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I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”
@jeremydanner.bsky.social
Craft beer digital marketer & copywriter and lover of Kansas City, baseball, pibbles, music and athleisure wear. https://about.me/jeremy_danner
@wilwheaton.net
New York Times bestselling author and audiobook narrator. Host of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton Retired Starfleet officer. Husband, father, Traveler. Nazi punks fuck off.
@chriskamler.bsky.social
Author. Broadcaster. Cyberman. Announcer. Suckin on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. chriskamler.com 📍North Kansas City
@erininthemorning.com
Independent LGBTQ+ journalist, mom, D&D DM. Tips: http://ko-fi.com/erininthemorn // Booking & content: http://erinreedwrites.com // Venmo erin888 Subscribe to support my journalism and read my reporting at www.erininthemorning.com
@matthewmercer.bsky.social
Storyteller, VO Guy, Vincent Valentine, Minsc, Thirst Trap Ganondaddy, #TheLegendOfVoxMachina, CCO/DM of Critical Role. I’m always tired. He/Him.
@conradmcgorkin.bsky.social
° Bad Photo edits ° Built for speed, not quality ° Visual Storyteller ° Local Sports Media Shock Jock ° Pitched in relief of Dennis Leonard ° Traffic Reporter
@ginnydi.com
youtuber, cosplayer, tabletop gamer, singer ✖️ she/her ✖️ http://ginnydi.com ✖️ ginny@ginnydi.com for professional inquiries
@meagankenreck.bsky.social
I once dropped a Tarrasque on a God. Dungeons and Dragons Production Artist at Wizards of the Coast. Banner Art by Nikki Dawes. She/Her
@roll20.net
The easy-to-use virtual tabletop for D&D & more Connecting 15 million friends through RPGs Create your free account ➡️ https://app.roll20.net/create-account
@perfectorb.bsky.social
Mostly here to post Louie and mushrooms. He/him. Trans rights are human rights! Alt profile: pfp is a yellow sponged red bolete mushroom with sun and hillside in background. Banner is a heeler mix dog laying in the woods On Discord as perfectorb 🔞, MDNI
@crackedmirror.bsky.social
Verified Royals fan, life-long single mom who finally got married, RN, knitter, pro-choice, MST3K-obsessed, not a chef, not your girl, show me your dogs.
@hugh2d2.bsky.social
Ya know, I'm starting to find this whole planet very uninviting.
@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
Now that I’m here, where the fuck is Caillou? Top .005% Sugar Ray listener Go buy a car from Luke Hochevar at CarMax off of the 70/470 interchange in Independence #FreemanTurtlehead2028
@internethippo.bsky.social
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@1989swiftie.bsky.social
Avid hater of fascism & the patriarchy. Disobey, resist, and fight for democracy.
@handle.invalid
Leader of the Ankh-Morpork Posters' Guild. autistic. sorry for whatever I skeeted. she/her but you can also call me dude, bro, guy, idc. DON'T ASK US ABOUT: rocks troll's with sticks Mrs. Cake rains of spaniel's. chili. fog. Mrs. Cake
@rckchkhwk.bsky.social
Gingerbearded sports fan, comic loving, cursed D&D player, gamer, Black Lives Matter, Love is Love. He/Him. The intolerant left Fuck the gop Looking for a hookup (for Royals streaming) Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
@michaelengel.bsky.social
I like D&D and baseball and other nerdy stuff. Liberal in a red state. he/him/his
@runtimeerror.bsky.social
🇵🇭🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 they/them/siya sunny. angsty 50yo Autistic/ADHD/DLD. pin@y. genderqueer (agenderfluid), married ace/demi. eclectic and professional weirdo. i love to connect and make friends ❤️ stolen potawatomi land 🔻Ⓐ (skokie/chicago, illinois, imperial usa)