@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Parody. Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late.
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@schiff.senate.gov
Husband. Father. U.S. Senator for California. Fighting for an economy that works for everyone and for our democracy.
@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social
Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. Snopes confirmed. https://ko-fi.com/mattgaetz4head
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and coming May 2025, Anima Rising.
@skeetofgod.bsky.social
Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin • pfp: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social •
@thecigaverse.swifties.social
Reliable news source for TRIAL OF THE CENTURY (unbiased) retweets =/= endorsements All the people who label my account as something bad are just jealous of my success. Main: @cigs.blue
@pronounced-ing.bsky.social
Fiction writer (EVERYTHING I NEVER TOLD YOU, LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE, OUR MISSING HEARTS). Science nerd, ex-Clevelander, embarrassingly sincere. Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you. she/her. celesteng.com
@nunesalt.bsky.social
Anti-SLAPP advocate Anti-fascist First amendment enjoyer Still being sued by Devin Nunes Still Hammered Parody
@vancityreynolds.bsky.social
owner: Aviation Gin - Mint Mobile - Maximum Effort - Wrexham AFC
@lorenzothecat.bsky.social
Maine Coon with the patience of a Buddhist monk and the soul of a philosopher. Feline art photography by Joann Biondi.
@pptsapper.bsky.social
History person, Army officer, transplanted Buckeye, not really that angry anymore. Writes stuff. Some Star Wars. Refugee from Twitter. Views do not reflect or represent the DoD's. He/him/his. angrystaffofficer.com
@ironstache.bsky.social
Congressional Candidate #WI01 Dad,Disabled Veteran,Union IronWorker, Populist | 1st Union political campaign in U.S. History | My views here https://secure.actblue.com/donate/randybryce-web
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@altnatsecagency.bsky.social
Former SIGINT Analyst. He/him. Deep State Operative ™ Alleged Antifa Leader ™ POG LEG REMF™ Astronaut Diaper™ Vampire ™ May be spying on you right now
@blisterpearl.bsky.social
Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Soul whose intentions are good. *soul not included ᴰᴹˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ᵐᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᴺᵃᶻⁱˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᵉᵈ
@charlotteclymer.bsky.social
Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. | [email protected] | I write about politics, religion, and culture in my award-winning blog/newsletter Charlotte's Web Thoughts: charlotteclymer.substack.com
@thedevil.bsky.social
It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible fascists not welcome Better than the one on twitter.
@altdhs.altgov.info
Not the official DHS account (if they even have one). Gov employee. Posting about DHS and gov news & other related topics. I swear a lot. #Altgov Discl: Not an official spokesperson for DHS. All opinions my own.
@badhombrenps.bsky.social
Unofficial feed of Badlands National Park. Protecting rugged scenery, fossil beds, 244,000 acres of mixed-grass prairie & wildlife from two-bit cheetoh-hued despots. OG #AltGov #Altnps #TheResistance #prodemocracy #resist #punchnazis #wildernesswarrior
@altustreasury.bsky.social
The official "resistance" team of the U.S. Department of the Treasury. Executive agency responsible for promoting economic prosperity and ensuring financial security of the United States. Our website: www.treasury.gov.
@antifascience.bsky.social
Bird App Refugee Anti-Trump Mad Scientists Genetically Engineering Antifa Super Soldiers to scare your parents & "Destroy America" for George Soros Member Liberal World Order Might be on a list of "Domestic Enemies".
@scalzi.com
I enjoy pie. Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
@kurtis-conner.bsky.social
I can drive a car blindfolded but it’s hard to find a blindfold that fits around my car
@internethippo.bsky.social
@flavorflav.bsky.social
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee GRAMMYS Lifetime Achievement Award Questions or complaints,,, harass my management: [email protected]
@fredguttenberg.bsky.social
My children are Jesse & Jaime. Jaime was murdered in the Parkland school shooting. My life is dedicated to saving lives fighting for gun safety in America and have written two books Find The Helpers and American Carnage.
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
J.D. from GW Law ⚖️ | Attorney | Your go-to news source | Strategist | Views are my own | Retweets ≠ endorsements All other platforms: https://linktr.ee/aaronparnas
@calltoactivism.bsky.social
Founded to stand up to Trump and the GOP. Legal analysis & news the media is missing.
@chrishdchris.bsky.social
Music and Motorcycle Enthusiast. Vinyl and Autograph Collector. Former Bass Player of INCOHERENT (Airdrie, AB) http://www.youtube.com/@IncoherentBand https://www.discogs.com/artist/12803135-Incoherent-Airdrie-AB
@thetiminnc.bsky.social
Neurosurgery PA-C, Army Combat Veteran, Gen X, science nerd, punk rock kid wearing Vans, Sober AF, I own guns so don’t @ me with ur bullshit, welcome to the Kakistocracy that is the US 🚴♂️🏄♂️⚾️🥼⛑️😷🔪🤘🏻
@mattgertz.bsky.social
Senior Fellow at @mmfa. Views expressed here my own. Husband of @alyssarosenberg. Dad. Not the former GOP congressman. Find me here: http://bio.site/mattgertz