Canadian Bacon
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
@maxenurse.bsky.social
Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside! Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social 8/1/25
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@marievenn.bsky.social
Just a nerdy girl in Canada. 🇨🇦 🩷💛🩵 36•Anime•Video Games•Books•Chronically ill•
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.
@dcpeters.bsky.social
Former Kiwi now living in Darwin, Australia. Socially awkward road rager.
@gypsican.bsky.social
I’m just vibing over here. 👽🍄😚💨🎮🌳🐾 Odds are, I’m jokin. DMs are open bc ppl @ me anyways so why not. Don’t expect a timely response and we’ll get along great.
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@thatsassynerd.com
Ꮺ Sarah ┆ 31 ๋࣭ ⭑ she/her ≽^•⩊•^≼ જ⁀➴ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ ೀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ೀ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏꜱᴘɪᴄʏ ➶ ❁۪ ｡˚ ✧ @wowzitzmarc.bsky.social .ᐟ ₊˚⊹ ᰔ https://linktr.ee/thatsassynerd
@chemistcarrie.bsky.social
It's not about having someone to love me anymore This is the experience of being an American whore -Lana Del Rey, A&W
@countjess.bsky.social
did i edit the pockets of my jeans? no, yes, i forgot. my name is_ jessica fleet.
@quaaludescreams.bsky.social
Spinster. I don’t do drugs. My amazing writings for your reading pleasure: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cssqowlpkreu5gujtm3v7mmz/feed/aaait4ldmkcs2
@ayankdownunder.com
NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Formerly twatter's OG @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Brain eggs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️🌈 pizza enthusiast always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
@octopithy.bsky.social
Masshole. GenX. Drummer. Bon Vivant. Solitarian. Ornithophobe. Unverifiable. All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O
@numnuts.bsky.social
We forgot how to laugh. Let's see if together we can remember again. I follow back. Phillies fan!
@tess17.bsky.social
Critical Thinking•Science•Anti-Theist⚛️ B.Sc.MZool | Proud Mother to a Beautiful Indigenous Trans Daughter🏳️⚧️| Sister of Fallen Soldier | Horror Fan | New Yorker who landed in Oz 🚩DM inappropriate shit & I’ll post it publicly
@thecolbertson.bsky.social
Go on without, me, I’ll catch up in five minutes. A certified idiot. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ob6qrzad6m567hf63j3lqrwz/feed/aaaayyv6djtee
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
@i.n33d.coffee
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
@quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
i don't blame you (yes i do) mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaaov5bpxf23q alt pfp: starfish on a beach that looks like it’s leaping over something. alt bgp: close up on a tree in winter, bare branches sprawling
@blisskissed.bsky.social
Nurse by day, salty sweet broad by night. Writer on the down low, but reading makes me high. Funny sometimes, always with a delectable madness. Isn’t it ironic?
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
I’m the dog you met at that party a shotgun shack ⚜️ my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm One Dog’s Lost and Found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
@kmillz.lol
not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy
@willshortzstanacct.bsky.social
goofball. therapist. thespian troupe survivor. has 5 kids in the Non-Trad Cath way.
@raesalittlehell.bsky.social
Lighting up a room in anticipation Of my appearance on dateline Some bullshit I shared: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabixd24jlsu
@benboven.bsky.social
I write romantic comedies and apocalypse stories featuring the tiny house lifestyle, like this one: The Third Apocalypse: Together At The End: Book One https://a.co/d/ipDSk7j
@sophamir.bsky.social
she/her • 32 • deeply unserious 🫶 unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
@pogue.omg.lol
Bluesky's pre-eminent cowboy frog. Just here to have fun & make jokes. (Frog-he/Frog-him) FOLLOW BACK REQUESTS PLS READ + Contacts 👇 https://pogue.start.page https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect. My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
@klaybourne.bsky.social
Much swearing 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱🃏💚☮️🎹🎸🤓 I’m almost out of emojis.
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
@beavercartographer.bsky.social
Starve the Zombies Post your brains Latest brains: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, game runner, and movie buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed)