Joseph Crabshack
Gay anarchist Texan preparing for a move to the Midwest. Interested in dogs, horror/scifi, gardening, music, technology, firearms, and emergency preparedness.
Pronouns: He/Him
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #resist #antitrump #theresistance #resistance #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
@ygrene.bsky.social
have a good one https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@3yeless.bsky.social
Into fire you can send us; from the fire we return. You can label us a consequence, of how much you have to learn.
@jodingerscat.bsky.social
The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth) No Mud No Lotus 🌸 South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️ #GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆 🚫DMs🚫 Litter Box https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efbjoatnwbuqg6vb5xo3pxwq/feed/aaaealdk3jxq6
@slipofmytongue.bsky.social
I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait. Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaagnjfxdbvss Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaafrvzu2rybc
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social
Humor|🤘🏻 Gen X | 🥾 Nature is my therapy | 🐾 Animal lover | 🌞 LA | Kindness matters | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
“jokes” header by Dave (Cactus) my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
@elynnbarstar.bsky.social
It was the summer of 1963, I was 17. My family spent the summer at Kellerman's. I lost my virginity to a 30 something yo man, totally romantic. We saved Penny from a botched abortion and I learned professional dancing in 2 hours. The End.
@hand-solo.bsky.social
⚠️ I don’t wear pants. My stuff - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmprg2xdabkf4boghkxo7qgd/feed/aaafqkeih4m4w
@morphinedreamzz.bsky.social
the trailer park mary poppins. my mind vomit 👉🏼 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dtgfyjtqwgtgt2c5d7hgmgxi/feed/aaalqsstmekww
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude. My shitposts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg
@manofletterz.bsky.social
I've become something of an urban legend https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcrmt4cnmw6i7ofeojpswzar/feed/aaab7yq46j3em
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
@copymama.bsky.social
Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@thedesertginger.bsky.social
Not a real Spice girl...chill 😜 Sassy, classy, a bit smart assy Great Lakes girl in the desert Twitter refugee ❄️ I voted for HER
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social
Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. Snopes confirmed. https://ko-fi.com/mattgaetz4head
@emmabolden.bsky.social
Just trying to put words together. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16), Maleficae (Gen Pop Books, 13).
@lanechanged.bsky.social
Peace*Sarcasm*Dirty Martinis Pro-Choice, Inclusion, Levity 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵e TᕼE GOᑭ ᔕᑌ᙭ 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 Ex-pro figure skater & mom Ft Worth, Texas ⭐
@hannibal-chau.bsky.social
Happily married father of two. These are dark times. Let’s try to laugh. Fuck Trump!
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@ominousrabbit.com
Fascism walks in through bureaucratic channels masquerading as governance. Large chip on my shoulder: Jalapeño flavor. #TeamGladis #OFMD saved my broken brain. Takes orders from @feistytheecat.bsky.social ominousrabbit.com
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
Super annoyed at what's going on Favstar: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:np2qjm35nzxvtznrfofxhwr6/feed/aaakwwknht56y
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social
I should probably delete that.🤔 Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷 🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦 My contemplations: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
@crushincamels.bsky.social
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
They can't all be bangers a gongers get it ongers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets, fresh from the source. He/him/them Banner: Cover of a book from the 1930s called 'Skeet and How to Shoot It' my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
@lickyourstein.bsky.social
I remember a day when anonymous shit-posting brought you love. Hot: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaael2k52wlng New: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaafig63c52se 📍Philly/NYC
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@gymjordan.kids
Not a real Congress Critter. Parody of a "Conservative". Chronic Aspiring Lawmaker. Alleged SA enabler at An Ohio State University. A legacy not to be forgotten. (He/Him, respects yours 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️)
@savageblondii.bsky.social
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa https://buymeacoffee.com/savageblondii
@paulwdawkins.bsky.social
Film music samples: https://soundcloud.com/user-838088963/sets/paul-william-dawkins-score-sample-selections?si=45c014c509db4d9882b39bccbc810f51 Short film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZdssvx_jI (etc)