Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑
Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery.
She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom
Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer
@popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi
@captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
@autismsupsoc.bsky.social
🌟Inviting everyone down the Rabbit Hole. Explores Autism, AuDHD, Neurodivergence, Media, Cats, and other random stuff #ActuallyAutistic #LGBTQ+ #Pluralgang 🐈🐙
@ayankdownunder.com
NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Formerly twatter's OG @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Brain eggs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
@edappleby.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, Cat Dad, NOT three raccoons in a trench coat 🧥 Repped by Ascension Talent
@moxology.net
It’s not enough to “Resist Fascism” We need to tear it apart. ••••• 🔥Firebreak Movement🔥 ••••• Moxology.net (Updates coming!) ••••• ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 #Resist #Revolt #Revoke #Rebuild ••••• Class War > Culture War ••••• 🖤💜💙
@ruhruhrandy.bsky.social
Tottenham supporter. Gamer. Magic the Gathering veteran. Professional baker. Unprofessional internet comedian. Twitter refugee.
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia 🇦🇺👇 https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
@danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. Thinking about financing a waterbed.
@terryleefradet.bsky.social
Dad, actor, writer, painter. #Sag/Aftra, 💙 🚫project2025 Los Angeles.
@joenewberry.bsky.social
Banjo. Guitar. Songs. Sings. Recording Academy Coffee Diem JN on Patreon http://www.patreon.com/joenewberry
@simplybkuz.bsky.social
Atheistic childless cat lady, book lover, professional pervert and general ne'er-do-well. My superpower is not giving a shit whether you follow me back or not. Please tell your pets I love them. 😽
@ianfortey.bsky.social
🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter. Formerly of Cracked and College Humor. Writer of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Here's my books, you beautiful buggers - https://books2read.com/b/werecage
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
Elegant couch ornament. Makes words sometimes Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
@firebrand3.bsky.social
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
@petestaiano.com
never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. dunce society for life. #twinja 🇵🇸
@youcallmedrunk.bsky.social
Tall, tired, queer, autistic. Dog parent, cat parent, step-parent, fiance, student, aspiring author, word appreciator, animal lover. St. Louis. They/Them ☮️❤️🐕
@noirnuit.bsky.social
Teacher looking for good trouble 👀❤️🔥💋 My politics = nipples, equal pay, Robespierre, and animal rights. I ❤️ a good Tush Push. Sorry, I don’t usually DM. I follow back all cat dads 🐈⬛
@lovekat41.bsky.social
Pro-democracy🧡Anti-fascist🧡She/Her 🧡Animal lover🧡🟰rights 🧡🇺🇸🇺🇦🟦♿️ Feminist/🐾🐶Lady🧡LBGTQ+ friendly🌍🌏🌎PEACE 🚫DMs 🚫Crypto🚫MAGA🚫BOTS 🚫Genocide🚫Cults #Resist #BlueResisters #StrongerTogether I follow back, but block if you don’t have a bio or posts.
@dolldownthehall.bsky.social
Not the girl next door. I can’t even, but I odd very well. Cheap wig enthusiast. Miss block ya if you’re nasty
@scottcrates.bsky.social
Soros-funded Twitter refugee prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.
@distinguishedbison.bsky.social
@officeofsteve.bsky.social
You've been smooching with everybody The Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46
@anoncompliment.bsky.social
If you remember the anonymous compliment game from Twitter it's back, in Bluesky form! It's really easy. All you have to do is send this account a DM (they'll be open to everyone when it's active) I'll tag that person with a screenshot of said compliment!
@mikerastiello.com
Music. Whiskey. Dogs. Despair. He/Him 🏳️🌈 ✊🏻 🏳️⚧️ Austin, TX https://mike.fail
@ycdtosm.bsky.social
░C░R░E░A░M░P░I░E░ ░I░N░ ░L░I░N░K░ I'll follow you back after you like a post! https://giphy.com/channel/brettbutlerisok Just the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hqk5ndycoqsvcrrddnai2nda/feed/aaaeab5oaexoa
@docbuglove.smokefleet.net
Just some guy that says stuff people are probably thinking! (and some of you should be ashamed) Interositor Specialist at http://twitch.tv/thedeadpullshow http://twitch.tv/docbuglove From The Home Office in Muncie Indiana! #SmokeFleet #BlueCrew #NAFO
@haadley.bsky.social
Horror movie critic | Professional napper | I was cooler in middle school | 🔵 Blue dot in Iowa 🔵 ✨Treat Others the Way You Want to Be Treated
@ecomethius.bsky.social
Aerospace engineer & clean energy engineer. German-Jewish & Egyptian-Canadian. Anti-fascist & rugby referee. Lifetime ban from LinkedIn. Living on the unceded territory of the Musqeum, the Squamish, and the Tsleil-Waututh First Nations. She/they
@jsnoles.bsky.social
FSU, Steelers, Rays, Arsenal, beer, vintage VWs, restaurateur, sarcasm (maybe cynicism), American.
@qbruby.bsky.social
Don't look to me for life advice, I thought 4 children in 5 years was a sensible decision
@oldsoulprose.bsky.social
Expensive. Difficult. Talks back. Probably swearing at Excel. Future HHS director. #Nightingale
@batronyx.bsky.social
Everything is going to be ok, just maybe not today| http://Batronyx.com | @Batronyx@mastodon.social | he/him/ | @SMBPlays Blue team! And Red team! = Purple?| A recent interest in actually 'creating/writing' comedy | Zines | 3D | Art | Gaming | #oponaemi
@salsabeard.bsky.social
I don’t know anything and I don’t know whats going on. It’s better this way.
@verucas-alt.bsky.social
New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
@pinkboots.bsky.social
Ex-reporter turned comms pro. Wife, mom of 3 teen boys. Jersey girl. Proud Democrat ❤️💙❤️Refugee from the Great Twitter/Xodus of 2024. Usually found on a hiking trail somewhere in the Northeast 🥾💓. #BlueCrew #HarrisWalz2024 🌊💙🇺🇸💪 #Resistance 🦋 #OptOutside
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Cashapp: https://cash.app/$paycricketmoney Venmo: https://venmo.com/crankycricket my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6
@somedankinmycup.bsky.social
He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not OJ’s son why would you ask that?
@i-am-brody.bsky.social
I live an amazing life…….. then I wake up. Proud Liberal Progressive. Twitter Refugee. Walz is my Guv. Trump is total Scum. #BlueCrew 💙 #OnlyLove 💙 🚫MAGA 🚫Porn🚫Crypto🚫DMs🚫GoFundMe
@robertvinson.bsky.social
§ “Above all Christians are not allowed to correct by violence sinful wrongdoings.” https://prayerandpolitiks.org/articles-essays-sermons/early-church-fathers-on-refusal-of-the-sword/
@jeremyslade6.bsky.social
Politically Disgusted Dual 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Ojib, 80’s lover. Decorum & composure advocate but, like holy fuck America?? Coulda been the Willie Nelson, Coulda been the wine…IYKYK
@escapingorange.bsky.social
Apparently America is having some kind of midlife crisis; been on a hot mess bender and needs to get her shit together. I've been with America for 50+ years but now I'm seeing other countries. Gen X. Swiftie. Bitch/Bitches. Adios Argentina, next stop UK!
@bakingfool.bsky.social
I'm a life-long Democrat, wife, mom to 2 humans and 1 ornery cat, Grammy to 4. Old as dirt but still able to cook and bake for my family - the joys of my life. Love my country and can't bear to see it abused.