Jimmy Biscuits
If you’re at my house and have to shit go home
West Coast 🇨🇦🇬🇧 that/it
Spit takes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uft5tq2vgy3jxzxojtzpgepr/feed/aaahewkuf32zc
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh. future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Sentient freckle. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️🌈
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. Thinking about financing a waterbed.
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
@avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
@pinotevil.bsky.social
World traveller Dildo rider Dog rescuer Neurodivergent ESFP-T and safe space 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@onlinegirlfriend.bsky.social
not smart 18+ please $lotionwiz your least favorite she/they
@burritozen.net
A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
@teen-cthulhu.bsky.social
Highlander is trash, and I'm an immortal raccoon Please follow me...i'm funny? ...also, chronic illness
@baconninjette.bsky.social
I’m Lisa, 36, college grad, etc. h03nouns: dirty/a$$/$lutty/h0/loves/🌟bucks. PN: she/her. Lesbian/bi. http://beacons.ai/bacon_ninjette
@leggypain.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
@funflaps.bsky.social
i am a duck my quackies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjlj7rxpeixscsrjioewcrk7/feed/aaabpnfys7eei
@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 41. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈 My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I've got 1-2-3-4 senses working overtime. I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima
@godlessmom.bsky.social
Host of the upcoming Holy Fucking Comments Podcast, wife, mama, dog mom, writer and sci-fi addict. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🖖🏻 #browns #atheist
@dennisbhooper.bsky.social
tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness. reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire. writing, etc: https://linktr.ee/dennisbhooper
@funkelly.bsky.social
All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
@maggiemaefish.bsky.social
Actor | Writer | ABBA Fan | Union Man ✨Lit Entertainment Group
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
@broonsy.bsky.social
Just when you thought it was safe to make a roux https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaagccs6cw7ng
@verucas-alt.bsky.social
New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
@novacorpse.bsky.social
no DMs unless you're a rebel | 34 | bitch milkshake | would nut in your sibling and just say oops | he/him
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g “Top” posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@porkwithgravy.bsky.social
Don’t ask me, I’m just improvising. Terrible Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:34sf4kx4j3te7qrl7npvlqyc/feed/aaaegd6wi3jiu Not As Terrible Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:34sf4kx4j3te7qrl7npvlqyc/feed/aaak2z54qxarq
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man $5 https://cash.app/$Shannanegans76 Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
@ridiculoussheri.bsky.social
Just your average adorable, fat, disabled, intersectional feminist cat lady being stupid on the internet. I was funny in 2015.
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Trying to recapture Weird Twitter from the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
@thejessbess.bsky.social
animal lover 🐛 artist 🎨 community steward 💗 voiceover & graphics demo lunavoz.com
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* 👉 for the "tops" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba Or 👽latest rants https://tinyurl.com/invisiholebsky
@justinmatic5000.bsky.social
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw