@haikuplatypus.bsky.social
A thing worth saying can be said in a haiku. Trust a Platypus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4srao33inyylrmwz3jqlysg/feed/aaaltajzy2xk2
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (she/they)🏳️🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@instantghosts.bsky.social
Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta https://www.bourbonpenn.com/issue/33 Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
@ficklefilly.bsky.social
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
@potshopboy.bsky.social
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
Public Relations Manager for Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof- Pastor at Assembly Of Bluesky. Steampunk Jarvik 7 on Etsy for $74.99 I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy
@samuelhlowe.bsky.social
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
@blairloudly.bsky.social
my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 things my brain thought then my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@knorg.bsky.social
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
Reluctant Michigander. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. No bandwagons. #INFJ I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
@amandabf.bsky.social
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her. Oh...and Rammstein! 🤘 #AEW #ROH
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Laugh because we must survive 2011 Twinkie disappearance Survivor. Autistic. 🚫H8. Proud scar wearer. Widow. Elle Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted .. Silliness,Nah My stuff👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
@verucas-alt.bsky.social
New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought https://linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@westcoasttoast.bsky.social
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with 🇺🇦 Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
@beefcarcass.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Horror. Fiction. Available for work. Check out my website for samples. And don’t forget to wash your hands. beefcarcass.com
@mydmac.bsky.social
Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
@cinema-diorama.bsky.social
Land of 10,000 Lakes. Copywriter. Not much to write home about. https://boxd.it/3ZPn1
@kimbermahree.bsky.social
Life long member of the Clitterati 🦂♏️ Chilling at the intersection of deep thoughts and drunken antics. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.
@gojirademonstah.bsky.social
Huitzilopochtli disciple. Wookian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler. My better half (check out her artwork!) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bhhv7dq2kbaogwnbafg5eyvq
@justgeist.bsky.social
I’m someone’s worst nightmare and I’m someone’s dream come true. If you meet either, send them my way.
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁ 🔥 ignis et lapis 🪨 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
@betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
@solitudex.bsky.social
~Déjà vu of pretty nightmares Drowning in the sea of TIME... »Cyber soul crossing Space & Time X Solitude ∞ ⚛ ∞ Popular Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlywvc252kvz4hc4j24jhwh2/feed/aaafppi6bc52m
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home now
@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoqkhmty6ie
@ru12bseen.com
wfh ninja, cat slave, leftist, enby, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic, Nikon Z8 six shooter. Lern’n everyday. Potatoes are my religion. Trying to decide which complex issue I’d like to take an absurdly reductionist view of today.
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I am not here for serious medical or psychological advice.
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@deviwestside.bsky.social
Time flies when you're living in crisis Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy Persistent Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
@tickystacky.bsky.social
Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️ How do YOU flamingo? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaamnliwe64w4
@billypilgrim26.bsky.social
"We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should." Kurt Vonnegut
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@augustagoose.bsky.social
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape I get my news elsewhere. Best-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaakjdvcgn636 New-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaah66uljnpmg