GOOBER SIMULATOR
EVER WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE GOOBER? WELL NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO SCROLL BSKY AS GOOBER HIMSELF! SCROLL TO "POST" AND FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE MOTHERFUCKER! BE CAREFUL (fail can only add 150 ppl)
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@napikins.bsky.social
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@azo.bsky.social
I do not dream of labour formerly Azo "Moss" Pathwalker, i have no pronouns please do not refer to me, aroace/queer, my display picture is from the artist named Kiyomi_des i make maple syrup and have two degrees in photojournalism, i am from nowhere
@blazemccartney.bsky.social
21 || 🇭🇺 Hungarian/Magyar || 🏳️🌈 L(G)BT || He/him || MJ fan #mjinnocent / I like Gorillaz || Keroro Gunsou / Sgt. Frog || #ActuallyAutistic || 🚫TERFs || 🚫AI || 🚫NFTs || Telegram: @bp2003gaming || Since 2024.04.10 https://linktr.ee/BlazePlastic2003
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@dylan-dylan.bsky.social
25 | broke-ass socialist software dev who likes birds & reading 🌹 Dog in pfp is Ollie He/him
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@davidklein021.bsky.social
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@hornyharry.bsky.social
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| 24 | She/Her | "With this principle, you may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension"
@justmike.bsky.social
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@shamr0cker.bsky.social
Few instances where my online personas is better then IRL. James Connolly, “Men perish but principles live.” I can’t spell millennials without taking 3 massive L’s Lost in the Sauce
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artist/curator/collector sharing art I like posting my own AI art [prompts included]
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sorry for being weird and off-putting i dont know how to be better medium-annoying reply guy. he/they maybe I dunno
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@pill.bsky.social
"artist"/trader/NFTs/memes/FUD/music/altered/ngmi all opinions expressed constitute financial, legal and general life advice.
@5arah.com
🐦 was: @seh Loc: East Coast / Philadelphia jawn Identity: anti-dogma belligerent optimist weirdo carebear fiber arts printmaking maker tt gamer pinball community concert-going Job: Design/Product Ops
@fissionstorm.bsky.social
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@poofbirb.bsky.social
Vietnam. Basically a chicken. (-10, -10). https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
@colourmode.bsky.social
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@graygay.bsky.social
Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.
@djcentos7.bsky.social
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@benharri.org
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@bennie.gay
transsexual with four degrees and good political opinions MDNI | (She/Her) https://linktr.ee/benniedotgay
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@btrflysam.bsky.social
comedian just moving all my jokes over here now i guess btrflysam on everything they/she 🩷🧡🤍
@jsnfra.bsky.social
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@kimjongkiwi.bsky.social
Supreme leader of kiwis and glass art. (He/Him) whole squad is mommies gang gang HORSES AINT REAL, BUT I SURE AM discord is @kimjongkiwi
@addisonl.bsky.social
🦖he/him🦖host of Pocketoid🦖volunteer with Ablegamers🦖silly lil guy🦖all opinions are shared with my employer and they are so sick of my shit🦖
@cuil.world
WR speedrunner for NES Home Alone (any%), NES Lawn Mower (100%), 7th in big20 #16, frog decider, employed, first person to skeet from a refrigerator, i give you a hamburger currently just as verified as paul frazee
@yurilobotomy.sisc.one
It/Its She/Her | 🪩🔪🐈 | I kidnapped Socks The Cat | There is 17 pounds of fentanyl in my rectal cavitiy | Literally just a scamp | The time of atonement is upon us, are your hearts prepared?
@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social very bad person (quality wise) aggressively monogamous
@anarcho.dog
Ⓐ Total Liberation Ⓥ Midwest Hardcore 🤘 Vegan for the animals 🌱 Death to all borders 🏴 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 pfp 🎨: @kataari.bsky.social
@edward86.bsky.social
artist | musician | writer | philanthropist he\they referee abolitionist rhode island's #1 poster
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