Like the Algonquin Round Table But For Idiots
A collection of funny accounts. Mix of big and little. Of the irreverent variety. For mirth and so forth. In these trying times.
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@leastactionhero.bsky.social
@kitsparks.bsky.social
I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall. I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
Let our talk about the ballgame or the weather show we care woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy. Don’t be tedious at me. he/him
@hulcricket.bsky.social
trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it it is probably not my birthday today
@thomasfuchs.at
👨💼fine time tracking software at nokotime.com 📸 I killed Flash (with script.aculo.us) 🔭 #astrophotography - https://lightfrom.space 🕹️ #retrocomputing 🐈 #cats Ally. He/him.
@parsnip.bsky.social
festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social 🗡️🦐
@senatorivy.com
I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
he/him, believer in the way (kenny atkinson), the light (darius garland), and the truth (ty jerome)
@grahamclark.bsky.social
Give me 14 thousand followers or I'm leaving. wrestlemania.ca
@joeyneilsen.bsky.social
Black hole astrophysicist at Villanova. Formerly: MIT, Boston University, Harvard, Kenyon College | X-rays | husband | dad of 2 | cooking. He/him. Skeets are my own.
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
@sifu.tweety.fish
at different times: haxx0r in cDc PhD in using people for ML and vice versa "theory of mind for autonomous cars" startup guy would you believe, went kablooie at present: newsletter -- buttondown.email/apperceptive &c music, politics, nonsense
@robmcfadden.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
@internethippo.bsky.social
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Generalist, but in the least-employable way. Purveyor of whimsical twaddle. My posts only: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social Secret third thing: blandshaming.ca 🍁 she/her/elle
@comraderobot.bsky.social
equal parts physics, left politics, DIY science, and photos (space/birds/stuff). formerly astroparticle physics, now astrodynamicist. "dr" in certain extremely specific professional contexts. ohio for 3 decades then west coast (sfbay, now pdx). fuck gen ai
@powerful.crabf.art
Security Himbo. My opinions are garbage and my own. Bottom 5% of Onlyfans.
@skilletqueso.com
threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey skillet queso connoisseur He/Him "u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online “WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top "wow" - @dly.bsky.social
@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
Communism, dad jokes and nu metal. Liberals DNI 🚫
@followers4algernon.bsky.social
Bonerhitler? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her) My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
@kashana.bsky.social
TV writer. Author of the novels THE SURVIVALISTS and THE PAYBACK (July 2025). Deadly with a butter knife. Preorder THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
@fullslack.bsky.social
hauntology gift shop proprietor admired by his community⚙️now emanating an odd humming sound™🧩 👁️dank tunes: twistingcells.bandcamp.com 👁️ 👁️dank video essays: youtube.com/FullSlack 👁️
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@funkelly.bsky.social
All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
@colinwrites.bsky.social
Tube person | Midwestern leftist | Covered in poison ivy | I am invincible in these sunglasses Videos: youtube.com/@colinwritesthings7445/
@katie.hipopener.com
Hello to Jason Isaacs yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com 🧘♂️🏎️ 🏖️😐 👊🇺🇸🔥
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
maryland’s favorite daughter brooklyn’s finest gal a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price 🇵🇸
@radishharmers.bsky.social
Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
@specialbaby.bsky.social
bluesky goodposter. I post daily. doing my best to riff with you in the replies. chappell roan enjoyer. bi guy in california.
@turnerjoy.bsky.social
Artist, Musician Load bearing 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞 Some might call me ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕪
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
@spavel.bsky.social
Raised gifted; non-practicing. 🌐 productpicnic.beehiiv.com 💼 UX Design 🟦 Sick of rectangles 🧑 he/him
@checarina.bsky.social
Carina is a ridge in the sagittal plane of the trachea where it splits into the two primary bronchi. | #BlackLivesMatter | #FreePalestine
@tiny.baby
@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
go birds. say it back. gobirds.online fightins.online goflyers.online gosixers.online doop.monster #brassicagang
@spacefordogs.bsky.social
He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans Paid techlash actor
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@weeder.bsky.social
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ixhocm5tk3fsqbclrbq36mf/feed/aaakauts3eb4m
@rajandelman.bsky.social
Comedy doer, improv instructor, basketball enjoyer, film watcher, dog owner, mayor of fujo city. Sometimes writer.
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@papihustle.bsky.social
Senior Undersecretary of Michigan Department of Health and Human Services. Postin' Makes Me Feel Good
@brettakulon.bsky.social
Former biophysicist; current biotech consultant. Grew up in a library, but also in the woods.
@amybrown.xyz
writer. sf bay via miami county, ohio. parent x2. not a dog IRL. she/her. amybrown.xyz
@leastactionhero.bsky.social
But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky poster Microplastics Sommelier Astro PhD 🔭 | Coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | MaxFun-coded | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person