.social
Notable adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog #PostMessiah I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
@embrrrrrrr.bsky.social
Whatever you meant to love, in meaning to You changed yourself; you are not who you are, Your soul cut moment to moment by a blade Of fresh desire, the ground sown with abandoned skins.
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Sentient freckle. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️🌈
@the.girl.of.calamitousintent.com
Embedder of Little Gay People In Your Computer 👭💾 Transsexual Menace created by a US State Department Thinktank Ghost-written by the Titans of Industry
@epstmlgy.bsky.social
Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
@serotoningoblin.gay
@r0t4ry-sys.bsky.social
Commissions open! DM for more info! She/he/it/soft/fuzz Plural poly Sapphic who loves tøp and my wives :3 https://rotarysys.straw.page https://en.pronouns.page/@rotary_sys
@drmoot.bsky.social
Advocate for Special Ed and for Autism causes. Have triplets, 2 with IEPs. CEO/Co-Founder Speech Kingdom, helping schools, therapy centers, and parents help kids with Autism, ADHD, and other Neurodiversities. … and, of course, pro democracy and true blue.
@proland84.bsky.social
Roc NY, comedy fan, golf ⛳, guitar's grateful 🌹 💀 ⚡ Dolphins, Knicks, Orioles, California sober 🌿 🔥 🌬️ and actively opposed to fascist regime's🗽. ✝️🍀🍄
@palecentaur.bsky.social
A weirdo who likes to snowboard and yell at people online. Socialist of some sort. He/him New band name: Möist Towêlette
@horsecoqisfunny.bsky.social
I was born a poor 🇨🇦 child… now livin the 🇬🇧 life… Loves in depth studies of cheese farts and stupid shit, and my greyhound, and some 80’s VWs, and naps, and Banana Bread, and 75 year old lawn mowers, and run on sentences
@thealtonobserver.bsky.social
Leftist. Lover of spite. Pro-chaos. Pro-generosity. Pro-choice. Pro-sandwich. All opinions are my own unless stolen from someone else, and then they are ours, comrade.
@brubaker.bsky.social
h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him
@dhul-qarnayn.bsky.social
you may recognize me from my previous work - river to the sea, industrial hygienist, mostly sincere, real john brown enthusiast, you should know who alice hamilton is
@jadesded.bsky.social
@gopher33j.bsky.social
He/Him/Coach Progressive living in the Midwest. Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches. .doopers on Discord
@officialbetsy.bsky.social
silly little doodler https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/betsy/ she/they
@krazyworld.bsky.social
@immanuelsolas.bsky.social
Being + Doing = Creating Free Palestine 🇵🇸 ... and She will free us all 🌍 Author of Creating Shifts—Decolonizing Spirit, Reimagining Our World (CreatingShifts.com)
@mattewhite.bsky.social
@williemays.bsky.social
lefty, member of "the enemy within"; also baseball The Melt is an anti-ICE, anti-deportation organization committed to inspiring a mass protest of like-minded, compassionate Americans.
@catenthusiast.bsky.social
@cupsofjade.bsky.social
fox. green. girl 🔞 ΘΔ 🦌⭐🦌 || 💵 https://cupsofjade.site ||💍 @teejabs.bsky.social ||🎮 https://www.twitch.tv/teejabs
@forceholy.bsky.social
Not Talented, but Tenacious Native Angelino 上海人 in training Educator 📚 Coffee Lover ☕ 📍Shanghai, China
@shawndcrabtree.bsky.social
"Language bearers, Photographers, Diary makers. You with your memory are dead, frozen. Lost in a present that never stops passing. Here lies the incantation of matter. A language forever." E. Elias Merhige
@veronicaflowers402.bsky.social
32 she/they writer/musician 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 coolest girl you'll know 18+ PhD in grid science and advanced spacial physics at Angel Grove University. Assigned manic pixie dream girl at Taco bell.
@pastaben.bsky.social
america’s first and only socialist playwright® come see Rich Beyond Our Wildest Dreams at the ATLANTA FRINGE FEST, May 29th-June7th! https://atlantafringe.org/events/rich-beyond-our-wildest-dreams/
@ehhhmazing.bsky.social
27m / I'm so tired / Don't be mean to me, I like it too much / New to Voice Work!