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Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts

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@sorrowscopes.bsky.social

Things are terrible (we follow our contributors)

@im-all-id.me

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@iamspacegirl.bsky.social

Not exactly nailing it.

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