Joel The Bandit
"Hey, look, everyone, it's Joel The Party Bandit!"-Andrew W.K. The same narc from all the other socials. The mind of an Eric Andre sketch. KS/KC ❤️ Homegrown Buzz forever 🎶
@keepingsanewth4.bsky.social
But those things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can never be ugly, except to those who don’t understand.
@mizphd.bsky.social
Reader, writer, academic. I love books and pop culture and teaching. Half-formed opinions are my own. I live in a constant state of mortification. She/her
@fakefakenedyost.bsky.social
“Even if you're friends with him he'll piss you off at some point,“ me as described on The Eureka Podcast
@thelovelygirl.bsky.social
Communist. KC native. Swiftie. Mental health advocate and cat mom. 🐈⬛✨☕️
@camulus.bsky.social
TV fan, tweet length critic. Loves Eurovision, United Nations, and Virtual Worlds. AKA Jason Roach. Wyandotte County Supremacist.
@1989swiftie.bsky.social
Avid hater of fascism & the patriarchy. Disobey, resist, and fight for democracy.
@matthewmu.bsky.social
I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House.
@brianstock.bsky.social
@unquixoticq.bsky.social
They/them. Taciturn by nature. Tilting at windmills. Agender, Asexual, Amazing 🎉 Occasionally 18+, when I'm not talking about soccer.
@mattaphor1.bsky.social
@akgarcia331.bsky.social
Marketer | Recovering Frequent Tweeter | #KC Enthusiast | Yoga Teacher | Soccer fan | GIF aficionado | Champs Drink Champs 🍾
@jmzcustomz.bsky.social
SWMO, beer guy, #lifewithcasky , Jeep & Exploder ST driving, just a dude. Shenanigans? Did you say Shenanigans? Here for that.
@jodidanziger.bsky.social
Realtor. Head Bitch in charge at law office. Westie mom. St. Louis native. KU grad. Auntie to all. Concert lover.
@fattyscott.bsky.social
@johnnyoptimist.bsky.social
he/him Looking for a snaz-tastic vintage cookie jar? Have I got the place for you! Head on over to www.MacOlith.com and look at all the jars, then ask me about pricing/availability.
@orbislame.bsky.social
I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”
@rabidcadaver.bsky.social
Father to two, video gamer, ttrpgs, board and card games, professional server monkey.
@chuckassplanet.bsky.social
geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.
@aceapplebees.bsky.social
I live in Oregon now. Picture Taker. Classic Rock Trap Queen. He/Him.
@psaprez.bsky.social
Graphic Artist, Embroiderer of hats, Husband, Father, Gamer, Geek, Friend. All in all.. just an average guy! www.PSAInk.com https://linktr.ee/psaprez Avi by @chrisuminga.bsky.social
@sirend.bsky.social
not the “standard edition” of your “midwest” girl in Kansas🖤🦄 🌻🔭 i cant spell because i do math for a living Musically obsessed🎤🎶🎧 id rather be reading a book on a patio or in a jazz club📚
@stillbecca92.bsky.social
She/Her||Cat Mama||TPWK🌻|| Try to keep up, I’m a trip and a half 💃🏼👽|| Manifesting my way to a better life 🫶🏻 @BeccaStilley on 🐦
@bmkcmo1975.bsky.social
Chiefs. Royals. All things Kansas City.. EST- 1975- …….work in progress….
@rachelyohe.bsky.social
RV travel nurse in surgery (prev. senior living/memory care), KC native, mixed bag, music enthusiast, traveler, elephant lover, always-learning feminist, and space cadet- she/her, #BLM
@jaqdeguerre.bsky.social
she/her. nerdy, flirty, inked and curvy(ish). caffeine addicted, medical card holding, ball of anxiety and bad decisions.
@staysick.bsky.social
he/him. elder millennial, leftist, nerd. Trans rights are human rights. ACAB. Seattle.
@froggiemlm.bsky.social
Government money guy, Disney Adult, KC sports enthusiast, work for the Mn Twins on the side but a Royal at heart.
@jbrivard.bsky.social
Recovering Twitter addict, bookworm, horror and pop culture junkie. Realtor IRL....but not the car magnet/80’s headshot type
@emvstheuniverse.bsky.social