Firefighter/Paramedic…Old man still trying to be useful in a world that has passed him by.
@gloopqueen.bsky.social
Vtuber, somehow a game dev now also??? | The culinary arts are a punishment | I dream of wet slop, grins | http://twitch.tv/gloopqueen
@danalten.bsky.social
Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky. I love you. https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
@mydmac.bsky.social
Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies paulftompkins.com/live
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
I invented the internet See mah tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (she/they)🏳️🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
if you’re taking feedback, i hate it. Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaonvw75lfxi New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy 🧩JoWordle. Free archive. word.rodeo/JoWordle/
@portmanteauface.bsky.social
Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
@jiminyspigot.bsky.social
AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!! Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him. (jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
@hstarshot.bsky.social
Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Not here for politics. 🙃
@spookycomic.bsky.social
⚠️This is a jokey account💙 Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝 Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂 Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿 👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs All our lives we sweat and save Building for a shallow grave
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral. Professional Skeeter-UFoS certified. Guardian of cosmic ideas. My timeline is a mess just like your Mom. My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
@kalebhorton.bsky.social
A writer from Bakersfield, based in Los Angeles. GQ, MTV, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Vanity Fair, Vice, Vox. Looking for work. Subscribe to my newsletter: kalebhorton.ghost.io For work stuff, I'm kaleb.c.horton at gmail. (I also do photography sometimes.)
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* 👉 for the "tops" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba 🎨Buy me a paintbrush: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
@hormonella.bsky.social
My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. No bandwagons. #INFJ I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
@jackboot.bsky.social
Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts. My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Contributor: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
Horrors and hot dogs. (she/they) Latest https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq Random https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social
Humor|🤘🏻 Gen X | 🥾 Nature is my therapy | 🐾 Animal lover | 🌞 LA | Kindness matters | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
@pamtoo.bsky.social
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ It me👉 bit.ly/Pamsbsky
@potshopboy.bsky.social
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi/polyam The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@sarahemclaugh.bsky.social
Global Expression, FIRE. Book: Authoritarians in the Academy, @hopkinspress.bsky.social (August 2025). https://www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/53835/authoritarians-academy Signal: sarahemclaugh.01. Go birds.
@ygrene.bsky.social
have a good one https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@smooheed.bsky.social
Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
@andyrichter.co
I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
@hushjared.bsky.social
I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying. Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
My third grade teacher's positivity was unwarranted. Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe Things Which Bang: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaacgkwnm7oua
@wilbur72.bsky.social
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7t7cqngtq