Mike “Completely Decentered” Reed
Pet owner. Dungeon Master. Library patron. Also, an occasional illustrator and composer. Mikedb60.myportfolio.com
@blairloudly.bsky.social
this is just a long sustained cry for help 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@clairehill1359.bsky.social
lvl 29 | lotr | space | zelda | marvel | witcher paypal @katnmouse7 discord: claire000400 she/her 🩷💜💙
@ycdtosm.bsky.social
░C░R░E░A░M░P░I░E░ ░I░N░ ░L░I░N░K░ I'll follow you back after you like a post! https://giphy.com/channel/brettbutlerisok Just the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hqk5ndycoqsvcrrddnai2nda/feed/aaaeab5oaexoa
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable. Aspiring musician, runner, gardener etc. Pro-wrestling fan, fantasy reader, Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires. He/Him My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld. See pinned post.
@solitudex.bsky.social
~Déjà vu of pretty nightmares Drowning in the sea of TIME... »Cyber soul crossing Space & Time X Solitude ∞ ⚛ ∞ Popular Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlywvc252kvz4hc4j24jhwh2/feed/aaafppi6bc52m
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk Please email me ghost facts: [email protected]
@cosban.puddingpop.space
shitposting space-time traveler from the 90s we can build a better world for everyone.
@johnnymyspace.bsky.social
Are you there, Optimus Prime? It's me, Pubertina Maxima. newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7vfnfjybwdixbbzryhnyz6nj/feed/aaam7nnpxc4xq best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7vfnfjybwdixbbzryhnyz6nj/feed/aaan6zpm3jen4
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter Nicer than Betty Monroe had Rage, rage against the lying of the right Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
@vak.gg
🌻 27 / he/him / MDNI undiagnosed but i’m pretty sure professional munch / always tired / horror guy 🔗: linktr.ee/vak_na
@ianfortey.bsky.social
🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter. Formerly of Cracked and College Humor. Writer of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Here's my books, you beautiful buggers - https://books2read.com/b/werecage
@betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
@ointmental.bsky.social
'Cartoon, Camera, Caffeine' freak with an awesome hental mealth. I may be older, but I am certainly not wiser. Don't believe a word I say unless you want to 😾
@azuler0.bsky.social
t. naught rides the blue butterfly — a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
@muyrando.bsky.social
This is a joke account. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhhxvswn7mk2zvgokarrofi/lists/3lbdsmcyrhl2h
@gojirademonstah.bsky.social
Huitzilopochtli disciple. Wookian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler. My better half (check out her artwork!) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bhhv7dq2kbaogwnbafg5eyvq
@silenttscott.bsky.social
The first t is silent in Scott. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
@alicemcflurry.bsky.social
Mostly one-liners at my own expense Awkward AF Midwest to West Coast
@likeitorlumpit.bsky.social
Alt text avatar: Caucasian woman with long light hair, slightly smiling. Alt text banner: Starry night themed painting of NYC skyline done by me.
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
human person bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
@scotttowel.bsky.social
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry "I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought https://linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
@burritozen.net
A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral. Professional Skeeter-UFoS certified. Guardian of cosmic ideas. My timeline is a mess just like your Mom. My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
@mikem.bsky.social
born at night, but not last night days since dropping the f-bomb: 0 the world is a vampire
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
Here we go again. 🏴 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafdzld5ldha
@anthrodiva.bsky.social
Cultural anthropologist, wine mom, and shitlib who lives in West Virginia.
@laurenflans.bsky.social
I love three things: my dog, '70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it. OnlyFlans: bit.ly/flansposts
@cinema-diorama.bsky.social
Land of 10,000 Lakes. Copywriter. Not much to write home about. https://boxd.it/3ZPn1
@mitdasein.bsky.social
Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Past my halfway point. Electronic sound maker. People sketcher. Nudity enjoyer. Show me your pets. MDNI 🔞DM at discord: Mitdasein #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
@hushjared.bsky.social
I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying. Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
@ihateclaims on Twitter "You can figure where it goes from there. He fixes the cable?- Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey” LETTERBOXD https://boxd.it/1VzE5 If I piss you off, know that I was indeed trying to make you LAUGH 📽 #265moviereview
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
@whatsername2.bsky.social
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s
@hawkeye0110.bsky.social
You people are all nuts... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbwjdzo576ogqcrjfhfzxfrv/feed/aaad5zpt6jjbm
@metallicunt.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaeihsk3xh6
@addledpixie.bsky.social
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls. “Journey before destination” *Bridge Four salute* she/her My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@destry.bsky.social
Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k