Murder Me Elmo 🏳️⚧️
also known as Phoebe
Everything I post is the objective truth, I would never lie
Posts in English/German
@kumagai.bsky.social
25 | he/him | GER/ENG | very much into piano music and Japanese media | highly obsessed with maths
@jasonnotevil.bsky.social
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. Known to pontificate, but also prone to unhinged shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI. Connect: linktr.ee/thefeloniousmonk
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater in Los Angeles he/him
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me ⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
@deadontheoutside.bsky.social
kara, grey/ace, 18+ ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II 🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop ☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d 💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
The internet's favorite uncle. Machinist hillbilly from NC. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@natesmith.dev
sweng, real far left. personal popcorn chef for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot
@pamtoo.bsky.social
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ It me👉 bit.ly/Pamsbsky
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
Elegant couch ornament. Standing up just complicates matters Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
@electricchimp.bsky.social
Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
@skilletqueso.com
threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey skillet queso connoisseur He/Him "u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online “WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top "wow" - @dly.bsky.social
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
Vulgar woman My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacezco2p44q
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
They can't all be bangers a gongers get it ongers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
@jinah.bsky.social
Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae Path to hell: @edgarpoop1 https://x.com/search?q=(from%3Aedgarpoop1)%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@birdiegirl.bsky.social
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
@bobjanke.bsky.social
Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
@mid-skeets.bsky.social
rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats, he/him/dirty commie
@sorryhat.bsky.social
artist, limb maker, dad, shitposter. Lunch sketch $30. comment and DM to purchase.
@colourmode.bsky.social
Greenhorn footpad with Dunning-Kruger Realty Trust, LLC. 🎮 https://linktr.ee/bokoyoss 🎸 https://strangemangers.bandcamp.com
@alycia.art
End capitalism 💀 R!ot now 🪶 Famous* Bay Area Artist/Designer/Photographer 📸 Email for art: designalycia@gmail PayPªl @alyciaart *not actually famous
@beefcarcass.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Horror. Fiction. Available for work. Check out my website for samples. beefcarcass.com my worst posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
@peezkyweezky.bsky.social
Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin internet stuff, move it along (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
@lockwilford.com
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My art: lockwilford.com
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
Headache. Big Boss Human for River Side Casino: @riversidecasino.bsky.social My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
@holdendisperra.bsky.social
He/Him Proud Congressperson from Iowa’s 1st district. Licensed and Bonded silly guy. Midwestern dad maxxing. holdendisperra on discord
@yeeeerika.bsky.social
sr art director + experimental artist. always quick with a joke!! chaotic good. she/her. https://linktr.ee/_yeeeerika
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji 📍Pacific Wonderland [he/him]
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
I'm a niche genre. Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
@wumother.bsky.social
I breathe pretty good I guess Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6j3h6ai34343r5mya5qsvx3/feed/aaaej2ea7qspy
@grilldcheese.bsky.social
hip quips for the apocalypse my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4 Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
@potzer.xyz
Millennial pan trans enby. dragon raccoon - it/its - Sex Work is work - Pay SWers. Black & Trans Lives Matter. Sex & Kink+ 18+🔞I reskeet lewds & M/A minors will be blocked owned and collared by @ivyharte.bsky.social Throne: https://throne.com/creature604