GOOBER SIMULATOR
EVER WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE GOOBER? WELL NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO SCROLL BSKY AS GOOBER HIMSELF! SCROLL TO "POST" AND FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE MOTHERFUCKER! BE CAREFUL (fail can only add 150 ppl)
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@goober.bsky.social
@logophobe.bsky.social
idiot, dad, websites participant, professional hobbyist, content aggravator, he/him/idiot
@sealab2021.org
Lord of Mars kicker of ass. AEW/MLW sometimes. Xmen 97!! Watches! UFOs. On episode 564 of One Piece. Buy Comics! White with a Mexican Grandma. I will be the guard that lets you out of the camps. Baha'i Anarchism I guess. Sealab.neocities.org Mooziktv.com
@quantumboots.bsky.social
27 / (he/him) star wars, movies, comics, etc. be kind, have hope [check out my band: https://dearest.supertape.site/ ]
@incognitofinito.bsky.social
Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters Call me Fin. they/them
@twinkcreole.bsky.social
Occultist, furry and twitter refugee. I talk about queer issues and music a lot. transfem. they/it. file any complaints to my owners:
@mid-skeets.bsky.social
rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats, he/him/dirty commie
@gaslighter.swolecialists.org
Zero IQ, small dick, no clout, dumb as shit
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@theastutegaloot.bsky.social
Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹 https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1
@porksweats.bsky.social
generally considered a good account you want to know the rest? buy the rights https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
@picardsteacup.bsky.social
I am very much alive and intend to stay that way 📍Philly 🇵🇸
@shevangelion.bsky.social
25 YO SHE/HER W/ INCREDIBLE ENERGY ANTI-TECH PRO-TRAIN PRO-MASAAKI YUASA PRO-WOMANS MINORS DO NOT INTERACT twitter: @shevangelion
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
@tolgamert.nl
Software Wizard📍Amsterdam My AI powered bot 🧚 @lovefairy.nl I am experimenting with the Bluesky API. Any actions taken may not necessarily be initiated by me.
@meo.bsky.social
gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her the most jobless and most online. trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
@farnerb0cken.bsky.social
I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster) 💙Impeach Vance💙 she™/her™ My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater in Los Angeles he/him
@wetmascara.bsky.social
Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
@stellabelle.bsky.social
artist/writer, creator of Gigatura 🫀 https://linktr.ee/stellabelle 🍧 author of Un-Crap Your Life: Navigating Life's Crappiest Situations https://a.co/d/iVzj7c9
@huntsauce.bsky.social
Once upon a time I was a micro niche internet memer, then I lost the passion I guess it’s time to run it back 🤝 https://diamondapp.com/u/HuntSauce?feedTab=Following&tab=posts
@monitorlizard.bsky.social
Reptile. Socialist. Green Party voter. Marathon Runner How strange it is to be anything at all.
@jondrake.bsky.social
If you play in dirt, you get dirty. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
@turnerjoy.bsky.social
Artist, Musician Load bearing 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞 Some might call me ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕪
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
Subscribe to my tech and online culture newsletter UserMag.co Listen/watch Power User podcast on all platforms!!
@cnn.com
Asking the hard questions and bringing unique perspectives from across the globe. This is CNN.
@milesklee.bsky.social
New Jersey ain’t the whole world https://www.rollingstone.com/author/miles-klee/
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
@chris.bsky.social
evals accelerationist, Head of Policy at METR, working hard on responsible scaling policies Check out my artisanal hand-crafted "AI Bluesky" starter pack here: https://bsky.app/starter-pack/chris.bsky.social/3lbefurb2xh2u
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
America’s stepdad•@TheWapplehouse on Twitter https://linktr.ee/JortsCenter
@bethbourdon.bsky.social
public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
@josie.zone
NYT-bestselling, Hugo-finalist authoress of RINGMASTER and TRUE BELIEVER. Upcoming: HOLLYWOOD FREAKS. Judeo-Tranarchist exile. She/her. Married to @sirosenbaum.bsky.social. Avatar by Leela Corman. https://neokayfabe.com/ מִדְּבַר־שֶׁ֖קֶר תִּרְחָ֑ק
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
@goober.bsky.social
culture war veteran 3 tours. simper fi hoo rah guineas world record holder for flop posting 🏅 Pfp alt text: Marjorie Taylor Greene with a comically large mouth Header alt text: Uhaul logo but it says "uhhhhhh" He/Him