Damnit Janet
Elegant couch ornament. Makes words sometimes
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
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The Unmissables
Just the essentials - cream of the pie right here! Your following lists may be filling up pretty fast right now but if you like a bit of humour in your day, you're gonna need every single one of these people. Seriously, don't ever leave home without them.
@neiltypewriter.bsky.social
@jagosaurus.bsky.social
mostly feral | hater | autistic | hillbilly Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks
@apparent-radiant.bsky.social
Apparent Radiant publishes small books of short fiction. BOG FANCY Magazine: Tales From the Dank vol 1 out now! PG18 🛒 tinyshowcase.com/books 📚 bogfancy.com
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@missfannie.bsky.social
She/Her | breast cancer Survivor | Mother | Sister | bff | bi You can totally DM me but I probably won’t reply 💋
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Which post drank the most go go juice? @ us to crown it ultimate skeet supreme and let it be a beacon in the uncrowned death of all others
@axialagegamer.swifties.social
The apocalypse will be shitposted. Eat the oligarchs. Proudly anti-Elon since 2004. If I argue, I probably have a degree in it. 我用很多语言发帖：🇮🇩🇨🇳🇧🇷🇩🇪🇺🇸🇬🇷 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD7HaJWEPGaiF7EIxNLYQAzbJrKrOdbRa for serious learning
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Vagina and Soul a poem about Melancholy https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
Tell your pets I said hi. she/they recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social
Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
@blerrycat1.bsky.social
Madmother, ailurophile and bookworm 〰️💜〰️💠〰️⭐️〰️ Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
@dopestatistics.bsky.social
Statistic who does statistics She/her Discord: ask
@dell.bsky.social
Sr. writer @wired.com. w/ the @newsguild.org. privacy & national security + DOGE > Send tips via @signal.org ➜ dell.3030
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️🌈 pizza enthusiast always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
@ghostinaglass.bsky.social
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens 25 He/him 🏳️🌈
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@officeofsteve.bsky.social
You've been smooching with everybody The Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
@tobi-is-fab.bsky.social
Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery. She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer @popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi @captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
@johnlyon.bsky.social
Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
@ronsequitur.bsky.social
A fax machine is just a surprise printer. "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Reskeets mean I love you.
@daisy91.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@wafflecoffee.bsky.social
"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro polished turds: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm County Galway 🇮🇪
@mayornaise.bsky.social
Rarely seen, seldom heard from, exists nevertheless. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c
@traciebreaux.bsky.social
Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
@sirstrange87.bsky.social
Atlanta is home. Shit I said: ↓↓↓↓↓ Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaaku7swsdf3u New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaagbtyq3fzvi
@poutinesmoothie.bsky.social
*finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@garymuppet.bsky.social
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu
@qutzupalotl.bsky.social
Here to entertain the troops. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.
@lisabug.bsky.social
Welcome to LisaWorld | Pun Queen | Got Cake? | Cat Mom | Taken 💍 | San Francisco Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly my tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dyksjqh6i65siw2h6j7xhbtu/feed/aaajao4trlgl6