Uncle Kermit
Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
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@kn3rds.bsky.social
Welcome: Nerds, artists, weirdos and rejects Unwelcome: News, sports, “culture writers” (??) and authors of books with titles like “How <blah> changed the American landscape” or etc I do not have a linktree because I am not a friggin dork.
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
I’ve made my whole personality my whole personality. Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. imperfect ally 🏳️⚧️ 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69 𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh 🔗 robertmanchild.com
@vodkamuse.bsky.social
Same girl, different platform. I used to be funny, now I’m medicated. Bipolar with daddy issues. Peanut butter M&M’s are life. Mental health advocate. Warning: You will be offended.
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
Same Jess, different app. All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Laugh because we must survive 2011 Twinkie disappearance Survivor. Autistic. 🚫H8. Proud scar wearer. Widow. Elle Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted .. Silliness,Nah My stuff👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
@hormonella.bsky.social
My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill
@mayornaise.bsky.social
Rarely seen, seldom heard from, exists nevertheless. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase writer/editor at The Beaverton she/her | Vancouver B.C. Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/ Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w4omt4th54l6kul2nc7orbil/feed/aaab44jnupudu
@simplybkuz.bsky.social
Atheistic childless cat lady, book lover, professional pervert and general ne'er-do-well. My superpower is not giving a shit whether you follow me back or not. Please tell your pets I love them. 😽
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it. Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her Twitter: HighlyIngenious
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@sundaedivine.bsky.social
Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. DC native.
@mrsfitz.bsky.social
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@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@onlinegirlfriend.bsky.social
not smart 18+ please $lotionwiz your least favorite she/they
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Father Tim comes for you all. Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK 🌈🏳️⚧️
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@kittykorner.bsky.social
There is no rhyme or reason here, it’s all just the random thoughts of my neurospicy Gemini brain. You’re welcome😘 Interests include but not limited to✨ art, music, lotr, being a mother, Prez Obama, rocks, trees and sarcasm Ps: climate change is real 😘
@miasmahospital.bsky.social
Health scare for all. Admission Prevention service with Terminal Discharge. Think you might be dying, we can help. Affiliated with all good undertakers. If you were in any doubt this is a Parody health care provider!
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@maidofbeans.bsky.social
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g “Top” posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@knorg.bsky.social
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh. future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
@chitomancer.bsky.social
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social
Scottish. Dancer. Voice actor. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh🏴 (All photos my own) My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@firebrand3.bsky.social
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man $5 https://cash.app/$Shannanegans76 Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
@titsonthebarbie.bsky.social
I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺 My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
@aoc.bsky.social
Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible. ocasiocortez.com