Microplastics Sommelier
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Like the Algonquin Round Table But For Idiots
A collection of funny accounts. Mix of big and little. Of the irreverent variety. For mirth and so forth. In these trying times.
@llobrow.bsky.social
be excellent to each other discord for mutuals: browllo https://www.twitch.tv/llobrow https://ko-fi.com/llobrow he/him
@joyouspanther.bsky.social
Likes to discuss food, the NBA, art, etc. Secretly doing important work that I won't discuss on here. I have opinions!
@nameshiv.bsky.social
Writer, storyteller. Nebula, Hugo, Ignyte finalist. Work in @strangehorizons, @Slate, @LightspeedMag etc. http://shivramdas.net.
@redsoxstats.bsky.social
@oldbaseballnews.bsky.social
Digging through old newspapers to deliver the freshest, latest breaking baseball news from decades ago. If you like current baseball too, I wrote @dingerbot.bsky.social to post every time there's a home run. Also developed everybaseballscore.com
@illumi.meme
artist | storyteller | dad | baseball nerd will eventually finish my graphic novel
@billyray5229.bsky.social
“I’m not talented enough to be unprepared. Are you?” -Monroe Stahr
@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social
Read me: HamiltonNolan.com My book: https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/hamilton-nolan/the-hammer/9780306830921/
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@mcopelov.bsky.social
Professor of Political Science & Public Affairs & Director of European Studies, UW - Madison. Jean Monnet Chair, 🇪🇺 & the Global Economy. International political economy, IR, & global finance. Politics & economic policy. Tradeoffs in everything.
@sophamir.bsky.social
she/her • 32 • deeply unserious 🫶 unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
@paleofuture.bsky.social
Tech reporter @Gizmodo.com. I’ve been writing about the history of futurism @Paleofuture.com since 2007. Email: mnovak@gizmodo.com Signal: mattnovak.11
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, and squats
@ositanwanevu.com
Contributing Editor | The New Republic Columnist | The Guardian Author | The Right of the People (2025) Newsletter | ositanwanevu.com
@goddammitsarah.bsky.social
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals https://linktr.ee/sarahmarvelous
@rincewind.run
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights PFP by @atlastalos.bsky.social
@big-iron.bsky.social
Brian. Bluesky's token straight guy. Low IQ, savage genetics, Cleveland defender
@shezcrafti.com
Purveyor of fine goods at https://shezcrafti.com, co-host of @CultFilmClub.com podcast, Xennial, reclusive weirdo, media hoarder, and mom of two. I ♥ @ShawnRobare.com, TMNT, 80s/90s pop culture, toys, gaming, cult films, vintage tech, junk food.
@unlikelywords.bsky.social
Dad and ice cream shop owner. Books, cats, baking, punk music, running. Carly Rae Jepsen appreciator. Kottke.org contributor. Boston, USA https://linktr.ee/gracies Check out my children's book The Salty Avocado https://bookshop.org/a/3552/9781793381798
@keithdecent.bsky.social
I make stuff and trouble Get stuff at: Keithdecent.com Get trouble here ⬇️
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
she/her, 43, trans Chicago I post for people who died 30 years ago Current fixations: in an animation groove. expect to see me say stupid shit about looney tunes, tex avery, betty boop, popeye, rocky & bullwinkle, hanna-barbera, tom & jerry etc....
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
@adrew.dadguy.online
your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot. He/him they gon judge me anyway, so whatever do what you can
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness A black cat who loves horror Hot Thickle Definitely not a witch she/her
@flophousecat.bsky.social
Host of The Flop House Podcast and owner of a few bars in Brooklyn
@jschrinerbriggs.bsky.social
Visiting Assistant Professor, Chicago-Kent. Previously Yale Law & ISP. Working on the First Amendment / constitutional law issues.
@milesklee.bsky.social
New Jersey ain’t the whole world https://www.rollingstone.com/author/miles-klee/
@kosherhotdogz.bsky.social
i write a newsletter you should read it ↓ https://www.readhottip.com/
@senatorivy.com
I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
@charliearchy.bsky.social
News Editor @ Salon Philadelphia, USA Signal: @charlesdavis.13
@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz
Sr. Tech PM and Product Owner building tools and distributed research networks; Occasional Data Witch; 🚴🏻🏃🏻⛷️📷 #RStats; Former goatherd & Data Ethics @HHI_Signal.
@smullins3000.bsky.social
He/him. Marginally amusing is the bar. As the sign says, death to kings. Women's rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. Civil rights are human rights.
@maximumfun.org
Maximum Fun is a worker-owned network of artist-owned shows supported--directly--by you. MaxFunDrive is happening now! Support your favorite shows at maximumfun.org/join.
@ironweed.bsky.social
Not again with this shit / bring on your spaniards by the score / so many mistakes
@ntpnate.bsky.social
Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool. See also, @NTP_Nate@mastodon.social
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy
@lookpark.bsky.social
Singer/songwriter of Fountains of Wayne (@fountainsofwayne.bsky.social), who did that song you hate. Current band: Look Park, debut out on Yep Roc records. Giallo movies, orange guitars, reading all the books a gentleman of my age should have read by now