John Lyon
Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me ⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
@qwertying.bsky.social
I write my own off-brand of jokes. Sometimes even reply with an snarky comment. ♥️ @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🍄 Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
@winemummy.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite wine mom Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
@harpy.party
she/her 18+ venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre
@chairmanwow.bsky.social
Writer. Recovering comedian. Nazi puncher. Army vet. Subject of the Virginia Planters Society. He/ Him
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@ghostinaglass.bsky.social
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens 25 He/him 🏳️🌈
@danaqorson.bsky.social
Very Important PA for film and TV , Midwestern Los Angeles dweller, gold star yapper - she/her
@tellumsiege.bsky.social
There’s a special-divide between me and people who finish BG3 in under 40 hours. I can’t shower without slow twirling and belting the theme to Dawson’s Creek. I’m banned from three gyms because of it. Working on my fourth. AEW/NBA/NHL/Jokes are my jam.
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
Same Jess, different app. All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me. Jo Bro Ho. Fall in love with me under the disco shark. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4jhtcd275ikpucwarol6hll6/feed/aaacxnpcj52bg Onlyfans.com/jennslowpez
@mre.bsky.social
Philly burbs, 45, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, #yachtrock aficionado, and Oxford Comma fan. sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜 my feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qmccldldcrhyp6vw632onua/feed/aaaezmdialhhk
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
@burnthair.bsky.social
imbecile. https://bsky.app/profile/burnthair.bsky.social/search?q=idea
@greegreehoist.bsky.social
Here for the respectful lols I will never post pictures of Our Vainglorious Leader, I don't need that bad juju She/her
@bugay.bsky.social
properly rated he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
@wafflecoffee.bsky.social
"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro polished turds: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm County Galway 🇮🇪
@jedistark.bsky.social
The world is chaos, be kind Stand with 🇵🇸 , 🇺🇦 , 🇲🇽, 🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️ & NATO lvl 53, cis male Pluviophile User # 502,024 My Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pzsxocxkxe7jaxcmmjgsppm3/feed/aaaeckv4i7r5i
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Contributor: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@littlegiinge.bsky.social
Peace & Love. Coffee ✿ Skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdtmg4tc476xhkkvcrhmoewx/feed/aaaffztp6wx6w
@augustagoose.bsky.social
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape I get my news elsewhere. Best-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaakjdvcgn636 New-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaah66uljnpmg
@ayankdownunder.com
NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Formerly twatter's OG @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Brain eggs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
Elegant couch ornament. Makes words sometimes Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
@forevercheeky.bsky.social
Gen X. Reader of fiction, editor by trade. Maga intolerant. My posts are only half truths, duh.
@askatewouldhaveit.com
Shopping editor, silk pillowcase user, Fresca aficionado, Oxford comma elitist. I haven’t seen Pulp Fiction. Please stop asking. Socially, I’m here📍 bit.ly/askatewouldhaveit My Memoirs🫱 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebyy25rvm4tkzn2mmoqtixci/feed/aaad5i3med2t4
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper, which when you pass, causes your child to hug you a little closer My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Rage, rage against the lying of the right. Nicer than Betty Monroe had. Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, uncle. Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
@adamkingxv.bsky.social
Skeets Delicately Calibrated To Astonish Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz
@flamingomcflurry.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. 🇬🇧🇪🇬
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
@michaelastackpole.bsky.social
Award-winning writer and game designer. Author of the New York Times bestselling Rogue Squadron and I, Jedi (among 60+ others). https://linktr.ee/michaelastackpole
@andee-stewart.bsky.social
Football fanatic and hopeless romantic 🏈🩷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mb5zgkkkhvvq3rrjv3i6zb2/feed/aaal2irpyy4wy
@j-curtis.bsky.social
I like a lot of things, I dislike things. From my Canadian Prairie home. Nêhiyaw/Môniyâw. Treaty 6 Territory https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7rovswss45cxmiwg3xznr3s/feed/aaahy2i5onlje
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
extremely normal extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
@slack2thefuture.bsky.social
TV Writer - Person of Interest, Law & Order, Teen Titans, Jackie Chan Adventures, etc. Proud WGA Member. Pro-Democracy. Anti-Evil.
@klaybourne.bsky.social
Much swearing 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱🃏💚☮️🎹🎸🤓 I’m almost out of emojis.