@drraulduke.bsky.social
A naturally slothful person, sluggish and indolent. A dawdling flaneur, content to waste his life.
@tomdedelta.bsky.social
TV’s north London, work in hospitality, friend to Robbie the cat, do a bit of music, enjoyer of racquet sports, big walks & big dinners, mostly tired. Using alt text is good.
@kenchengceo.bsky.social
CEO, the biggest brain on LinkedIn Contestant on ITV's #GeniusGame https://linktr.ee/kencheng
@threesteakspam.bsky.social
it was a joke. british-georgian. goth 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ http://ko-fi.com/threesteakspam
@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
The official Bluesky account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://worldbollardassociation.team-togs.com/shop/storeorderform.php
@emmapashmina.bsky.social
It was OK until I hit puberty and then everything went pear-shaped 🍐 | Vegan | 🩷💜💙 | Sad Blob Club | She/Her
@saucyseventies.bsky.social
Celebrating the golden age of the great British sex comedy. God bless Barry Evans and Robin Askwith. And Barry Stokes, the Handyman. Too saucy for YouTube!
@michaelspicer.bsky.social
Please listen to my radio show. It's called No Room. Thank you. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001yrzs
@5teviem.bsky.social
I’m a comedian and writer and hello hi hello Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: https://linkin.bio/5teviem
@beakmoo.bsky.social
Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.
@mixmastermichelle.bsky.social
HELP! My account was reinstated but labeled as spam. Please help me fix it! 🍸 Mix Master Michelle | Your friendly neighborhood bartender 🍹 | Shaking up fun with cocktails, stories, and good vibes 🥂 | Let’s mix it up, one drink at a time! 🍷✨ #MixologyQueen
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
A waffle man. (Mute the #TOTP hashtag if you don't want to be bombarded with occasional nonsense from me) 🍀🍀🍀
@ceragibson.bsky.social
Stream ✨Eclipse✨ Musician | Silly Guy Management: [email protected]
@misterhaytch.bsky.social
0121 based bod. Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
@bigedwards.bsky.social
@seanreynard.bsky.social
QTV, Quentin Smirhes https://linktr.ee/seanreynard
@thefastshow.bsky.social
The Fast Show fan account. I don’t own content. Now primarily posting on Instagram @thefastshow
@bobmort.bsky.social
@fabulucy.bsky.social
She / Her / Twat. Often copied, rarely bettered. Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
@miles-online.co.uk
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop. “Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis” https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
@thatcymraes.bsky.social
Smells mildly of optimism. Can cause minor rectal irritation. Results may vary.
@allysonshaw.bsky.social
Writer, cat botherer, firebrand based in Orkney.Author of Ashes & Stones-shortlisted for the RSL Christopher Bland Prize.🍉🏳️⚧️ally. Any pronouns 🏴 https://linktr.ee/AllysonShaw More active on Mastodon. https://wandering.shop/@AllysonShaw
@alanpbourke.bsky.social
(Bloke\chap) Faster than a speeding bullet! Tighter than a gnat's chuff!
@okeating.bsky.social
Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool
@kathyburke.bsky.social
Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. Profile pic by Nancy fancy pants
@dankackroyd.bsky.social
If you like tweets you’re in for a treat 🤫 https://linktr.ee/Ruth_Husko
@pontyoriginal.bsky.social
**NO DMs** Maths tutor, nature enthusiast, wife, and mother. Eye for a bargain - love all second-hand shopping - currently doing 'No new clothes for a year'challenge. Reduce, reuse, recycle. **NO DMs**
@contentapologist.bsky.social
#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
@andyparmo.co.uk
Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
@leehealey.bsky.social
Cartoonist, illustrator, procrastinator, & massive movie nerd. https://www.thecartoonist.co.uk/
@tiernandouieb.bsky.social
Writer. Comedian. Tired. Rep’d for writing things by @kitsonpresskids.bsky.social and for v/o things by Foxy Tongue Voices
@jaynesharp.bsky.social
Rep’d by MMBCreative UK Voice-Over Artist: yaketyyakvoices BBC~ITV~CBeebies~Ch4~5 http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/artists/jayne-sharp
@geraintg.bsky.social
INCLUDES 24 ICONIC 90S SONGS FROM: Britney Spears | Boyz II Men | Christina Aguilera | TLC | R.E.M. | Ace of Base | Natalie Imbruglia | The Verve Z | *NSYNC and many more!
@stevesparshott.bsky.social
Full English berkfest. Asynchronous communication specialist. Don’t forget to dislike and unsubscribe!