inconsequential and vaguely whimsical bs peddlers
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@christhebarker.bsky.social
@michaelspicer.bsky.social
Please listen to my radio show. It's called No Room. Thank you. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001yrzs
@anonopin.bsky.social
Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuelyeah - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
@ceefaux.bsky.social
The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Currently posting here and on 'the other place' for the minute.
@dempster2000.bsky.social
Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & script editor. I like books.
@snowrespecter.bsky.social
wtf man no i said james herbert #MDANT I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
@cyriak.bsky.social
animator of weird stuff https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/
@stuarthoughton.bsky.social
Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.
@taylertoons.bsky.social
Cartoonist, family man and nerd. Buy signed A4 prints here, you lovely people: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Taylertoons?ref=seller-platform-mcnav
@vbloke.com
I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour. He/Him Never stop punching nazis.
@matsimpson.com
Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands. https://matsimpson.com/about/
@smallbrainfield.bsky.social
That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.
@framleyexaminer.bsky.social
raditional favourite since 1978. The Framley Examiner. Framley's t https://framleyexaminer.com Buy the book: https://unbound.com/books/framley
@leehealey.bsky.social
Cartoonist, illustrator, procrastinator, & massive movie nerd. https://www.thecartoonist.co.uk/
@roystoncartoons.bsky.social
Draws for Private Eye, The Spectator, The Critic etc, plus businesses, cards, books, live work etc 💬 Direct message or email roystonrobertson@gmail.com for commissions linktr.ee/roystoncartoons
@tomjam.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Private Eye. BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Surprisingly Australian. 2nd hand stick collector
@jaunty.art
Artist/illustrator that, just like you’d expect, draws stuff. Scottish person in Englandshire. Email me info@jaunty.art on enquires for commissions / prints ⬇️My website and shop is here ⬇️ https://jaunty.art
@cassetteboy.bsky.social
Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one ko-fi.com/cassetteboy youtube.com/cassetteboy
@jeffw.bsky.social
Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️ il/lui No DMs!… ('cause I can't access them 🤷♂️) https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
@cooraysmith.bsky.social
Freelance Writer. Highgate Dad. Bit Desi. Uxorious. Tired. You won’t know me from DWM & that. Did a tweet about a scumbag and maggot who taped over Taggart. Has a Doctor Who Deep Dive Newsletter.
@generalboles.bsky.social
Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper & senior advisor to Sir Keir Starmer before he became unpopular
@davemacleod.bsky.social
Internet stuff for Private Eye ⚡️ Indie landfill at trainboy.co.uk ⚡️ All views my nans
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
@chthonicionic.bsky.social
He/Him. B3ta QOTW person and programmer at http://www.millerhare.com. This is my personal a/c at the moment I don’t have a separate - work a/c. I’m also at @chthonicionic@mastodon.online
@tingley.bsky.social
Line Tamer Buy my zines! https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Tingleyville
@andytoots.bsky.social
Occasional producer of daft content of varying quality. "You manage to be simultaneously hilarious and depressing." https://sublimeclipclops.com/2022/09/11/creating-content-for-the-great-internet-toilet-in-the-sky/
@waspbox.bsky.social
'Satirist', 'philanthropist', 'bon viveur', 'irreverent genius'. All words never used to describe this humourless, misanthropic time-waster.
@eclectech.uk
I make silly animations & pictures. A lot of my stuff these days is taking photos where I live or visit, then scribbling on them. And knitted chickens. Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it. Scotland. She/her. https://eclectech.uk
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
Left-handed. Getting greyer every day. My favourite shapes are hexagons.
@barnsleysime.bsky.social
owner & DJ Solid Front Radio & Rock n Roll Lounge / Modernist / scooter rider / Morning Star DJ Of The Year 2015 / Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure / slowly but surely getting thinner
@mikerampton.bsky.social
Author, journalist, hero, dad, sleepy etc. He/him. Cambridge, UK. Please buy my book There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question and/or preorder my new one Become A Genius In A Year (out May 22nd). Go on. mikerampton.com / interestingskull.substack.com
@jimmeruk.bsky.social
Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
@chriso1.bsky.social
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. Your tone is antagonistic and it’s making me very angry.
@peterohanrahah.bsky.social
Love tougher dance, house, trance, grunge, rock, indie. Fan of Nottingham Forest, hater of racism and bigotry.
@bumspiders.co.uk
One of the UK's leading conspîracy theorîsts. "Michael's posts are both heartening and discombobulating in equal measure" - James Melville (parody)
@peteprodge.com
Comedian. Retrogamer. Runner. Writer. Film maker. Billionaire. I am all but one of these things. (My BlueSky retrogaming profile is @reheatedpixels.com )
@rathergood.bsky.social
Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀
@alreadytaken74.bsky.social
@brianftang.bsky.social
Novelist, playwright, webmonkey, T1 diabetic. Fiction represented by David Grossman Literary Agency.
@hellojansen.com
Web stuff, UX, IA, SEO, photography, marketing and all that jazz. 🎷 Say hello: https://hellojansen.com
@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
Yūgen appreciation society. Writes Drunken bakers etc for Viz. Wrote this http://bit.ly/33iyIe8 this https://bit.ly/2PKjMRI and that https://bit.ly/3v32pj8 so…
@bagpuss.org
Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes silly games, videos and Photoshoppery. Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my "work". More stuff of varying quality on my YouTube channel youtube.com/@bagpuss_org
@peakrillpress.bsky.social
stories - art - magic - surprises 🌳🪨🦉🕸️🥀👹🍄🌜🎲🪄💚 An independent publishing company, via Daniel Sumption Peakrill.com
@justhere4coffee.bsky.social
Not actually a fan of coffee but this has been my name for over quarter of a century, so why change it now? Crypto and Finance Bros, AI evangelists, heavily pro/anti-religion, and "just-asking-questions" types all need not apply.
@b3ta.com
Funny, original pics & projects made by the B3ta community & weekly newsletter. Sub to newsletter: https://b3ta.com/subscribe/
@vole.wtf
Official Unicode Consortium sponsor of the bogroll 🧻 emoji 🐘 Mastodon: https://crispsandwi.ch/@VOLEwtf 🔥 Site: https://vole.wtf
@contentapologist.bsky.social
#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
@clownf1st.bsky.social
Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @clownf1st@mastodon.social @clownf1st@dice.camp
@ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
@publicbenjamin.bsky.social
@craiguito.bsky.social
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
@darrencullen.bsky.social
Darren Cullen ""Artist"" - Daily Mail "Britain-hating anarchist who knows the value of nothing" - Johnny Mercer MP. Hell Bus / Co-curator Museum of Neoliberalism www.spellingmistakescostlives.com www.linktr.ee/spellingmistakescostlives
@joescaramanga.co.uk
Anyway you please it, cheese it. #thfc #totp and all manner of retro pop culture references and occasional rants.
@flyinginside.bsky.social
Author of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows.
@nevfountain.bsky.social
Writer of satire (Private Eye/Dead Ringers) and Murder. New book ‘Lies and Dolls’ is out this year. 'The Fan Who Knew Too Much' currently in good bookshops. Graphic novel ‘The Furnace’ out eventually.
@moiness.bsky.social
Autistic. Policy wonk. Live in south London with hubby and trans teen daughter. Likes: singing, 📖,🚶🏼♀️➡️, SciFi, and eating. Most likely to be found doing genealogy or under a 🐈⬛
@mint-royale.com
I’ve got headlights on my crocs Music etc. at https://mintroyale.ffm.to/mintroyale.XQL
@ricardoautobahn.co.uk
From (in order of height): The Cuban Boys, Rikki & Daz, Eurovision 2006, Spray, Helen Love, Pound Shop Boys amongst others. ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg0GIhxvZitldPsZKvgmbIylxanx9rLP1&si=b7B6AM8jfRI_Xar6
@captainhowdy.bsky.social
Monkey with a crayon. Stuff: https://www.redbubble.com/people/captain-howdy/shop?asc=u
@merseymal.com
Data Analyst since 2023. IT Supervisor/SysAdmin 1997-2023. Computer tinkerer/gamer since 1982. Console gamer since 1977. Tea drinker since 1974. He/him. Loves telly, music, comics, movies, games and tea.
@pauleggleston.bsky.social
I put the 'cool' in 'convoluted'. Well, actually I put the 'convol' in 'convoluted' so you just have to take the 'nv' bit out of 'convol', and push the 'co' and the 'ol' together to make 'cool'. www.pauleggleston.com My book: https://amzn.eu/d/9DrMuOS
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape.
@tiernandouieb.bsky.social
Writer. Comedian. Tired. Rep’d for writing things by @kitsonpresskids.bsky.social and for v/o things by Foxy Tongue Voices