JD Vance's Couch
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@jeryzner.bsky.social
Art lover, books, politics ๐๐๐ Do Not Obey In Advance #TeamDemocracy #Opposition #DemValues #animalcaucus #BlueCrew #BlueStormFriends #DonksFriends
@rjc1084.bsky.social
Purpose driven leader & father committed to progression rather than regression. Special needs advocate, School Board candidate and #1 ranked Bracketologist Worldwide in 2024!
@thecatwritestoo.bsky.social
Educated Cat Lady | Neurodivergent | Reader of banned books | GenX | ๐ ally | she, hers | ๐pro-vax | pro-rights | ๐ | woke AF | recovering X user | I vet before I follow.
@sheltieluv.bsky.social
Animal Advocate, Vegan, Boomer & Lifelong Democrat from Minnesota. No DM's, please!
@ymfpa.bsky.social
Dem ๐ต in PA. Voted 4 herx2 ๐ Iโm scared but I will keep resisting! Gen-Xer. Wife. Mom to ๐โโ๏ธ& rescue๐ถ AAPI ๐ฏ๐ต ๐บ๐ธ Treehugger ๐ณ I love art, music (esp. Radiohead), nature, birds, cooking, thrifting, & books. Go Steelers ๐ค๐ ๐ซ MAGA, Porn, DMs, Crypto, GFM
@julieluvsruleoflaw.bsky.social
San Francisco native. Daughter/Sister of First Responders, Aunt/Sis to Air Force Veterans. Married. 37 years in media. Iโm with Canada ๐จ๐ฆ Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ Greenland ๐ฌ๐ฑ Proud and quietly loud liberal. Blocks MAGA without reply Ireland, may I retire there?
@ferl67.bsky.social
New Brunswick, Canada #Liberal #FBR #ResistanceUnited #DefendDemocracy #Feminist Secular #Humanist #BookWorm #ProChoice #BLM #LGBTQIA Ally. Proudly followed by Brooklyn Dad Defiant, Jon Cooper, Glenn Kirschner, Jack Hopkins, Heather Thomas.
@trish4democracy.bsky.social
Retired RN ER Trauma, ๐ซMaga, former Republican no DMs Activist for abortion healthcare, Women, LGBTQ+, Indigenous people, Latino rights, Black rights, All people are equal. I have MDA5 Dermatomyositis, a rare autoimmune Disease for the past decade.
@stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social
#RESIST! Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAFF. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social on here AND on T/XYZ. Retired TX RN. Navy vet. FUCK TRUSK & MUSKRAT!
@mlipsitt.bsky.social
๐๐Always Blue, Unapologetic advocate for children with disabilities, minorities, economically disadvantaged, animal rights and ALWAYS Civil Rights. In my very limited spare time I am a lifetime Broadway lover!
@mollygrub.bsky.social
I'm Democrat, liberal, pro-choice, father of an autistic son and a honor student daughter. MAGA is an egregore. Look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore
@thedanz.bsky.social
๐ถBorn in East LA๐ถ, Vote Blue, Live Life, be Nice, Tuck Frump, get Ur Azz Vaccinated๐๐, and Eat Tacos ๐ฎ ๐ฎ! No Dms๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Goodbye Twitterโฆ
@eden-bee.bsky.social
Imagine a world where freedom rings loud and proud, where truth prevails over lies, and where humanity stands together against tyranny. Our individual freedoms are intertwined with the fate of others globally. We cannot afford to be complacent. No DMs.
@committedtochange.bsky.social
๐ฉต๐ฆ Believer of fundamental human rights ๐ถ๐ผMother, ๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ผLover, ๐งฌScience believer and ๐ง Mental Health Advocate, ๐Aspiring Author and Politician. Letโs rebuild our country through education and community ๐ช๐ป No DMโs I wonโt respond
@erintruth.bsky.social
Retired teacher. ๐ Resister. I'm becoming more liberal with each new gray hair! ๐ No DMs please.
@diamaria5.bsky.social
Lifelong Dem ๐๐๐ Never Ever Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Trump!!!! Fuck Musk!!! Fuck Project 2025!!! Fuck the GOP!!! Fuck MAGA!!!! Pro Choice Diversity Rules๐๐๐ #IstandwithUkraine๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ #IstandwithCanada๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐น๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฒ๐ฝ
@dipipi.bsky.social
Blue, lawyer, dog servant, waiting for cat distribution system to come thru. Believed in the Constitution and the rule of law, had faith that good prevails over evil and that voters get things right most of the time. Hoping the past tense is wrong here.
@4ourposterity.bsky.social
WE need to write this next chapter. Rise up Reengage Resist. Dem party Chair & Educator. Owned by my dogs. ๐งก Sunsets Photography & Animals ๐ซ No DMs #BlueCrew๐ #Resistance #DefeatTheRegime #StrongerTogether #Persist #Resist #TheFierceUrgencyOfNow๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
@hawktales.bsky.social
Clearly, I must be wrong. Further, donโt take anything I say as financial advice. This is a social media account and should not be considered a source of news or useful information. I cannot afford a lawyer to provide a proper statement of how wrong I am.
@jenna828.bsky.social
๐ธ Music ๐ Politics โฎ๏ธ Peace ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ณ Recipes ๐ฝ GlutenFree โ๏ธ Coffee ๐งถ Crochet ๐ Nature ๐ธ Photography ๐จ Art ๐ฆ Animation ๐น Humor ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Ally ๐ซ DMs Ignored!
@bradthedad.bsky.social
Mensch, dad, foodie, movie nut, looking for humor and decency. NYC born and bred and working on my return. Widower living life to the fullest cause tomorrow is not guaranteed. I support human equality and LGBTQIA rights. BroadwayonaBudget.com
@brandonruth.bsky.social
Sports, Music, Life, & Humor ๐ AML Survivor & Fighter Rock Nโ Roller; Media Professional; SAR From the geocities and angelfire era Exclusive to Bluesky #Baltimore
@julia10of10.bsky.social
Counselor, educator and trainer by day, pro-democracy #resister all the f*cking time!!!! ๐ซ DMs, ๐ซ bitcoin/crypto. I block all porn/only fans accounts! This is not a dating site! #BlueCrew #3.14NOW #50501 #Fight
@steve-levine.com
Itโs all about the story. Data geek and storyteller. Into pop culture, music, sports, healthy eats, nature, pooch's, Terra chips. Self-made / #TempleMade ๐ฆ๐ #mrx #insights #accessibilty #BlueCrew ๐ ๐ฆ โก๏ธ https://steve-levine.com
@lauralight.bsky.social
โWhere you see wrong or inequality or injustice, speak out because this is your country. This is your democracy. Make it. Protect it. Pass it onโ โThurgood Marshall ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ Freedom, equality and justice are worth the fight!
@olszewskijc1891.bsky.social
Middle School Teacher, Proud Union Member, #SupportPublicEd, ๐NJ Blue Voter, #BlueCrew, ๐ ALLY, #GoodTrouble, #T1D Warrior, #standwithukraine
@googeliart.bsky.social
๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ - ๐`๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ค ๐ซNO MAGA - ๐ซNO OnlyFans ๐`๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐! #BLM #ProChoice #SlavaUkraine #FuckPutin #StrongerTogether ๐ Mention or RP doesn`t ALWAYS mean endorsement
@paullander.bsky.social
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
@blessedtoo.bsky.social
A very WOKE Smart Determined Democratic Libra who is โMad as Hell and NOT gonna take it anymore! ๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ซ-MAGA ๐ซDMs ๐ซ-BS
@bluebird4us.bsky.social
Politics & History ๐บ๐ธ Blue ๐ต in red state AL University of Alabama Music ๐ถ | Humor ๐คฃ Roll Tide | Wife, Mama, Mamaw ๐ฅฐ Vote๐Always | Just Be Kind |
@donadickinson.bsky.social
Democracy takes a team effort. Letโs save it together! Hereโs a linktree to resources: https://linktr.ee/timetorebel The natural world needs our help - create habitat for wildlife and plants. #HomegrownNationalPark No DMs, porn, crypto, $ requests
@wilkeyrd.bsky.social
NC resident. NC A&T State University alumni. Pro democracy, anti MAGA, anti Trump 1000%
@thegoldfishmind.bsky.social
Goldie is my muse, Khโymm is me She/Her LGBTQ+ BLM โLove is Loveโ May the Force be With You Donโt blame me, I voted for her Wifey @earcandy.bsky.social ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ โค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค #StarWars #Barbie #Comeonletshavefun
@cat1andcat2.bsky.social
๐ต blue dot in deep red ND. ๐ฑ cat lady, wife, angel momma. ๐ฉท was a counselor... now a clusterf*ck of rare chronic illnesses. ๐ skol.
@thedangerousones.com
Alternative, pro-democracy news & podcast network built by award-winning creators & veteran activists. ๐๏ธ Jim & Tiffany Drastic and Nick Knudsen โ๏ธ Hotline: 503-212-4600 (24/7) ๐บ Subscribe: youtube.com/@dangerousones โ๏ธ Substack: www.tealandorangereport.com
@bestone.bsky.social
A proud Canadian who is tired of Trumps bullying. We are not a 51st state!!! We are the resistance!!!
@martimac95.bsky.social
Inspirational speaker, internationally known author, expert on trauma resolution and addiction (SUD). Empowered survivor of HT, DV, IPV. Lover of democracy, nature, science, and protecting the environment. Relentless optimist. Lifelong Dem! I vote BLUE ๐๐ฆ
@cocrystalberry.bsky.social
๐บ๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฑโก๐๏ธ ๐Family Hubby mini Aussie ๐MSW ๐ธRocker๐คRobt Plant ๐ฆ 's Heart๐ทBlues๐นBallads ๐ปMtn.๐ชRkaBilly ๐ญAstronomy ๐งฌGenealogy๐OldReligion๐Golden Rule ๐ฃ #HdsOffSocSec #BKind #BLUECREW BLM +๐ally ๐ซ $$$/DMs/porn/Hate ๐ฆ๐ฌ WE WILL BE OK
@thebaracky.bsky.social
๐ฅ๐ฅPARODY PAGE๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ซ MAGA ๐ซ DMs ๐ซARGUING Iโm NOT the real Barack Obama. DISCLAIMER: Mostly humor and satire with some occasional serious stuff ๐
@jbluemusic.bsky.social
Music, plants, food Progressive. I post my music and write about #FoodSecurity and #ClimateCrisis and boost information on mobilizing for political action.
@karenstone64.bsky.social
โLibra~Hippy~Artist โฎ DeadHead โฎ Trying to find balance,justice, and beauty in all the ugliness ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ #BlueCrew ๐ฆโฎ๐ฆโฎ๐บ๐ฆโฎ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โฎ๐ฆ๐๐ฆโฎ #VoteBlue โฎ #MyBodyMyChoice โฎ โ๏ธ #ArrestTrump ๐ #Resister โฎ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ โฎ๏ธ FUCK ELON ๐ I cuss a lot.. and I'm fucking pissed โ๏ธโฎ โฎ โฎ
@barronwtramp.bsky.social
I give (snarky) updates of what goes on at our homes, mostly Melania Towers&Mom-A-Lago. Parody acct- I have to say this because I'll probably be arrested or shot. Please, if you think something is funny, SHARE it. We can laugh at crazy #together
@thehumanstrobe.bsky.social
I'm 45th generation Roman, but I don't know them or care. She/her // Jewish // Musician // Anarchist // Free Palestine // Trans rights // No Dms from randoms // speaks in tongues and sarcasm Scotland ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
@krassenstein.bsky.social
Journalists (Ed Krassenstein & Brian Krassenstein) - Fighting hate, lies and tackling conspiracy theories. IMPORTANT Substack Updates: http://krassencast.com
@mysterysolvent.bsky.social
Trump is a fuckface. Elon has never had a friend. Laughing at the GOP is therapeutic and healthier than rage. It turns out Republicans are terrible human beings, letโs vote them into retirement. Did I already say Trump is a fuckface?