Haiku Platypus
A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
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@prettiestplatypus.bsky.social
Probably the prettiest platypus, but we're all pretty cute. she/her Author of the webcomic The Prettiest Platypus
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serves no master but chaos 🍎 music as: kitty ray | teen suicide 988 | the pom-poms 🦢
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Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with 🇺🇦 Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
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Writes stuff, plays games (mostly D&D), drinks beer, writes code, has a guitar.
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biker, dealer in sarcasm, worlds greatest lover, pathological liar and now eXile
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She/they Writer, cat mom, human mom. Seen in The NYT and The Washington Post. Co-Founder of Stigma Fighters. Anxious and ADHD AF. #ThisIsWhatAnxietyFeelsLike creator. www.sarahfader.com
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Erotic photography and glimpses into my life All photos are my own, mostly taken by me unless otherwise stated.