Sean Perlmutter
Host of Lovers Know Best. 💃🏻🕺🏻Partner at Pivotal Twist.🌪️ Knicks and Warriors 🏀 Psychedelic music 🎧 Gimme de offbeat 🧲🤠
@smooheed.bsky.social
Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
I invented the internet See mah tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
I’d like to think my abdomen could stop a cannonball https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@maryscottoconnor.com
Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right Writer/Actress Sober 11/96 Born '68 https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/ READ MY ALT TEXT. Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapyvmyaglxw Faites ce que vous voulez.␚
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Regina George liberal Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@murrman5.bsky.social
https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
~* Jewish American Disney Princess *~ I’m from N-E-W Jerz
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨🇨🇦 Toronto, ON
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets, fresh from the source. He/him/them Banner: Achewood comic that says "Ray, I am dead serious, fucked Garfield" my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
@arfmeasures.bsky.social
I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
ISO 13485 Certified Favstar: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:np2qjm35nzxvtznrfofxhwr6/feed/aaakwwknht56y
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
@sundaedivine.bsky.social
Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. DC native.
@scalzi.com
I enjoy pie. Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
@courtneyleckeyb.bsky.social
Screenwriter and educator crafting witty, raw, female-driven tales—from Gilded Age explorers to modern moms—revealing truths with humor and heart. Currently studying screenwriting at UCLA's School of Theater, Film, and Television.
@greysonwyatt.bsky.social
aspiring failed screenwriter. filmmaker. horror movies and puns ATL LA Linktr.ee/greysonwyatt
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@dhspain.bsky.social
Screenwriter, fledgling director, and horror enthusiast. I unintentionally make cameos in things I wrote.
@owencoops.bsky.social
Social Producer Editor at Channel 4. Comedy writer. One half of LittleSlugComedy on TikTok & Instagram
@andy.baio.net
The poster formerly known as "waxpancake". I make @Waxy.org and @xoxofest.com. Also: Skittish, Upcoming, Supercut, Playfic, Kind of Bloop. Helped build Kickstarter. WWW: https://waxy.org Mastodon: https://xoxo.zone/@andybaio
@ariellejohncox.bsky.social
Head of Marketing, Balsamiq | founder, AKJ Studio (marketing advising/coaching) | campus engagement, Clean Creatives.
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
@mr-write.bsky.social
“I’m just tired, boss.” @wholefist_doc / Happy Curmudgeon on the former bird platform. Philly sports fan & blue dot living in a southern red state. Time-tested Deadhead.
@ihateshaun.bsky.social
Thank God. Trying to get better at trying new things. My life revolves around New York Knicks basketball.
@kim-dibby-dib-do.bsky.social
Hi! Why think outside the box when you can be tipsy on top of it?
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
Actor comedian broadcaster & recovering cynic. SiriusXM #127 M-F JohnFugelsang.com - our free daily podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-john-fugelsang-podcast/id1464094232