@heysweeney.bsky.social
Writer and voice actor (hi, I’m the voice of Skyrizi commercials) and third thing www.sweeneyproject.com
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social
Humor|🤘🏻 Gen X | 🥾 Nature is my therapy | 🐾 Animal lover | 🌞 LA | Kindness matters | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
@gwiss.bsky.social
Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb on the internet. https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
@stabke.bsky.social
skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
@mauraquint.bsky.social
she/her Join the tax fight: Fair Share America https://www.fairshareusa.org/join-our-email-list Comedy writer, Onion contributor, mcsweeneys column, etc Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her) My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
@faineg.bsky.social
civilian drone mapping technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, sometimes journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. minors DNI
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter https://linktr.ee/JortsCenter
@debbshock.com
notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price dogma; https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagctfjh5al4 🇵🇸
@numb.comfortab.ly
Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Generalist, but in the least-employable way. Purveyor of whimsical twaddle. My posts only: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social Secret third thing: blandshaming.ca 🍁 she/her/elle
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
• Video Editor/Graphic Artist • Bird Hater • Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, Earthlink Dialup, and your mom •LA/ Atlantic City Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
@aotakeo.bsky.social
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@drankturpentine.bsky.social
used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65 new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
@boogtweets.bsky.social
Level 6 internet goblin 4 star comment troll Stunningly idiotic https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaah4uijf72l6
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@andrewchamings.bsky.social
British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. dm story tips
@chrissteller.bsky.social
MINNEAPOLIS ALSO: SAINT PAUL This is the ideal BlueSky bio. You should copy it.
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times My Art: whatmaddness.com Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
@trisarahjtops.bsky.social
Based on a true story she/they Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2 wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@internethippo.bsky.social