Unproblematic Elders
Essential follows for the best of bluesky. Mostly shitposters, but not all.
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@giraud.bsky.social
@beeb33.bsky.social
No Solicitors. A part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, likes and reskeets my own. sometimes a lad, little a fella, all gender 🧱 feed for your 🧱 needs https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6c2yvybq3zpkot4giyumbpxq/feed/aaananvtf2bk6
@cheygoulet.bsky.social
more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
@divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social
One time I made espresso with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills with it and I met God. She was very cool. I write stuff. Figuring out some gender questions but definitely girl, I think. bi/pan Pronouns: they/them(?) Discord is Divinecoffeebinge
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@theshrimpening.bsky.social
Ham enthusiast. Reader of Dracula. Swimming. he/him
@gymclasswarfare.bsky.social
It's a joke He/Him, liker and enjoyer of things Often NSFW
@picardsteacup.bsky.social
I am very much alive and intend to stay that way 📍Philly 🇵🇸
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
The internet's favorite uncle. Machinist hillbilly from NC. No minors
@babyshoes4cash.com
💖 america's mystery sweetheart 💖 🏳️⚧️ milmealnainal lesbian wizard 🏳️🌈 👧 she/her world wide web enjoyer 🤌
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Top 0.001 Meme Creator and Memeology Influencer. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
@moxiest.art
Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. 🔀⚧️ Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition Commissions & Shop: http://moxiest.art
@link.spacelawshitpost.me
The Bluesky Sage of Shitposts and Space Law. Bluesky Elder. Apex User. Profile: Cartoon AJ drawn by @atlastalos.bsky.social. Banner: “I am not going to bury my account, my account is going to bury me.” - John Q.
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@handle.invalid
⭒₊⁺ they / she ⁺₊⭒ * call me null * 🔞 MDNI ~ 29 ~ perfect princess kitty ~ bipolar goddess ~ music maker ~ aesthetic haver ~ "pinned" feed https://on.soundcloud.com/ApSbc
@silverleaves.xyz
31 y/o undefined variable (she/it) the pinnacle of all human emotion, more passionate than hope, far deeper than despair denizen of The Land 🔞⚧🏳️⚧️ plural this too, is yuri
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
@poppinswtf.bsky.social
just a bag of wasps. “above all sin, beyond suspicion and extremely gullible”
@cl.own.baby
she/her ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 30s it's like a baby it's like a clown that is a baby mdni pls it's bc i don't like u .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ pfp by kelsey<3
@jl3001.bsky.social
Skeetin' into the void. Hip-hop, video games, headphones, writing, and running, mainly. Toronto born, DC based. https://the-wildebeest.com/
@auberon.bsky.social
I am an artisan craftsman specializing in the interior finish trades. American, but world citizen. I love travel, Art, family and multicultural democracy. GenX girl dad. Native Yinzer. 🖕fascists, religious zealots and dictators
@lexaprole.southsidesecret.club
useless eater, MOST LIKELY TO DEVOUR THE WORLD!! trust me, i’m a doctor. look on my works, ye mighty, and despairondeesnuts she/they •art •music •revolution (not a safe space for libs/children DNI)
@debbshock.com
notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover, nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
@charloh.online
hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. brave little toaster. will post about drinking and being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken. 40 or something like it. acab.
@oldkels.bsky.social
@derek.bike
@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
@kcmeadbrewer.com
writer. she/her 🌈🦇 heart's delight: Bmore, bats, & tattoos; Clarion & Tin House '18; rep'd by @ericshowers.bsky.social ⚡️ kcmeadbrewer.com ALT pfp: white, blond woman; nervous but anxious ALT banner: a black cat peeks from around a corner
@mousegirl.boo
mousegirl warlord cheezing the means of production. she/her, 33, 🏳️⚧️, MDNI fuck it, we smol @poppinswtf.bsky.social 💍 one flesh, one end, bitch
@wormwitch.bzky.team
contemptible woman gnasher of teeth unironic solanasist #1 dillo ally — discord same as handle : moots & femcels only Suggestions & Hate Mail : ngl.link/wormwitch_
@stev.bsky.social
He/him, late 30s Former caregiver RIP Christina 12-01-2024 Gofundme : https://gofund.me/d2e4cdd8 Cashapp: swedishpancakes Venmo: Steve-Palmer-20 IG: stevpalmer
@jove.bsky.social
The 118,972th man about town. Rhymes with “love”. They, in a he kinda way. MDNI
@starsetbyte.lol
🌠 she/her/its - gods fourth angriest transsexual check out my links - starsetbyte.lol destiny 2 feed - @destinythefeed.bsky.social
@adrew.dadguy.online
your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot. He/him they gon judge me anyway, so whatever do what you can
@hausofholes.bsky.social
heavy jpeg artifact https://linktr.ee/hausofholes $gnosticmilf
@hypercubexl.bsky.social
CG/VFX Artist. I love art/vfx/mograph/photos/bodies. (she/her) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ work: vimeo.com/hypercubexl youtube.com/@darylbartley5824 support: https://ko-fi.com/hypercubexl https://paypal.me/darylbartley https://venmo.com/hypercubexl #nobridge
@threnody.bsky.social
fiction writer • roommate to 3 cats with surprisingly rich interior lives • parmesan cheese enthusiast recent stories: hopkins review 15.4 • south carolina review 55.2 • post road 40 • 2023 clmp pride month reading list
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater in Los Angeles he/him
@angelic.style
18+ || seraphim of the Divine Light || Professional Girls Enjoyer || NOT!! affiliated with the catholic church listen to my music linktr.ee/krystalswords
@trans.bsky.social
Trans enby woman into tech, queer rights, pop culture, & alt-text. writer/artist/product manager. she / they/ fae. 🔞minors dni🔞 —— 🎯𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Disassociation 👾 —— Tip Jar ☕️: https://ko-fi.com/trans_sage Merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price dogma; https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagctfjh5al4 🇵🇸
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@katie.bzky.team
i'm the most RESPECTFUL transsexual journalist in the world @khronos.world tightpussy.shop she/her people i've turned trans: 234
@rincewind.run
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights PFP by @atlastalos.bsky.social