SmartassChef
Beverage enthusiast, raconteur, chef. Culinarily promiscuous. Come for the food. Stay for the snark and smartassery.
@doomsmoker.bsky.social
loaded forever. righteously stoned. @leonardoaquino.bsky.social
@peebeauxsmom.bsky.social
I prefer my timeline to evolve and grow organically so don't tell me who to follow. I vet followers HARD. I don't care about numbers. I'm here for friendly engagement and discourse. Play nice.
@kalki.bsky.social
Klearly, korrect https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hnrqdb6dkfhtszott6kr6mpi/feed/aaaotqegjc5dq
@chefelicious.bsky.social
Retired Detroit Chef. Vegetarian 38 yrs,❤️ 🌯🍕, bad at yoga, occasionally hilarious🙄🇦🇲🇺🇸♐ Same @ - Instagram, Twitter & TikTok
@benigma2017.bsky.social
Anger is an energy He/him Green Party Distance runner. I run one marathon a month. I was the 139,519th account on Bluesky.
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social
Scottish. Dancer. Voice actor. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh🏴 (All photos my own) My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@flashytaser.bsky.social
I am 👉🏼a real human 📝 🚫Not a bot and not Keanu Reeves🤣 Just say no to the illuminati scams. https://www.instagram.com/s0larck?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
@vodkula.bsky.social
🌊🌊💥💥 @oops@mindly.social P▫️I▫️Z▫️Z▫️A IN BIO 🍕 My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanxcoin72me
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Regina George liberal Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@ordinaryalso.bsky.social
Protect immigrants 36 he/him Florida https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
@thesarahfader.bsky.social
She/they Writer, cat mom, human mom. Seen in The NYT and The Washington Post. Co-Founder of Stigma Fighters. Anxious and ADHD AF. #ThisIsWhatAnxietyFeelsLike creator. www.sarahfader.com
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
I’ve made my whole personality my whole personality. Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@jademunkii.bsky.social
a mix between dorky dragon and murdery monkey • trial featuring many errors • dateline enthusiast my sweet & sour skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mgf4y7nzwjhbanyyfqze5qxg/feed/aaaciqfsyjkbm
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
@bstylin.bsky.social
Idk. Who are any of us ya know? She/her. 🏳️🌈 Single toddler mom. Chemistry/Physics teacher. Gamer. My sweet skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gzjpai36wtec7t5kxfiqotdh/feed/aaacpgjik3jsg
@trashbuffet.bsky.social
If anyone ever posts something useful here please alert the authorities on my behalf.
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social
Humor|🤘🏻 Gen X | 🥾 Nature is my therapy | 🐾 Animal lover | 🌞 LA | Kindness matters | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
@nowimhere.bsky.social
Belgian beer drinkin bong wielding Earth Mother/Nanny/Milliner/Crafter of stuff BoobCancer&Pokémon slayer.
@devindonuts.bsky.social
I read to cope with the horrors. My dog is pretty rad. Get in good trouble 🫡
@countmackula.bsky.social
mostly professional and somewhat scholarly Reading material: Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sx4i6qjgrnm5zmemixqjlot6/feed/aaacrpvf7vrta New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sx4i6qjgrnm5zmemixqjlot6/feed/aaapfhilmuiia
@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social
Info on a “need to know” basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
@dafloydsta.bsky.social
Save Ferris My Floydian Trips: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u72gvobpoz3i7mig6r5gb2pk/feed/aaaefdon3z2yy
@secret-squirrel.bsky.social
Consultant. Dabbling with the Army on the weekends. Philly Sports. Bourbon Enthusiast.
@rcmhere.bsky.social
Mom, Survivor, Sagittarius, Florida Loving, Compassionate, Honest, Loyal, Inquisitive, Learning Every Day Please no DMs until I get to know you. I will unfollow otherwise.
@leftarm.bsky.social
Not a Mongoose. But sometimes I wish I were. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bi25anyl256iw2rfq7pvfm2n/feed/aaanypfrl7qak
@samerealwoman.bsky.social
I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==
@riley1701.bsky.social
Fellow Twitter refugee, generally grumpy, Artist, dog lover & avid book reader.
@mermaidxiled.bsky.social
2xbrain cancer survivor, Animal Behaviorist, Passionate abt friends,family&animal care! I’m not sweet,I’m kind&my kindness has limits! What U see is who I am,my attitude is all U! Haters get Blocked! I #BackTheBlue🚔🚒
@hmm.pics
weird pictures with weird (and relevant) alt text. operated by a human, not a secret crypto bro or whatever. she/her 🏳️⚧️ ♿ 🪬 Profile: a marble statue with an exasperated expression being shown presumably distressing content on an iPhone
@salfromcal.bsky.social
meat computer. GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS #199,923
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
@beautifulmemes.bsky.social
@pernicketypanda.bsky.social
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. https://twittergamesblog.wordpress.com/
@memesarchive.bsky.social
memes here? call it shitposting, this is not even a funny account, but welcome anyway. clothing design: @misfit99.bsky.social
@melodramaticatbest.bsky.social
Blah blah blah! That's me... a yapper. 18+ please 👻 Paranormal Princess 🖤 Hopeless Romantic 📚 Book Girly 🧶 Crocheter 👣 Cute Feet