Fathering Plato but over here

@birdiehansen.bsky.social

Oh no, now I have to block you here, too.

@pennymarie.bsky.social

@unquixoticq.bsky.social

They/them. Taciturn by nature. Tilting at windmills. Agender, Asexual, Amazing 🎉 Occasionally 18+, when I'm not talking about soccer.

@kcjeff.bsky.social

Dog walker, home cook, Bicycler

@mattaphor1.bsky.social

@akgarcia331.bsky.social

Marketer | Recovering Frequent Tweeter | #KC Enthusiast | Yoga Teacher | Soccer fan | GIF aficionado | Champs Drink Champs 🍾

@jeffisageek.bsky.social

I'm here now

@jodidanziger.bsky.social

Realtor. Head Bitch in charge at law office. Westie mom. St. Louis native. KU grad. Auntie to all. Concert lover.

@godogsgo.bsky.social

I do not like your hat. German Lager > any IPA. All KC stuff.

@mccoy16.bsky.social

I’m pretty ok.

@fattyscott.bsky.social

@johnnyoptimist.bsky.social

he/him Looking for a snaz-tastic vintage cookie jar? Have I got the place for you! Head on over to www.MacOlith.com and look at all the jars, then ask me about pricing/availability.

@orbislame.bsky.social

I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”

@rabidcadaver.bsky.social

Father to two, video gamer, ttrpgs, board and card games, professional server monkey.

@asholeyadams.bsky.social

The most annoying person you’ve ever met

@mrcrouton.bsky.social

Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❤️🥨

@feral-housewife.bsky.social

I am probably at home baking, baked like a cake, or being a mayhem menace or something. Kind of like Amelia Bedelia actually turned homemaker. ⛥ I am a predator posing as a house pet. ⛥ Married & monogamous; mom. Queen of the ruins.

@freshmattyp.bsky.social

Built for comfort, not for speed.

@chuckassplanet.bsky.social

geniuses are never respected in their lifetime.

@teresamaly.bsky.social

I am still three raccoons in a trenchcoat.

@rosieinks.bsky.social

Retired. Love KU Basketball, KC Chiefs, KC Royals and jigsaw puzzles.

@sincerelyhannah.bsky.social

“Corporate storyteller writing fairytales about the free market.”

@aceapplebees.bsky.social

I live in Oregon now. Picture Taker. Classic Rock Trap Queen. He/Him.

@quecmo.bsky.social

Nationally Recognized Jason Lee Super Fan KC born and raised (Technically Greenwood but close enough) Formerly @quecmo and @WTFRoyals on the dead bird site

@psaprez.bsky.social

Graphic Artist, Embroiderer of hats, Husband, Father, Gamer, Geek, Friend. All in all.. just an average guy! www.PSAInk.com https://linktr.ee/psaprez Avi by @chrisuminga.bsky.social

@hogdini.bsky.social

I have 4 dogs, 4 cats, & a 5th cat who thinks he is a dog

@2hrsand7mins.bsky.social

Monsters never die. (She/her)

@stillbecca92.bsky.social

She/Her||Cat Mama||TPWK🌻|| Try to keep up, I’m a trip and a half 💃🏼👽|| Manifesting my way to a better life 🫶🏻 @BeccaStilley on 🐦

@adamcareyred.bsky.social

Always ready for board game night. Former owner of The Pitch

@bmkcmo1975.bsky.social

Chiefs. Royals. All things Kansas City.. EST- 1975- …….work in progress….

@emogrl.bsky.social

Metal. Art. Jayhawk. Really bad at learning new technology. 🖤🤡 Venmo @larynmakesstuff

@ughsighshrug.bsky.social

I am Jack's worn out metaphor.

@rachelyohe.bsky.social

RV travel nurse in surgery (prev. senior living/memory care), KC native, mixed bag, music enthusiast, traveler, elephant lover, always-learning feminist, and space cadet- she/her, #BLM

@jaqdeguerre.bsky.social

she/her. nerdy, flirty, inked and curvy(ish). caffeine addicted, medical card holding, ball of anxiety and bad decisions.

@staysick.bsky.social

he/him. elder millennial, leftist, nerd. Trans rights are human rights. ACAB. Seattle.

@kllrbnny.bsky.social

i’m working on it she/her

@unxiled.bsky.social

Awkward and depressed dwarf LFG Proud geek, gamer, seeker of knowledge, fighter for equality for all, Shadowrunner, and former Merchant of Death. I'm a supporting character in my own life.

@topcitytodd.bsky.social

Aged and weathered, like the roof over your head.

@froggiemlm.bsky.social

Government money guy, Disney Adult, KC sports enthusiast, work for the Mn Twins on the side but a Royal at heart.

@jbrivard.bsky.social

Recovering Twitter addict, bookworm, horror and pop culture junkie. Realtor IRL....but not the car magnet/80’s headshot type

@gpritchett.bsky.social

“It takes a lot of pairs of pants to be Grace Pritchett” ✨ 👀 Creative Problem Solver for hire | 2025 Mantra Generator 🤙🏻⬇️ bio.site/GracePritchett

@brianhasissues.bsky.social

I'm Brian, and I have issues!

@billduronks.bsky.social

@kcmom.bsky.social

@loloarnone.bsky.social

@fletcherdodge.bsky.social

Word to your moms. I came to drop bombs. I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms. Kansas, Kansas City

@darrenrules.bsky.social

I enjoy 3 things. Camping in my Tear Drop camper, going to professional KC sports games and live music concerts. The ukulele is a garbage instrument. Marine Corps Veteran. No political post. I hate pickles.

@jvanwinkle.bsky.social

Husband, dad, data nerd, sports geek Royals | Chiefs | Razorbacks | Kraken | KC Current | Sporting KC

@thatsusan.bsky.social

Tomato hater. Kansas City lover. K-State alum and mom. Cat and dog fan.

@detroit-derek.bsky.social

Global Product Development for TVH KC Royals vendor in summer Chiefs vendor Fall/Winter Builder of too many Lego sets Detroit Raised - Detroit Proud I ride bikes and sometimes like to run