Simulflow 🇨🇦 🐀
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
professional dad. sometimes artist. mostly dad. there's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't be the treasurer. it turns out that there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury, though.
@davidwengrow.bsky.social
Professor of Comparative Archaeology, UCL | Author, New York Times bestseller #TheDawnOfEverything, w. David Graeber | currently working on a sequel
@cinema-diorama.bsky.social
Land of 10,000 Lakes. Copywriter. Not much to write home about. https://boxd.it/3ZPn1
@kimbermahree.bsky.social
Life long member of the Clitterati 🦂♏️ Chilling at the intersection of deep thoughts and drunken antics. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@gojirademonstah.bsky.social
Huitzilopochtli disciple. Wookian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler. My better half (check out her artwork!) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bhhv7dq2kbaogwnbafg5eyvq
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁ 🔥 ignis et lapis 🪨 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
@betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
@solitudex.bsky.social
~Déjà vu of pretty nightmares Drowning in the sea of TIME... »Cyber soul crossing Space & Time X Solitude ∞ ⚛ ∞ Popular Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlywvc252kvz4hc4j24jhwh2/feed/aaafppi6bc52m
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home now
@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoqkhmty6ie
@ru12bseen.com
wfh ninja, cat slave, leftist, enby, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic, Nikon Z8 six shooter. Lern’n everyday. Potatoes are my religion. Trying to decide which complex issue I’d like to take an absurdly reductionist view of today.
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I am not here for serious medical or psychological advice.
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@deviwestside.bsky.social
Time flies when you're living in crisis Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy Persistent Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
@tickystacky.bsky.social
Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️ How do YOU flamingo? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaamnliwe64w4
@billypilgrim26.bsky.social
"We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should." Kurt Vonnegut
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@augustagoose.bsky.social
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape I get my news elsewhere. Best-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaakjdvcgn636 New-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaah66uljnpmg
@thatsnotamber.bsky.social
I wrote a really funny intro and accidentally didn't save it. I didn't want to leave this part blank.
@msnis.bsky.social
Pronouns: She/her Mazzstars: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
@hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social
aaaa battery (aroace agender autist 💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜) any pronouns/pronoun indifferent 22 Most posts EN, sometimes ES Love me a good bad joke
@stinkythinktank.bsky.social
Yep, it's me. Same asshole, different app. Same jokes, same bits, same waste-of-time. All Ben Affleck movies are Get-Away-From-Ben-Affleck movies, really.
@octopithy.bsky.social
Masshole. GenX. Drummer. Bon Vivant. Solitarian. Ornithophobe. Unverifiable. All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O
@shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
@saxsquatch.bsky.social
Notary Private ¤ I don't want to play in your pit orch ¤ saxsquatch@saxsquatch.net ¤ Photo by Edwin.Ess on Insta
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
@emmabolden.bsky.social
Just trying to put words together. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16), Maleficae (Gen Pop Books, 13).
@ovaryaction.bsky.social
33. Tired. Lawyer. Antifa. ND. Pan. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring misandrist. I laugh at my own jokes. 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 IG: sanghmitra_s Twitter: bripping_talls Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
Taking care of my chickens and my mentals #BillsMafia Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
@ccruns.bsky.social
I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
@mydmac.bsky.social
Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
@westcoasttoast.bsky.social
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with 🇺🇦 Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@verucas-alt.bsky.social
New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
@amandabf.bsky.social
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her. Oh...and Rammstein! 🤘 #AEW #ROH
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
Reluctant Michigander. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
@knorg.bsky.social
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
@potshopboy.bsky.social
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
@instantghosts.bsky.social
Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta https://www.bourbonpenn.com/issue/33 Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw