uri5el
Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
@galaxyinfernocodes.bsky.social
Casual Updates On Life As A - ML Engineer ✅- Certified Cyber Security Expert ✅- Certified Coding Expert ✅- Tech Guru ✅- Software Developer ✅ https://sarahglasmacher.com
@dadmovie-dad.bsky.social
Hey Kids, Dad here. Every movie is a dad movie once I watch it, and if I can figure out this danged DVD player, there’s something to learn from each and every one of them. Follow me for movie wisdom.
@paradeocrap.bsky.social
“Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick” Primarily a writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes. UX Researcher. Drone Videographer. GO STEELERS!
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@poutinesmoothie.bsky.social
*finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk Please email me ghost facts: [email protected]
@dakall.bsky.social
My life coach benched me Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
@sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
Horrors and hot dogs. (she/they) Latest https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq Random https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin • pfp: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social •
@miseryhighlight.bsky.social
like you, but me-er. The latest thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls The most “liked”: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
@adamurb.bsky.social
Mwahahaha…ha? Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
human person bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
@misssassypants.bsky.social
You can't smash the button fast enough to escape me | https://linktr.ee/misssassy_pants
@caseyjack.bsky.social
I love three things above all else: 1. Jill 2. Our dogs 3. Falling asleep to Bob’s Burgers
@buffalojilll.bsky.social
33. Buffalover living in CO. Hozier devotee. If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.
@skedaddle74.bsky.social
▪️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:go4b7zduspvcwyxjf7p2lu5j/feed/aaadxzvpeukjk 💗my main squeeze: @qwertying.bsky.social
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life empanadapath more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@frowniegirl.bsky.social
Midwest seeker of grail fountain pens & Christ in the every day. Living a custom-made curriculum designed for the development of my higher self, the journey where the unconventional meets the sacred. Tell me: what made you laugh, cry or think today?
@sarcasticmom69.bsky.social
I'm socially awkward. Becoming more introverted each day. Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it. Did not vote for that motherfucker. Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷. Flirty, dirty, and vulgar, but not interested. More 🚩🚩than a circus, but loved anyway.
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face ? future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
@lasassypants.bsky.social
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
@derek.foggyfield.org
Progressive, Skeptic, Charitable Soul, Ally, Geek, Advocate for Positive Change. Pretty OK guy. Opinions probably my own. He/Him. 100% AI-free posts. Don't Click Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:twki3zdekb6exuzig7c2ajpy/feed/aaak32hfj6y44
@motelporn.bsky.social
she/her/mom • cis/bi • lmt • sfw • sahm • fuck MS • 2-stars: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
@identityxcrisis.bsky.social
Please don’t parade on my rain. he/it/bag of dirty sox This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g <see “Feeds” for more options> That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis {avi: rubber duck on asphalt}
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima
@brandomonium.bsky.social
That one dude that says things and stuff My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
@elodiemae.bsky.social
music lover 🎶 stargazer ✨ tree hugger 🌲 river rat 🛶 breast cancer survivor 💓 “always a bit of hostility” 💙 PDX PNW
@416sunshine.bsky.social
Happy introvert - presents as an extrovert. Terrified about 2nd Trump term! 2 incredible kids & 2 parents with dementia. Trying to keep my sanity, find patience & grace. Just keep smiling & laughing #dementiaSucks #SunshineHeals 🚫 DMs unless you’re Mar🐪
@justmeturtle.bsky.social
I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie. Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it: (Even if you don’t click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:csulujwx5w4dopyiqe3fhka4/feed/aaajw6vp7g4dw
@momsoverhere.bsky.social
Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
@lockwilford.com
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My art: lockwilford.com
@admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o