Pumpkin Escobar
" People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, You can't trust people "
~ Super Hans
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@vodkula.bsky.social
🌊🌊💥💥 @oops@mindly.social P▫️I▫️Z▫️Z▫️A IN BIO 🍕 My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanxcoin72me
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@kasebrot.bsky.social
born to explore the woodlands; forced to use microsoft teams semicolon enthusiast obscure simpsons references will likely get you a follow currently reading: hula by jasmin ‘iolani hakes; the reformatory by tananarive due she/her
@foolwearsblack.bsky.social
Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs.
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Sentient freckle. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️🌈
@reallifemommy3.bsky.social
3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
@edfisby.bsky.social
@frumplestiltskin.bsky.social
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
@sirensbooks.bsky.social
i’m tall. ————————— sometimes i say really odd shit. forever lost in a book. cr: split or swallow 🐍 ————————— my stuff -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qjkibhr5kjlk5daqjmqlgdyq/lists/3lbbaxlz5zv2l ask/tell me -> https://ngl.link/sirensbooks
@beefcarcass.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Horror. Fiction. Available for work. Check out my website for samples. And don’t forget to wash your hands. beefcarcass.com
@jimmybiscuits.bsky.social
If you’re at my house and have to shit go home West Coast 🇨🇦🇬🇧 that/it Spit takes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uft5tq2vgy3jxzxojtzpgepr/feed/aaahewkuf32zc
@savenature.bsky.social
*Climate/Conservation USU* *Rare New Wave DJ* *All New Wave* *Metaphysics *Aspiring polyglot *Mental/ Physical/ Sexual Health *Caturday *Previous indie musician dropout & doodler...
@comiccontext.bsky.social
Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
@arctypeangel.bsky.social
Just here for the Data. Not really an Earth, Wind, and Fire Angel, but I play one on social media. Just kidding; I totally am.
@madhattermommy.bsky.social
Sometimes funny, always sleepy, I might be writing too much Link to my thoughts (courtesy @captantagonist.bsky.social ) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq
@lucia11.bsky.social
Inquiring mind & satirical. Posting arbitrary funny things. #cats #truecrime #startrek #horror #horrormanga #science #medicine #space #yokai #folklore #psychology #culture #history #vegetarian #lefty Living with severe #chronicillness 💙 🚫Maga
@marcodas146.bsky.social
Trying to amuse myself, again. I have no skills. I typed things and they ended up there↗️ and down there 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqkcrp2ue4el5rzwofujvlxy/feed/aaakpd7pk6goq
@annijyn.com
she/her/art mother erotica + horror artist all arts + info visit annijyn.com everything else get at me via annijyn at gmail dot com shipping worldwide from a tiny village in england 🍯 https://ko-fi.com/annijyn# 🎁 https://throne.com/annijyn
@momspotstash.bsky.social
I used to be funny on the other app. Creative Profesh. Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes. She/Her My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s
@porcelainsiren.bsky.social
lovergirl • leftist • laid-back • lunatic blm 🇺🇲 lgbtqia+ 🏳️🌈 slava ukraini 🇺🇦 the river to the sea 🇵🇸 🌬🫧 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udxyrf3abhlbf2jnyycuwd6b/feed/aaabgycish7za
@mslisam.bsky.social
Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney
@daisy91.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
@copymama.bsky.social
Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@reneechris.bsky.social
I missed the like minded, kind people I interacted with at the dark place, so here I am. Let’s make our country a better place for our children and grandchildren. I am not giving up! Happily married. #braincancer #Democrat #EndGunViolenceNow Please no ick
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk Please email me ghost facts: demandavoider@proton.me
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️🌈 pizza enthusiast always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
@chevapi.bsky.social
[ posts below are accurate representation of what's going on in my brain ] [ 25 | she/her ] redbubble.com/people/ailaravenshire
@samuelhlowe.bsky.social
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@theageofpegasus.bsky.social
I do astrology to help people know themselves and feel more confident. I want to make the tribe stronger so we can fight evil with monstrous strength. Contact details on my website, Theageofpegasus.com. I am darkness…and chaos… and I’m here to help!
@trickykat.bsky.social
Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
@pinotevil.bsky.social
World traveller Dildo rider Dog rescuer Neurodivergent ESFP-T and safe space 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@amandabf.bsky.social
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her. Oh...and Rammstein! 🤘 #AEW #ROH
@forlol.bsky.social
Only here for jokes now. I do an almost(?) daily "5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today ...".
@thekennedykab.bsky.social
Actor, circus artist, performer. GenX, but nobody gives a fuck about us. Grey Heteromantic Ace. Time to fuck shit up. I'll bring a bear to your knife fight, I don't give a fuck. I have a cat named Bonkers.